I’M 200% NIGGA‼️

I really hate ai

I’m going to cry so bad if I go past 40 weeks. 😭

Better him than me tho cos hiccups make me irrationally upset. Be feeling like my life is spiraling outta control

In 3 years I’ve never heard my bf have the hiccups .. until rn . Why is it so cute lmaooo 🥹 they whooping his ass too

Hot Fries done started back putting the thick soft chips in the bag finally ! Cos what was the deal with those skinny crunchy ones I kept getting

That man said “you’re a vegetabooiiinnneeee” 😂😂😂😂

Can’t stop thinking about the ice from my job rn 🧊I need 2 full cups

Lawdd those were the best tacos I ever had in my lifeee “IMMM SATISFIIIIIEEEEDDDDDD”

Feeling my baby’s movements all day is like my favorite thing in life rn 🥹

I hate when my eye just starts draining/watering nonstop like ugh what does that even mean. And it’s always the left one

My whole life I thought the blue dragon in Dragon Tales name was Org but I’m rewatching it (yeah, so?) and according to the subtitles it’s “Ord”. Oh!

Omg I want me a big slouchy sloppy ass burger & salty fries rn. And a sprite with extra electricity 😩😩

My Godparents🖤

I texted Merry Christmas/love you to my bald head ass dad who I haven’t talked to since March and he never responded LMAOOOOO

I ate better today for Christmas than I did on Thanksgiving Additionally, I cooked today & only did deviled eggs on Thanksgiving 🙃

Low budget Black Christmas movies on Tubi for the night 👌🏾

The best & most euphoric songs always less than 2 minutes 😩😩 be getting blue balls & shi

RIP to the $20 bill I just got yesterday and already lost 💔 exactly why I don’t carry cash

Just got the cutestttt 3D ultrasound pic of my baby’s face now I’m soo ready to see & kiss on that liddle nose 🥹🥰

Thug just proposed to Mariah at his concert (she said yes) then he just went on to next song like🧍🏾‍♀️okay.. lol

Why doesn’t Core Water sell the 16oz - 24/40 case of water near me 🥺 I’d spend all my munyuns on that

I love Asian food so much. Japanese, Vietnamese, Thai, Chinese, Indian

If I remember correctly it was Me & U by Cassie

Getting the “you’re glowing” compliment twice in a day >>> 🥹🥹

I wanna get Meg Thee Stallion pregnant soooo bad omg I’m so gay for her 😭😭😭😭 why does she look like that

The fuckin unskippable cutscene when you open up SHEIN sometimes 🙄🙄🙄🙄 followed by 6 pop up ads

I literally have so many of these but now that I have to think about them, nothing comes to mind 😂

please omfg.

10 (2005), my last one was in 2017

welp !! obviously I ain’t need it anyway 😂

@astoldbynai.blacksky.app happy birthday sugar❣️❣️hope you have an amazing day 🫶🏾

Pop the balloon episodes are much more fun when watching in a live stream with other people lol

The scary ones 😂

7-8 and I dream every night

today’s Wordle pissed me the fuck off.

Not regularly but I do like a strong ass sprite or Dr. Pepper zero

That blackberry shake from whataburger good asf

I hate when I start talking and laughing to myself and my dog get to lookin at me crazy 😒 bro judgmental as hell like damn

Wheww I know this feeling, I’m sure I have some warn notes on my account when I call in cos I used to stayyy on their ass back in the day 😩

Especially cos he my fave going out sad involving MY GOAT like how did I end up choosing this preference of music like this 😂

These jail calls really got my mind gone I’m ngl 😂😂 I can’t believe one of my faves really going out like this like I’m embarrassed lowkey 💀

Me to everyone in the quotes 🙂

😀🙏🏾

I need to reside in a city where mfs know how to DRIVEEE GAHHHDAMNNNN

Had to take Thug off my banner cos ain’t no way he going out like this 😭

A grown woman in the comments under Tini’s vid said “I didnt know where smaller wings come from but I wouldn’t have thought it was just a chicken wing cut in half” 😐 several other ppl were like omg same 😐😐😐😐😐

“No cos why DID Prince play the bass in your face like that?” 😭😭😭😭

Not to be funny but Chief Keef 😭

Human Nature, Heaven Can Wait, Butterflies