dont hit meeee

attaches to ur monitor like a pleco

does a little twirl and taps my paws as i look up at u

im a dog that likes nintendo... could say im.... a nintendog!!!

who has the better stats between u and ur wife

big catch is like if 3d sonic games were good.... sonic has enough self confidence to not be upset about this, also we're friends!

im scared of having attention brought to me so i will replace a word with worms and you can read between the lines.. im not personally comfortable seeing or interacting with worms, but who cares. it's easy enough to avoid those spaces, and if you don't force me to see it i have no problem with you

make me green!!!!

pls somebody pls make a playable alexis mod for corn kidz.....

this is me this wat i look like!!!

i cant believe im dating izutsumi!!

yeah, i invented hogs. that was me.

gamecube shoulda been called the gameguy

its scary to talk, i can get hurt. i should hide and observe instead

letting white people have any authority on video games was a mistake

i am 14 year old dog 13 year old cat 15 year old moth

i want to be the stray cat in ur life that wanders around ur house and likes to be pet, but yowls and screams if u try to bring me home

pls dont flick my nose it hurts

runs out to greet u pls dont run me over with ur loud metal beast!!!!

dont tell me about squarespace diediediediedie!!!!!!!!

idk!!! i dont want to play pretend!!! i want to reclaim myself!!!

i think there needs to be a new term for age regression where the person just wants to literally be younger? i dont want to be regressed from an adult, it's not some sort of fun tf-esque thing for me? i feel stunted, and i want to wake up one day as a ten year old in a more idealized world

ive been v antisocial but to all the critters who talk to me here youre my friend i wuv u

im cat?

ppl don't realize how much i resist going into innerspace, i want to hangout with girlfriends but i feel withered having to exist

who here got a nitnender swimtch 2

nintendo is littlespace AND middlespace

feeling v antisocial!!

yeah, this is me. what about it?

bsky pls stop recommending me to follow an account that's clearly a private account!!! let people lock accounts i dont want to peek my head into places im not allowed!!!

i am the ultimate master of picking characters to crush on that don't ever get art ever

cries tears of joy seeing a sneasel post....scarf....

new name, same dog

what if we were both pokemon, and we were friends, and on the same team together, and had cute scarves we wore

sneas sneee *bites u*

WHAT WHAT!!!!! NO WAY HOLYSHITT???? I LOVE MODS

do u prefer to be called a critter or a person

i need to be braver, people dont hate me or want to hurt me

schizo, bpd, bipolar, did this is the recipe called "i am a plastic bag filled with juice"

sneee

jerma dies irl: "what??? *stares at chat, flabbergasted expression* how was i supposed to know, i've never done this before! you gotta give me a break!"

image of me aprox 3 days in the future...

bites u bites u biting u

list of pokemon ive kinned, or fixated on: Gen 1: Mew Gen 2: Sneasel (me!), Smeargle Gen 3: Kirlia Gen 4: Glameow Gen 5: Snivy, Zoroark (old kin) Gen 6: Braixen (kin) Gen 7: Salazzle Gen 8: Drizzile Gen 9: Meowscarada (kin), Espathra

i wish it was possible to make friends without talking at all, i just wanna bark and have a mutual understanding depending on the bark

*age regresses your sentry with the red tape recorder*

im dogy! im pupyy!

i have fixed my tf2......for now.......

i need to actually talk to other systems, i feel v isolated trying to piece stuff together myself

i wana be as good at rage baiting as geoff keighley one day "this is a win for all gamers, we've waited decades for this and i'm so thankful and proud to present to you..........WORM GAME"