The fuckin unskippable cutscene when you open up SHEIN sometimes 🙄🙄🙄🙄 followed by 6 pop up ads

I literally have so many of these but now that I have to think about them, nothing comes to mind 😂

please omfg.

10 (2005), my last one was in 2017

welp !! obviously I ain’t need it anyway 😂

@astoldbynai.blacksky.app happy birthday sugar❣️❣️hope you have an amazing day 🫶🏾

Pop the balloon episodes are much more fun when watching in a live stream with other people lol

The scary ones 😂

7-8 and I dream every night

today’s Wordle pissed me the fuck off.

Not regularly but I do like a strong ass sprite or Dr. Pepper zero

That blackberry shake from whataburger good asf

I hate when I start talking and laughing to myself and my dog get to lookin at me crazy 😒 bro judgmental as hell like damn

Wheww I know this feeling, I’m sure I have some warn notes on my account when I call in cos I used to stayyy on their ass back in the day 😩

Especially cos he my fave going out sad involving MY GOAT like how did I end up choosing this preference of music like this 😂

These jail calls really got my mind gone I’m ngl 😂😂 I can’t believe one of my faves really going out like this like I’m embarrassed lowkey 💀

Me to everyone in the quotes 🙂

😀🙏🏾

I need to reside in a city where mfs know how to DRIVEEE GAHHHDAMNNNN

Had to take Thug off my banner cos ain’t no way he going out like this 😭

A grown woman in the comments under Tini’s vid said “I didnt know where smaller wings come from but I wouldn’t have thought it was just a chicken wing cut in half” 😐 several other ppl were like omg same 😐😐😐😐😐

“No cos why DID Prince play the bass in your face like that?” 😭😭😭😭

Not to be funny but Chief Keef 😭

Human Nature, Heaven Can Wait, Butterflies

Why I thought I didn’t have Hulu & I’ve had it for months 😑

Usher Raymond then Ashanti

It’s been so slow at work lately. My daily task lists be saying stuff like “Organize work area” “Other” “Misc. tasks as they come up” 😭 (Not a complaint btw)

Not Fitz being a lefty. Why’s that kinda hot 😅 his old/fine ahh

Scandal is such a 10/10 show. Be sitting there like this after one mid- season episode

Frankly myyyy dear, I don’t give a damnnn 🎤🎶🍽️

he’s Baby Keem! Isaiah Rashad Sza Ooou or Andre 3K 👀

IV

Backseat Freestyle Euphoria XXX. wacced out murals Alright (but that one fast part before the Ah! might get me knocked off 😂)

The Others set off my love for the psychological thriller genre as a whole. I’ll never forget this ending

“Who in here know Ricky Tan🧍🏾‍♂️” gotta be one of the funniest lines ever in movie history 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“I Miss You” by Aaliyah after her death traumatized me as a child I refuse to listen to it or watch the mv. RIP sweet lady 🕊️

Destiny’s Child, Usher, Nelly, Ashanti

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I’m not Beyhive but I saw a video on her singing Halo acapella in a group circle & thought it was so beautiful.

Spotify put me on years ago now it’s on my Favs playlist 😂 open.spotify.com/track/75aDTR...

As a society, why are we still using the “Oh no, oh no no no no” sound on our videos 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

Red beans & rice. Crawfish during the season

brah LMFAOOOO fawkk 😭

‼️‼️ I promise you worded this perfectly 😅. I saw his post, thought "Um, random, but whatev" Scroll, scroll, scroll... OH 🫢.

I was going to move on with my life after reading this original never before seen sentence until I scrolled twice & saw the evidence 🥀🥲

Bernie Mac really used to make a guest appearance in every damn 90s black comedy 😂😂 why I forgot he was in BAPS . I miss him rest his soul🙏🏾

It started when I turned 27 😫 I’m 31 now smh

I always think about a post I seen on fb that said “one time I dropped my phone in a McDonald’s Sprite and it started charging” LMFAOOOO