Can you please help me get that job at Horizon airlines before I go to college? My Grandad would totally buy me that 1986 Honda Civic Si so I could get to and from work and college if I had a way to pay him back!

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

Fresh out of the shower!~ What is it about being me and feeling so damn sexy?~

A wholesome moment with my Master and Momma~ @s1lvertongu3.bsky.social @cyuneryne.bsky.social

Joe Biden forgave $180,000,000,000.00 in student loan debt.

Y'all, I just realized that half of taming an autistic needy brat is just gaslighting the fuck out of them an intentionally getting shit wrong about their special interest(s). I'm also praying my owners don't see this because if they do, I'm actually cooked.

Ya don't say

Camo really be the only non-black clothing I have. Nerd shit! Left side: Type 1 User: USN In service between: 2009-2019 Right side: BDU (Battle dress uniform) Users: All US armed forces In service between: 1981-2005

Puppy !!! 🦴💕 Comm

Dear BlueSky, PLEASE STOP SHOWING ME FEET, VORE, AND DIAPER PORN! I'm here for fat bitches, buff bitches, and trans bitches. Fix yo algorithm!

No Kings Frisco TX #nokings #friscotx

*purrrr~* 💜 Getting double stuffed by both partners @s1lvertongu3.bsky.social and @voltaicpile.bsky.social is a dream come true~... I hope they never stop~! 💜 🎨: @chibichu.bsky.social Thank you so much~! >w<

The morning after nestled cozily between the pillows and a large loving partner. These are the best days. Commission done for @forgminty2d.bsky.social as a gift for @saltydogg.ing

You can only share this today

I wish tagging wasn't so intrusive and was instead done off of the main post, but I shouldn't complain given how nice it is to have tagging that actually works again. Man I miss tumblr sometimes.

I'm trying to make a "baby making metal" playlist because I'm just fucking weird like that. Anyone else got recommendations?

Good morning to all the beautiful people! Have some soapy HR-Titties~

Pictures taken by my mom during a fishing trip a couple weeks ago. Something about being bearfoot in the forest wading through a river just feels good in my soul. Cold toes, no fish, but still had fun!

Almost two years on HRT!

To the small handful of people who care, I have arrived! I finally made the jump from xitter. Shout out to Sky Follower Bridge for helping me follow 331/790 of people I followed on xitter on here!