Friends are just the best

I had the most Minnesota day possible: 1. I looked at the payouts remaining for a pull tab box and came out ahead over $100 2. The two men’s sports teams I watched got soundly beaten. It’s kind of comforting to be honest.

That was so fun. Hell yeah Bad Bunny.

I used @pentzhomes.bsky.social to buy my house and it was great! You should have them as your agent too!

Re-upping this less than a week later. We are here for each other.

I've never been more proud to live in Minneapolis

I did this 18 months ago on the bad site, lets make my wish come true again.

The only thing that could make me feel good about Ramsey leaving MNUFC is if they could get Nancy to replace him

@empiregass.bsky.social I thought the discussion with Zanotta was interesting regarding synchronizing sales with Europe. Why isn’t there a bigger question regarding the effect of getting out of sync with South America with the new schedule?

There are a thousand things we don’t know about why Dayne chose Miami over Minnesota. - Maybe he wanted to play there for years and would not have accepted an offer to go anywhere else. - maybe the only offers for him during the last 2 transfer windows were worth less than keeping him for a year

MNUFC is built on catching lightening in a bottle. That’s what the talk around “spend doesn’t guarantee wins” is meant to hide. It’s not wrong as a business plan, but it’s clear when spending more could have produced a better team.

Andres Dryer looks like a post surgery Bradley Cooper

Is this what it feels like to have bought bitcoin at a dollar?

Have fun with friends

Have you ever seen your team win in PKs and raved after? You should.

IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER MIN 🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢 SEA 🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢🔴

“Oh no, my good nipple!” - that one LA Galaxy player

Every PJ Fleck Season has three games: 1. Overachieving win 2. Moral victory loss to a ranked team 3. Atrocious loss to an FCS team

Luna a bit of a “break down the low box” specialist?

Good day.

This will be one of the games that gets highlighted when Ramsay gets a premier league gig. #mnufc

That was good freaking soccer from @mnufc.com

To the tune of Zombie by the Cranberries: His name is Nectar Nectarios Triantis Triantis Trantis,tis, tis (Repeat) #mnufc

I have questions Delta

:Mr. Roger's voice: Wont you be my neighbor?

Dogs are the only things that I would believe to be raptured. So if you’re gonna steal a dog, today is the day to do it.

Should have been two reds on Austin that half

Did Pereyra kick Penso’s dog or something? He got fouled about 6 times that were not called.

Spurs should be up 1-0. Bad call.

Post-Japan reaction: Stock up: Everyone … … … Except Sargent

I cannot say this enough, have friends that you love and spend time with.

Ok, I’m buying all the Poch stock right now. I’m either going broke or hitting that soccer moon. Let’s go.

My usmnt stock ticker in order Up: - Richards - freeman - zendejas - roldan Down: - Dest - Sargent - Blackmon Balo might be in stock up. Mixed to down from Luna, freese, Adams, Berhalter, and Ream. Pulisic and Weah are known quantities so exempt from this. Arfsten is an incomplete.

CONCACAF World Cup qualifiers are another level

Why do the security lines at Allianz field suck now?

Pete Lembo, the Buffalo football coach, looks exactly like someone named Pete Lembo would look like

Transfer windows are hard to grade in the short term. Last summer Doyle gave Minnesota a C+ for signing Yeboah and Pereyra.

@jonmarthaler.com are the loons currently short an international spot?

I watched @mnufc score a goal on my phone while at an Atmosphere concert at the Minnesota state fair. That’s close to peak Minnesotan.

The Pereyra machine go brrrr

You will be shocked to learn the @startribune.com AI state fair bot is trash. Here’s what you might get while searching for “walleye”

Sell Pereyra, replace with Fitz. Sell Tani, put Bongi back at striker. Mofokeng replaces SBJ. Billal is attacking sub off the bench. Get the Sunderland 6 across the line plus interleague backups at GK and RB. That would be a massive window.

I figured out the perfect irrational confidence winger for #mnufc: Fafa Picault

Great reminder that MNUFC need a DP 6/8 and one more irrational confidence winger. #mnufc

The manosphere is filled with cowards who just want to be “popular”

I would absolutely go to a Chino Latino nostalgia pop-up

Twins going for real 1994 vibes

A bougie Crunchwrap, a couple pints, a good friend, and beautiful weather to bike in makes a great night

SOFT #mnufc