He’s scrapbooking flowers he’s collected from Earth while Gatsby is curled up next to him.

It is not something good.

You will catch [ something in mezillian. ]

Do not keep your mouth open, you will catch [ something in mezillian ]

No. [ 💀. ]

Your voice is so irrelevant to me, that I tune it out automatically. [ 💀. ]

You didn’t say anything.

Why would I care ? 😒

Not everyone. [ 💀. ]

Did I stutter?

You do not want to expl0de people. That is kind.

You are naive and too kind.

It is. I am sorry.

. . .

I hope he d!es.

That is a false statement.

only certain ones. ones who deserve it.

Why are you sad ?

He is a handful of people I want to explode. [ a pause. ] You are fine, though.

I feel something stronger than hate for him. I loathe him. I despise him.

I will not like everyone. That is the way of things.

Because I do not like him. I hate him. I used a word to better describe my emotions toward him.

You sound like Evelyn. [ he sighs. ] I used that word for a reason.

I do not. I hate him. 😡

Such as that 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐚 I hate ? Yes, I agree. [ HE SAID THAT WITH SO MUCH HATRED ]

I see. . . . Earth is…. nice. I guess. I don’t know. [ 💀. ]

Don’t worry about it. [ 💀. ] What planet are you from ?

Oh. Your profile picture is misleading. [ 💀. ] Moving forward —

You’re welcome. [ staring. ] I like … your hat.

Yes. [ He realizes he needs to say more because… that’s how a conversation is supposed to work. At least he thinks it does. ] You make an excellent observation. [ 💀]

I see. [ He looks up at the sky again. ] I’m more terrifying than the thunder, you have nothing to be afraid of. [ Arthur 💀. ]

Emmy. GRGGRGR

I don’t like lighting. It pisses me off. [ 💀. ] Does it piss you off?

Emmy. It's the ADHD, what do you expect. i cannot help it ☹️

Emmy. I already have a page and a half done. begins emoting im really good at yapping when it's about something I'm interested in. 👹

Emmy. growls 👺

Hello, Seymour. [ Arthur isn't sure how to greet someone on Earth. Did Evelyn say handshakes were okay here.. ? He can't remember. 💧 The Mezillian settles for holding out his fist for a fist bump-- he saw someone else do it. This behavior must be normal. ] It can k!ll me. I do not like it.

Emmy. I am showing you the reality of what things are. It is time to step out of the cave and stop being shackled by the chains of ignorance

Emmy. they bark at you

Arthur. [ He looks up at the sky. ] The weather is okay, I guess. As long as there's no lightning, I don't care. [ 💀. ] I think conversations start with a hi. So. Hi.

Emmy. gazes at you

Emmy. I think Arthur and Seymour should be friends maybe . silly awkward dudes

Good. [ Awkward ass silence-- he isn't good with conversations. 💀]

I am sorry. [ Despite sounding monotone, Arthur genuinely means the apology. 💀]

I was just looking. [ Arthur, you didn’t even blink 💀 🙏] Not trying to be scary.

[ Raising a brow, confused. ] … are you okay ?

No.

[ putting his boot in his face ]