Me cago de rir que vem um pessoal (principalmente de direita) te falar que passou sim numa federal mas claro que escolheu a privada e ainda acha que alguém vai acreditar

Oh yeah man this movie ruined my life forever it broke all my bones I couldn't sleep couldn't eat could speak couldn't breathe for 5 days it drove me away from my family and friends I had to live in a cave for 8 years and haven't recovered since. So when are we watching it

I almost don't even like gotg

Hope you never ask to kill me cuz I'd let you

Cut my finger 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

Pq vc esta fazendo isso comigo gosto tanto de vc meu anjo vou ficar muito triste 🟪 :/

Cuz sometimes you gotta put your experience with doing it scared and worshipping your friends (and mostly both at the same time) to use

When you're trying to talk to me but I'm just so fucking deaf

Tentando distrair seu amigo qnd o 58° filho da puta começa a arder em chamas no filme (vc disse que não ia ter nada disso não)

Kkjkk oiiii quer ver phm comigo de novo

Lowkey gotta do everything in the world tomorrow until 10pm

Cry harder "fan boys"

I wanna cough so bad someone help me

Whenever people find out I'm a literature student who has no interest in being a teacher they start looking at me like a dog that's gonna be put down tomorrow

Found family is the red sauce that makes me hurt myself and others

Já tô com fomo de gow laufey

If you know then why do you keep doing it

Love people to the point of self-destruction

Deus abençoe as universidades públicas

Queria abrir minhas veia injetar gotg de um lado e phm do outro

I think people try too hard to fight for the horrendous piece of media they enjoy like sometimes we just like slop and honestly that's totally fine we just don't gotta lie

Eita (eita) #eita

Ear so blocked I can't listen to music ok that's enough I'm killing myself

Acho que deve ser espiritual

That one friend that's a bad liar with a savior complex

People will talk to you like they don't know you'd dig through rocks and dirt and decomposing corpses and fossilized bones with your bare hands to reach a water table if they said they're a little thirsty

A cada segundo que passa eu fico mais surda

I'm too deaf for this world

That one friend that's gonna try to shit talk andy weir with you

(R$ 3.200) 🐂 BIZARRO

Ah mas então se vc quer se fuder se foda à vontade eu faço o que eu posso

Realistically I have approximately 2 and a half days to become nonchalant before this shit fries out the last bits of my sanity

Yall may not know this but I'm quite fond of Guardians of the Galaxy

And my love is no good Against the fortress that it made of you

NEW WITCHER DLC NEXT YEAR?!?!?!?!?

Me matando na sua frente pra expressar minha solidariedade

You're a vampire You want blood, and I promised I'm a bad liar With a savior complex

Can I come over and get super mad at you and never tell you and watch that resentment brew forever and then feel guilty about it

Guys did you know I love Rocket and Quill

Caralho seu filho da puta vai se foder então porra

For a brief moment I almost forgot why I care we're almost there just keep going

Oi será que vai ter como vc me falar o que tá acontecendo ou nada a ver 😹😹

Yes some days I almost don't care that you keep doing this shit 🫁🫁

"Oh but if you don't want the Guardians to go their separate ways would you rather they just grow codependent?!?!?" Yeah

Sonhei que saía Witcher 4 e eu jogava com meu pai a madrugada toda e depois uma coisa aí dava muito certo pra um amigo e ele me mandava mensagem avisando aí acordei sem Witcher 4 e sem a mensagem

LOVE when my friends call me nicknames 💔💔