This will be one of the games that gets highlighted when Ramsay gets a premier league gig. #mnufc

That was good freaking soccer from @mnufc.com

To the tune of Zombie by the Cranberries: His name is Nectar Nectarios Triantis Triantis Trantis,tis, tis (Repeat) #mnufc

I have questions Delta

:Mr. Roger's voice: Wont you be my neighbor?

Dogs are the only things that I would believe to be raptured. So if you’re gonna steal a dog, today is the day to do it.

Should have been two reds on Austin that half

Did Pereyra kick Penso’s dog or something? He got fouled about 6 times that were not called.

Spurs should be up 1-0. Bad call.

Post-Japan reaction: Stock up: Everyone … … … Except Sargent

I cannot say this enough, have friends that you love and spend time with.

Ok, I’m buying all the Poch stock right now. I’m either going broke or hitting that soccer moon. Let’s go.

My usmnt stock ticker in order Up: - Richards - freeman - zendejas - roldan Down: - Dest - Sargent - Blackmon Balo might be in stock up. Mixed to down from Luna, freese, Adams, Berhalter, and Ream. Pulisic and Weah are known quantities so exempt from this. Arfsten is an incomplete.

CONCACAF World Cup qualifiers are another level

Why do the security lines at Allianz field suck now?

Pete Lembo, the Buffalo football coach, looks exactly like someone named Pete Lembo would look like

Transfer windows are hard to grade in the short term. Last summer Doyle gave Minnesota a C+ for signing Yeboah and Pereyra.

@jonmarthaler.com are the loons currently short an international spot?

I watched @mnufc score a goal on my phone while at an Atmosphere concert at the Minnesota state fair. That’s close to peak Minnesotan.

The Pereyra machine go brrrr

You will be shocked to learn the @startribune.com AI state fair bot is trash. Here’s what you might get while searching for “walleye”

Sell Pereyra, replace with Fitz. Sell Tani, put Bongi back at striker. Mofokeng replaces SBJ. Billal is attacking sub off the bench. Get the Sunderland 6 across the line plus interleague backups at GK and RB. That would be a massive window.

I figured out the perfect irrational confidence winger for #mnufc: Fafa Picault

Great reminder that MNUFC need a DP 6/8 and one more irrational confidence winger. #mnufc

The manosphere is filled with cowards who just want to be “popular”

I would absolutely go to a Chino Latino nostalgia pop-up

Twins going for real 1994 vibes

A bougie Crunchwrap, a couple pints, a good friend, and beautiful weather to bike in makes a great night

SOFT #mnufc

We are, honest to god, doing var at an all star game!?

Former MNUFC academy player

Also where MNUFC draftee Roman Torres is

MNUFC have never won while wearing the retro kits

LAFC is doing a hell of a job working this ref.

@blackhartstp.com is there a food truck tonight?

@jonmarthaler.com This is good. Really good.

I *think* it’s 8-3-3 in all competitive games

What’s Julian Gressel’s record with @mnufc.com? It had to be like 8-1-1

That might be the best half of @mnufc.com soccer I’ve ever seen.

That @mnufc goal should be in the Louvre.

Joaquin is something else.

There was a short lived restaurant in the SPS tower called Mona that was WILDLY underappreciated. It served dished on bar with 112 Eatery or Alma but suffered from the curse of downtown: happy hour was dieing and too far from dense residential.

SEMIFINALS HERE WE COME

I love the #usoc

We’re getting close friends

This might turn into a Joaquín Pereyra Stan account #mnufc

Oasis got back together for this. #mnufc

Somehow both @mnufc.com strikers got yellows that half

I had one of those bike rides home tonight that makes you fall in love with biking.

Phee is getting worked tonight. Need her to go hero mode in last 4 minutes.