In honor of spooky season, one of our gifts with purchase is a Full-Sized (7.2oz) Hocus Pocus candle 🎃🧙🏻‍♀️🤩 effingcandleco.com/collections/...

Doodles would take away your Sunday Scaries, but she's eepin

"WTF is a boo basket?" Idk, but fall-scented travel candles would probably be cute in them? Get free shipping when you grab 3 effingcandleco.com/collections/...

I would just like to thank the real estate company that tried to offer me $5 for our candles to use as corporate gifts. Your audacity gave me the audacity to raise our bulk order minimums and change the pricing model.

I don't do this to get rich, I do it to buy Doodles heated blankets with ten-hour timers bc she loves being cozy more than anything else in the whole world

We're saying 'farewell' to room sprays! It's been real, it's been fun, but it hasn't been really fun trying to source the packaging this year. Once they're gone, they're gone for good! Spritz your way into the weekend 👇🏼 effingcandleco.com/collections/...

People always ask what I'm burning, so I'm giving you a peek into my candle lineup, and they all ship free this weekend! 💖 effingcandleco.com/collections/...

There are a couple of fragrances that I don't want to smell anymore 😵 Respiratory mask for the win.

I bought the last disco balls left on planet earth, apparently, and they have some imperfections. I just added them to the sale section. The imperfections are minor - some little mirror tile bumps or an occasional cracked tile. They still sparkle like crazy 🪩 effingcandleco.com/collections/...

Here for all your "store-bought flame" needs

"I deserve an effing candle" Wait, that was my diary. Oh well!

forehead kisses to the person who ordered 16 candles yesterday, and the person who ordered 14 today. I love this journey for us.

I've been working on a little something for our sister brand so you can give corporate gifts, without any language on the labels that would get you on the naughty list 😉

Anything can be a Christmas candle if you take a pic of it with green and red, right?

I went to a fundraiser to donate some candles, and made a new four-legged friend. Please don't tell Doodles.

Not gonna lie, I am all set on smelling the Fir fragrance for a minute. I might be OOO when we pour the last 400 jars 🎄

There are two wolves inside you. One is meditating, and the other is in a fist fight in the parking lot.

Highly recommend lighting a candle and watching Dropout tv. Bad news can't find you when you're watching Game Changer or the ep of Smartypants with "No Thank You, The Ocean"

HR, MY COWORKER IS CREATING A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT BY SLAMMING HER PUZZLE FEEDER AND DEMANDING SNACKIES

How i see you when you order halloween candles

Another Monday where our mail carrier arrives and says "oh no" 😂

New scent coming soon! Doodles has been hard at work in the lab making her dream scent! Just kidding, I'm looking at the powder glitter material for a series of labels coming soon 😆

The fucking skeleton candle is trending again 🙄 Here's my PSA: plastic does not belong in a candle. The skeleton candles that are sold are specifically labeled for ⚠️DECORATIVE USE ONLY⚠️ Don't be this person. Using our products for anything other than its intended use can have deadly consequences

Begging you to enjoy your good candles before the rapture 😜 (this is a joke, I don't believe in that, but I am enjoying the 2010/2011 rapture vibes)

There's an imperfect 🕯️ with your name on it in a mystery box, as a discontinued scent, or a disco ball that didn't pass my judgemental eye. effingcandleco.com/collections/...

Doodles checking in to let you know PETRICHOR IS AVAILABLE She sends her purrs and biscuits 💖

We grabbed the last of the Focused AF candles from our booth and added them to the website. They're discontinued and 40% off 🍋 🍋‍🟩 Only a few left before they're gone for good 👋🏻 effingcandleco.com/collections/...

Thinking about the time a customer emailed to ask if we could include extra compostable packing peanuts in their next order bc they like eating them.

we've never poured gingerbread and Petrichor in the same day, and I don't think we ever will again 😂 I'm all for scent layering, but this went TOO FAR

Once upon a time, we didn't have branded safety matches. We gave out strike anywhere matches One day I was using the strike matches and the 🔥 lit 🔥 tip flew into my hair. It burned off a chunk in the back. Took two years to fill in 😭 And that's how we ended up with cute and super smooth matches!

I love it when we have so many packages going out that our mail carrier says "oh no" when I open the door 😂

If you have the Sunday Scaries, take one of these and call me in the morning

Looking at our Halloween inventory and trying to decide if we want to sell out before Halloween or if we need to make more.

You've had your eye on a disco ball, and you found out they ship free this weekend 🪩🕺🏻 effingcandleco.com/collections/...

I saw someone say that September is for Apple scents and October is for pumpkin scents. I came prepared. Apple, honey, and champagne is here to fill your home with a crisp, clean apple scent 🍎 All of our full-priced 7oz candles ship free this weekend 👯‍♀️ effingcandleco.com/collections/...

It takes a while to build up enough inventory for the holiday season, which is why we're making ~20,000 units (candles, travel candles, melts, and refills) now. We made ~1000 warm hugs travel candles this week. That should hold us over for a minute 😉

Online shopping cat wants you to know that it's free shipping weekend. Orders $28+ ship free That's one candle, two travel candles, or three wax melts 🛍️

On the phone with USPS dealing with an address that repeatedly gets returned to us (even though the address is correct) while throwing a towel under where Doodles is making the "mom, I'm gonna frow up" yodel on the rug. Who says women can't have it all?

This is who you're asking to file a shipping insurance claim

Apparently, I packed an order "suspiciously fast" today and the customer asked if I really worked that quickly or if it was a fake notification. Live look at me the second an order comes in.

A little wick trimming ASMR for you. Enjoy the CROMPCH! ♥️

Smelled like Christmas in the studio today! Gingerbread disco balls comin' right up!

🆘 the food bank my dad volunteers at has empty shelves bc their funding was cut by you know whompst. Time to donate 10% of sales through Tuesday‼️Buy candles, do good. I'll post the donation on Wednesday ♥️

I did not win Powerball, so y'all are stuck with me and my candles. Sorry 😔

FYI, you have to take the wick, METAL clip, and warning label out of the bag before putting it in the microwave ⚡ 👀 Don't ask.

This is fine. I'm not trying to get work done or anything.

Happy Red Friday to all who celebrate ♥️💛 effingcandleco.com/collections/...

"do you have anything citrusy for Halloween?" "Not really, but you can call this Rooftop Morgue-aritas if it puts you in a spooky mood 👻"

Doodles does not know where this tuft of hair in her mouth came from, and you definitely shouldn't ask Toby about it. The real reason for this timeline blessing is to remind you to blow out your candles before bed. This has been a public service announcement. Doodles out!

Y'all cleared out the Focused AF 7oz candles, but there are some travel candles and 1 refill kit left 😳 Plenty of Happy Housewarming left and all of our discontinued SKUs are 40% off effingcandleco.com/collections/...