bweh

i don't want to have sexual tension with them that's awful

hey wait a minute

@artisticmagus.bsky.social Would you like to watch House M.D. With me

/ / idk who this catboy i keep seeing rted is but hng

/ / is it active yet

/ / reminder that i'm on hiatus. really bummed about how inactive this place is. no idea where people went.

/ / can this shit actually give me notifications (and not give them to me 3 times when it does)

chat i long for the kind touch of another person

grok is this true

what if i twerked

i bought a property in egypt, and what they do for you is, they give you the property

/ / i wish this was active

...

@artisticmagus.bsky.social ( Hands them a suspicious cup of purple liquid. ) Drink.

/ / "hey it's y from twitter" and it's a name I've never heard in my life

/ / every day i beg for active kiaras so i can have an excuse to remake melt here

/ / her type is actually pathetic men but the only person i could ever see her wanting is basically the polar opposite of her type which is really funny to me

/ / her type is

be your own worst opp #sigmagrindset

/ / i kind of gave up on doctor who after peter capaldi left but i feel the writing was already getting markedly worse around when matt smith left

... ... ... ( Genuine look of mourning. )

AAAAAAH.

/ / nobody talks about this ascension but hnnng (sorry i'm having a moment of weakness)

I am in the middle of carrying a farming node about to close it out, and my bra-less master brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get the best buster brave chain of my life. So how is your day going?

/ / my current wish list for actual active accs:

I WILL.

I WANT YOUR MEAT. GIVE ME THE MEAT.

No one thinks like that. It's just you.

YOU WERE THE ONE THAT BROUGHT UP THAT AWFUL FIGURE OF SPEECH. I want your MEAT. Not your /MEAT/.

( Coughs. ) O-Of course I do. But unlike you, I'm not perverse.

I have perfectly good knowledge. This has nothing to do with anything. I'm simply asking for meat.

/ / stupidest bit

What? Why not? I want your meat immediately. I hunger for it.

Wait let me reword that

I don't even want your ice cream. I only want your meat.

/ / this is my daily 'i would love to bring back melt here and start fresh but there are hardly any kiaras' post

I am savouring it.

( Curling said tongue around the entire bag, she swallows it all in one go. )

/ / genuinely insane to me to see people listing danbooru as an art source in 2025

( Fucking chomps on the bag in her hands. )

ashe never gives me dog treats :(

JUST GIVE ME THE TREAT.

/ / THIS EVENT IS SO MISERABLE it's not just me, right

They have meat, right?

i want the treat.