So hyped for Gaga tonight!

En route to The Mayhem Ball 🖤

He looks better on me

What’s happening with grocery prices? I can’t afford to be fat anymore

90% of the things you worry about never happen. Which proves worrying really works

Did you know you could only have 500 tabs open in Safari on iOS. I’ve reached the limit

Does this ever happen to you? You’re the only one in the group who can tell something is “off” with a someone while everyone else loves the person. Only for everyone to realize wayyy later that the person was indeed a snake?

New Kim Petras & Frost Children 🚨

A reminder for my wanna be skinny girlies: rimjobs are 0 cals

Damn so iPhone on ozempic too now

Not even booking out an entire row of seats could save me from a group of evil teens ruining the conjuring for me 😢

Starting to really enjoy these vegan sausages. They really grow on you

Just saw 2 dudes vaccinating each other in the gym locker room

I love how they say reduce stress to lose weight. What do you mean reduce stress, how?

I’ve reached the end

Birthday weekend plans sorted

Kylie was ICONIC

Best WFH buddy

Hopefully this means we won’t have to wait 13 years for the next Final Destination movie $100 Million opening weekend ($50 million budget)

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Happy Friday! I had a pleasant hour-long walk to get my steps in 🦶 I’ve been feeling a bit meh this week, so I only managed to go to the gym yesterday. I felt much better after. I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend ⭐️

I’m missing my bunny so much tonight. I’d give anything to hold him one more time

Sunset selfie from yesterday’s walk 🌅

Sunset walk, getting those steps in 🌅

Whitby Abby Cemetery 🪦

This was the best performance of her career!

Asked chatgpt what my cat would look like as a human

Outdoor working buddy ❤️

Getting my steps in. Coach upped my weight loss target to up to 900g a week, pray for me!

37000 people ahead of me trying to buy tickets for the mayhem ball

Apple please bring back cover flow!

My step goal buddy 😻

I can feel the changes

Mayhem Ball tickets and Switch 2 pre-orders in the same week ☠️ In this economy? Pure homophobia

Warmer days means more walks with this one

Daddy, come back to bed!

Went to this giant cathedral last week to try and pray the gay away. Still craving dick 🍆

Sun, sea and sandy toes. Just what I needed ☀️ 🌊 🦶

Thanks for recommending Bournemouth, we had an amazing time!

We celebrated our 10th anniversary this week ❤️ I’m so lucky to be able to grow up with my best friend, he really brings out the best in me

If you haven't already today, please make sure to get in at least 4 hours of screen time. You are your phone’s whole world and life. You are all it knows, it misses you when you're productive. The dishes can wait.

My version of chem sex is a weed brownie and an earl gray

Drop some bathtubs 🛁

For the love of dilfs was terrible. Did I still watch all 3 seasons in one weekend? YES Proud to say I’m homophobic now

Trying to plan a beach holiday for spring but since I am new to the UK I am not sure where is the best to go. Devon, Cornwall, Bournemouth all seem like good options I’ve only been to Brighton Any advice?

The OG fleshjack IYKYK

If I ever win the lottery I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs

The OG fleshjack IYKYK

2012 I’ve always been a little monster I was 15 here 😂

When that part of garden of eden comes