Welcome to the Employee of the Day Club, Penelope Ann Sprinklebottoms. She enjoys tea and cookies at 3pm sharp, her favorite animal is the flamingo, and she will peck your eyes out if you eat her leftovers. You've been warned. . Monster adoptions are being held under the Burnside Bridge today.

Today's employee of the day is Miss Beverly. She enjoys iced tea, she is the founding member of her neighborhood gardening society, and is the 3 year reigning hatchet throwing champion. Don't mess.with Miss Beverly, I guess. . Monster adoptions are at the Portland Saturday Market today.

Congratulations to the whole group of Fungusons. They are the employees of the day. They enjoy warn shady areas, avid Travel Channel watchers, and they are all black belts in Karate. We are excited for you, Fungusons. We are under the Burnside Bridge at the Portland Saturday Market.

Meet our friend Hux. He is today's employee of the day. He enjoys spinning in circles, he can't double Dutch but still tries, and he is the ice cream cone eating champion 4 years running. Keep trying, Hux, you can do it. . I'm back at the Saturday market for quite a few Saturdays in a row.

Meet Juniper. She is today's employee of the day. She enjoys boardgames, has a secret she tells everyone, and makes mud pies to sell. Only her mom buys them. Keep that entrepreneur spirit, Juniper. #bossbabe. . This is the first day of monster adoptions at @csoddmall in Monroe, WA.

Today's employee of the day is Courtney. She enjoys movie nights with friends, she is an absolute menace, and skips-to-my-lou on Thursdays. Congratulations, Court. See you at the usual time on Thursday. . Monster adoptions today under the Burnside Bridge. We are open until 5 .

We now have an official employee of the day. Meet Petunia. She enjoys playing "Heads up 7 up." She can count all the way to 18, and has an extensive collection of left gloves. Well done, Petunia. Well.done. Monster adoptions are open until the Burnside Bridge today (Saturday) until 5pm.

Our first Employee of the day is our friend Leif. 3 facts about Leif... he enjoys forest frolics, he can stand on one leg for a whole 6 minutes, and knows all the lines from "Bill and Ted. " Portland Saturday Market starts today from 10am-5pm. Every Saturday until Christmas eve.

Big monsters are finished. These guys will hopefully get me into my art festivals this year. Keep fingers crossed for me. #artsplosion #monsters #art #weird

I think this might be the best monster I've ever made. I love him!! #artsplosion #monster #art #donut #sculpture

Who wants an tutu? This monster does. I'm so excited about this weirdo. I can't wait for him to dry. #artsplosion #monster #alien #scuplture #art

"The Big one." #artsplosion #scuplture #monsterart

First monster of the new year!!! These guys are the first of four new jury monsters for this year's art festivals. Fingers crossed. #artsplosion #monsters #scuplture

Hello, Carter! He is today's employee of the day. He enjoys ghost stories, cannonballs into the swimming pool, and "cropdusting" people at the store who take up the whole aisle. That's one way to handle it. Good job, Carter. . Monster adoptions are going on today at the Portland Saturday Market.