Sorry for hyping this yet again, but this may be your last chance before the protest next Saturday. Don't worry if the date on your tracking is later, they just say that so people won't call to complain.

In case you didn't see last week, shirts available at www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8098... in time for the next No Kings protest on Saturday the 18th. I think even a tapestry to make your own sign. And once you get it, send a picture of yourself wearing it to advertise it more in time for next week.

If she or any ICE agent pees outside, they'll get arrested for indecent exposure and legally have to knock on the doors of every neighborhood they go to to tell the residents that they're sex offenders.

project2025.net and project2025.edu seem to be available. You didn't hear it from me.

Cities invaded by ICE need redneck sheriffs like in 80s teen movies: "I'm afraid drivers of vehicles with broken tail lights in our city have to spend a night in jail" "What are you talking about? My van's perfectly fine." (Sheriff smashes van's tail lights) "Well, you do now!"

If you went back in time and told me the Human Torch wanted to fuck the Silver Surfer I would have said you were crazy.

I watched this GUTFELD! talk show the other day, despite my thesis that he's possibly the least funny comedian ever and I couldn't get through the first half. His show's supposed to be the conservative "answer" to Stewart, Colbert, etc. 1 of 5

Clues you're old #703: Marge Simpson tells her daughter about how she watched DAWSON'S CREEK growing up.

You're going to the No Kings protest in your area on 10-18, right? You should go wearing this shirt www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8098... Other merch available too. If you photograph yourself wearing it and send it to me I will post it here. And if you don't order the shirt it means you hate democracy.

Guys that were picked on in high school are taking it out on the rest of us and somehow they got the kids who picked on them to help them do it.

I forgot to mark the rapture on my calendar the other day. I guess I'm going to hell.

I was going through a friend's comics that I'm helping him sell. Lots of old school UGs, Fantagraphics collections, French albums, and...hello. what's this? Hard to stump me, but never heard of this. Looking at the bylines, if you disapprove of this, it means you don't support women in comics.

"ANTI-ICE" is this generation's "ACID IS GROOVY, KILL THE PIGS"

I doubt the UN sabotaged the escalator and teleprompter but if they did I don't blame them.

I'm still boycotting Hulu/Disney as punishment for their caving in the first place.

Looks like I'll have to wait a while to see this new season of FUTURAMA.

MAD predicted it 54 years ago.

Anyone MAGA cheering on people being fired should be given back the exact quotes and they need to explain what is wrong or offensive about them and how it justifies the action and why the quotes are so beyond the pale. Make them enlighten us.

Won't be surprised if next week the head of NBC gets his finger cut off or wakes up to find a horse's head in his bed.

While going through comics I'll be selling soon I found this. Does anyone know where it came from or who did it? Is it LGBTQ or is it homophobic? Did someone I went to school with give it to me? It looks like something I would have done then. Did I do it?

I saw a news item that the Kirk family banned liberals from attending his funeral. If that's true, how would a litmus test like that work? Nevertheless, that's too bad because I was planning on going, bought my plane ticket and everything.

It figures. That's all I have to say about that. It figures.

Replace the name Charlie Kirk with Morton Downey Jr. Now imagine if all the same people eulogizing and mourning Kirk, proposing the Capital have a statue of him, etc, said the same things about Downey.

Did Charlie Kirk ever debate anyone more than ten years younger than him or outside his own partisan bubble? Seems to me the right idolizing him as one of the great minds of our time is like proposing a Battle of the Bands winner get in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.

I found Charlie Kirk's kids were at the event. Maybe one will grow up and be the white supremacist Batman.

I guess Charlie Kirk wasn't one of those good guys with a gun.

Not only is Trump more Col. Kurtz than Col. Kilgore, but we left Vietnam in shame.

Spent all day putting dryer sheets in pages of old comics and books before selling them. It gets rid of must and it works.

If the big announcement is what I think it is I nominate McDonald's for a Nobel Prize.

My parents went to school with some famous people.

Is David Zucker MAGA? Making AN AMERICAN CAROL is one thing but now I see he's doing videos for Prager U. and says the new NAKED GUN is "woke". I'm disappointed.

We now know 2A nuts saying they needed their peashooters in case of government overreach was just talk, now we'll see what they do when "SCOTUS" re-interprets 3A so you now have to let ICE live with you and run up your cable bill and mandates that you pay for their Doordash.

Not even Garry Kasparov could win this game of F/M/K. And is Hegseth cosplaying Herb Tarlek?

Everyone's comparing the White House to Saddam's palace. I just don't see it. There's not a single Boris Vallejo painting anywhere.

Nobody would have noticed Cracker Barrel changed their logo if somebody hadn't brought it up.

This URL for a shirt I just made as well as the design just disappeared. Anyone know why? No unuseful answers please. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7896...

Newsom: Where ideological purity and "vote blue no matter who" come to a standoff.

Everyone remembers when he was asked "Do you have a suit?" Few remember his reply, "I will wear a costume next time." I don't think the press realized it, but I think that was a clapback. I look forward to more trolls that will go over their heads tomorrow.

I keep seeing "Gavin Newsom doesn't deserve to be rewarded". I'm tempted to defriend half my social network roster sometimes. It's not about him. Now's not the time for ideological purity.

When DAZED AND CONFUSED came out, it was all about how different things were with clothes and hair and decor. The closest thing now is reruns of THE OFFICE. If you watch those, there's almost no difference.

No disrespect to residents of Memphis or Detroit or St. Louis or Oakland or Kansas City, but why aren't troops being sent there?

DURAK_107 will premiere this Saturday in Margaretville. Sorry for such short notice. We just finished it a couple days ago. Check it out if you live in the area. The making of it will be on You Tube sometime soon.

I had two tickets to this at Kennedy Center but they're apparently not letting people in or out of DC right now. Know anyone that can use them?

Two part question for the hive mind: What is the best print-on-demand T-shirt company? CafePress? Red Bubble? others? How much is a Facebook ad? Actually, three parts. Should I leave it as is or add a caption?

I'm beginning to think this Donald Trump guy may not be a very good person.

"We shouldn't be partisan" he said at an institute named after Ronald Reagan.