Me at any given time 🗣️POP THAT PUSSY FA YA MAN POP THAT PUSSY FA MAN BITCH

Spent $22 whole US dollars at Starbucks. I needed a bag because I had multiple things. This barista with a straight face said bags at 5 cents next time but I’ll give you this free. Bitch if you don’t give me this bag!!!!!!

Hey skeeters

I actually miss this app.

Whew they showed they ass on Married to Med yesterday

Delta airlines should be fined for having that music so loud this early in the morning during boarding

Voting matters loves! Hope them lil dances make the same money on IG

Just came here to say XL and Magic Wood porn video still holds the crown as best porn scene ever. Argue with ya mama! Whew

2025 is cutting up already

Happy New Year Skeeters

I made a late night Walmart run by my rental and my heart was full seeing all the black dads with carts full of toys and on the phone trying to make sure they got the right items

Got new glasses since my doctor said I can’t wear contacts everyday 🙄 and I feel like I can see heaven

This is a huge issue!!! I fucking hate it. Dogs shouldn’t be in grocery stores unless it’s a true service dog for the blind period.

Nothing works my nerve like people that get to the boarding gate confused. It’s not that hard love board when you see you zone number.

Dodger Blue is my summer 2025 song

🗣️STANDIN IN THE SUN

Looked in the mirrors and this 160 is sitting THHHIIICCKKKK

Went to a new barber and this man pushed my hairline so far back it look like I should have a curtain on my forehead

I have so many thoughts on the gender affirming care issue for minors

I wonder if the dj gone play GNX at my company holiday party tonight

I want to see Gladiator so bad but I have an awful eye injury 😩

Ok I gotta get this off my chest…FUCK Nessarose too! #Wicked #Blacksky

music.apple.com/us/album/alw... One of the greatest songs ever created 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Love my family down! But I’m so glad to have had dropped the asses off at the airport!

This years Thanksgiving diner confirmed yes I can cook better than my mom.

Whew fried turkey and grilled turkey. Done by yours truley

It should be illegal to buy or eat chitterlings.

My brothers and mom came down. My mom just sent us to the grocery store like old times. Ahhhh all the feels of family

The car is so tired of me playing this song and album but it’s like crack.

All of them

@dsandiford.bsky.social y’all welcome my good friend DJ to the sky

White people are in shambles that Taylor Swift was named the #2 Greatest Pop Star on Billboard. The comments 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Did J Cole just drop

Kendrick and Kash Doll today. Amber Mark for a lil bonus

Out of all the unjustified police shooting this one hit me the hardest thinking about how terrified he was at that age

The Hugo and Khalid discourse trying to pull me back to X

Mariah really let Boys II Men have it on “One Sweet Day.” Went toe to toe with all they asses 😂😂😂😂

My tenant think I won’t go get a three day notice and have his ass put out before the holiday.

RHOBH came to play this season! I love they added Boz St.John. A true self made black woman that’s VERY rich!

Don’t forget the black and mild on the side of the mouth. My auntie Trina had the same car but in red and used to pull up just like this described 😂

Happy humpday Skeeters

Post 2 pictures with your better half?

@bsky.app @support.bsky.team y’all hiring? Need HR support, DEI strategy and talent management? Holler at your boy! 😂

Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.

Key to a great marriage. Lots of laughter paired with sex and consideration.

I can’t wait until this last meeting of the day over. Nap is needed.