First day of my 3 day weekend and Fred is screaming his head off at 6 am wanting to be fed

Trump giving a super long speech in 107 degrees has the potential to be the best possible birthday gift America could get

If you or anyone you know is interested in investing in my dream of converting a church to a gay bar hit my DMs, cause every comment just fuels my dream even more.

Like are yall ok?? It’s just a building!

People love clowning on HR, and sometimes I think it’s unwarranted, but then my dept has a call and makes us do shit like this…

I fell in love with fine dining in 2022, but my rent has increased 3x as much as my salary has, so that was a very short lived passion 😞

I love when I hear a song and think to myself “ohh yes, lemme save that” and then open Spotify and it’s already liked

Bike The Drive should be for the entire month of September

Excited that this is in my neighborhood! I bike by this frequently and I’m excited to ride over it soon!

I’ve gone viral on twitter twice this month arguing for leftist policies. And the best part is that people keep calling me “she” because this is my profile picture lmao

This is maybe my least favorite drag race challenge of all time. Girl what is thissssss

It’s infuriating to see an article so uncritically report such conflicting news

As someone who understands people using Amazon on a personal level with the economy as shit as it is right now, I am BEGGING all of you to not buy anything at all during Prime Days

I saw this and the story they linked had almost no details about what was going on, so I went to google it to read more. The first 3 links I clicked on were all paywalled 🫩

No cause it’s actually crazy as hell that corporations are squeezing the hell out of us and drug dealers aren’t 😵‍💫

My little sister went to the World Cup game in Seattle on Friday. And she just posted pictures of her and two of her childhood soccer teammates at the game. I’m sitting here like “why tf do my baby sisters friends look like such moms?” And then remembered that they’re in their 30s now too 😵‍💫

And that’s why we still Stan Picture, but mute the song when Kid Rock comes on

I’m on a policy committee at work to establish standards for the use of AI in hiring for our company. And the conversations I am having with coworkers… whew

Another piece of Rahm’s legacy! With all the pro-Rahm BS lately, it’s really disappointing to read this article and not have them mention who closed the schools even once 😵‍💫

The world’s first trillionaire caused this with DOGE, so I’m sure he’ll have no issue paying for this, right?

I’ve been telling people about this for months and every time people look at me like I have a tin foil hat on, and now Elon is just admitting it via tweet now.

I take the purple line and transfer to the red line to get home from work. And for the past 2 months I’ve been tracking how often my transfer is 10 minutes or more, and today we reached double digits! (10 out of 19)

Girl what…?

I just saw the cuntiest Jeep- this queen painted her jeep bright pink and then once it passed me, I see that she had a custom made spare tire cover with her face on it. Divaaaaaa

Of course they would put tables up in front of the divvy stations at Midsommarfest so you can’t park divvys

“Bye bye birdie” is still killing me lololol

I just watched a great video of these two women defending abortion to some right wing influencer and the comments are frying me… babes!! They literally don’t want to!! That’s the point!!

I fucking hate capitalism so much!!!!

My boss, who LOVES AI and uses it for fun all the time, tells me to run EVERY EMAIL through it… she just posted this on her instagram lol

Ok but I’ve been thinking about this one for 2 days now cause wtf is wrong with her

We really are not mad enough at the rich

Need to see this live badddd

I love pancakes

For an all stars top 2 lip sync… that was a double sashay

I’m normally a fan of Aldi, but these Aldi brand hot dogs I bought are actually disgusting. Like I am personally offended by how nasty, foul, and dark sided these are. Wtf Aldi

Yall are aware that you’re training AI models with all those “post a picture of you as a kid!” IG prompts right?

I just got the agenda for our weekly team meeting and fuuuuuuuuuck this

This dude on the train just cheered, pulled out a bottle of liquor in a paper bag and took a swig, then got right back to watching Ring camera videos of people getting their ass beat lmao

if i was in the back rooms i would be hella farting ngl

Omg I was hating so hard from the couch but “you look like an elementary school play” is INSANE

Hacks really had the perfect ending to an amazing show 🥲

I’m at Shake Shack and I desperately need to know how the hell a sandwich, fries, & soda ends up being $25.67… 😵‍💫

I wish so fucking bad I had rich parents!!

I just saw a man in shorts, cowboy boots, and cowboy hat carrying a full size American flag on a flagpole over his shoulder… reader I could not get out of there quicker. Something nefarious going on there.

Another 3,000 people getting laid off today because of AI. In 2025 a total of about 124,000 people were laid off by tech companies in the US. So far in 2026? We’re already over 114,000 before June 😵‍💫

Vote blue no matter who so they can approve a police surveillance contract with a company illegally supplying the data to ICE and a sheriff trying to arrest a woman for having an abortion 😵‍💫

Girl…

20 drunk high school seniors just got on my train headed to a cubs game… about to dive headfirst into that third rail

Make that make any mf sense… 😫

Two different surveys came out today: 1: 40% of CEOs said they will be replacing junior level roles with AI 2: 13% of companies feel confident in their ability to manage AI agents