Last night I #dreamed that before I could visit my family, I was required by the hospital staff to recite a Latin phrase without errors and don a uniform.

What's New Today in #workingfromhome? I assembled my new office chair!

Last night I #dreamed that our little shop had a LEGO model commemorating a time the Stephen Colbert Show had visited our business. When the Colbertcrew announced that they were shutting down, I offered the model back to them. The legal team for our business swung into action, disavowing my […]

When I first tried to assemble transcripts from #rnaseq data, I often wished for a handy overview of the #bioinformatics pipeline, from acquiring sequencer data to attaching descriptions to protein sequences. This video is my attempt to fill that gap, building upon our 2021 paper identifying […]

Last night I #dreamed that my dad was in rehab care on board a Veterans Affairs ship. The change of scenery seemed to comfort him.

Last night I #dreamed that I was managing a long queue of people coming to see my relative in the hospital without getting to see her myself.

Last night I #dreamed that I sought to detect doping in race horses.

Last night I #dreamed that the hospital parking structure had more curving ramps and levels than a Hot Wheels car garage play set.

Last night I #dreamed that I was locked in conversation with a small group on the subject of healthcare. All around us people were toiling with gym equipment, but nobody in our group lifted a finger.

I finally looked up the reason that Tübingen fast food is so far from city center. It is a tax on single-use rubbish! https://reasonstobecheerful.world/tubingen-germany-defied-mcdonalds-dumped-to-go-waste/

Last night I #dreamed that a highway patrol man visited my family in the hospital to say how grateful he was that my family member turned the onrushing car away from him, probably saving his life.

Just now I #dreamed that I was in charge of planning a dear friend's wedding reception. What made it weird was that the venue was a rising spiral of multiple floors with an un-railed circular well in the middle, the spiral was covered in pillows, fabrics, and small plants; also all the […]

Last night I #dreamed that because grandma and grandpa kept digging into the front yard and exploring the storm sewers, they discovered other people hiding there for unknown reasons and recovered some starter plants that looked a bit like orchids.

Last night I #dreamed that my brother and father made too many jokes at the hospital checkpoint, so I was the only one left to visit her bedside.

Last night I #dreamed that after working as an orderlyin as assisted living center, I decided that I liked cutting hair, and I then became a neighborhood barber.

Last night I #dreamed that we tried to get takeaways from a nearby restaurant, but for each item on the menu they had a different story for why it was unavailable.

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Last night I #dreamed that I became the dairy consultant for a farmer growing crops near the U of Arkansas campus.

Fathers and sons can work together without anyone shouting, "GET OUT OF MY LIGHT!"

Last night I #dreamed that I was testing electrical boards for buildings across the campus.

Last night I #dreamed that we kept a hand puppet resembling my mother close at hand as we traveled a long distance.

Last night I #dreamed that I hopped back in time to see the curious way that the skyscraper housing our family business was constructed from war surplus materials.

When three or more Tabb men are gathered, no box of discount #donuts is safe!

Last night I #dreamed that I worked in customer service for the rail network.

Last night I #dreamed that I lived in the pig shed of a royal palace. A gathering storm made me wish the buildings had lightning rods.

Ever have a groundhog trash your porch?

Last night I #dreamed that I took a programming test for admission to a bioinformatics graduate program, and I failed the test.

Last night I #dreamed that our university offices were moving to a new, themed building, and I had to discern whether the techs dressed as mermaids or the techs dressed as Elvis were the staff to help get my stuff to the right location. The orientation delivered by Hillary Clinton was a nice touch.

Last night I #dreamed that N and I rented a flat in a French town. When I arrived at the local cathedral for a tour, the parishioners welcomed me with multipart harmonies.

Last night I #dreamed that we trained a new instrument technician in the quality control of LC-MS/MS.

Last night I did not dream because I did not sleep. #hospitaltime

Last night I #dreamed that the Greek Sororities on campus had built houses up to six stories. The sororities then built balconies out over the street below so that the sisters could run and jump to the sorority house across the street.

Last night I #dreamed that my company kept changing both my route and my final destination as I began a long work trip.

Last night I #dreamed that we were treated to a preview of the future every time someone made a change in policy.

Last night I #dreamed that I could discern which seedlings had been sown on a given day. I produced color diagrams grouping the days together.

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I am just two years younger than Mikhail Gorbachev was when he became general secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.

Last night I #dreamed that we were coordinating a small science workshop. Our time was consumed by lease documents and catering orders.

Last night I #dreamed that we packed our household for a move to a new address.

My wife captured this gloriously silly image of me at the Museum of #archaeology in Heraklion on #crete.

I dunno who needs to hear this, but Denali National Park adopts a litter of sled dogs every year and has a live puppy cam. The floofs just emerged from their kennel. https://www.nps.gov/dena/learn/photosmultimedia/webcams-pups.htm

Last night I #dreamed that we were building a small town that could serve all the functions needed in a capital city.

Last night I #dreamed that we created customized Lego kits for community festivals.

Last night I #dreamed that I was toasting a cracker on an open flame, trying to produce just the right patches of brown and black.

Last night I #dreamed that the news of the world was dire, but I was obsessed with building a car garage Lego set with hundreds of tiny pieces.

Last night I #dreamed that bicycle gangs were attacking people who commuted home in the dark winter evenings.

Overheard: "The new American dream is to leave America."

Last night I #dreamed that while I was trying to teach a first day of middle school, the other teacher across the hall, dressed as a pirate, kept issuing challenges to my class. And periodically puppets would arrive in my class on long ballistic arcs.

Last night I #dreamed that a microbiologist brushed off my offer to collaborate but regaled me with the importance of his research anyway.

Last night I #dreamed that a shuttle bus would try to ambush me halfway on my drive to work.