i love car crash baby by madeon listening to it sends a jolt through my nervous system like crossing the street without looking both ways

self portrait (lightly crunched for your inconvenience)

after doing 2 hours of Enrichment Activities in the SQL mines i get Restless and start bouncing my leg and gnawing at the furniture in my enclosure and my zookeepers are forced to play "lofi hip hop radio 📚 beats to relax/study to" on the loudspeakers to calm me down

i see everyone is extra normal about jerma this halloween season

a boyfriend is someone who drinks all your water

this halloween i'm dressing up as one of my biggest fears: a pretty woman

brb about to die doing what i love: witnessing the unbearable beauty of the cosmos *grand trumpet flourish followed the slickest guitar and bass breakdown known to man*

this is where they drown kanye at the end of Runaway

Makeover

we are all carlos sainz fans today

i adore how many of the tracks on the brat remix album act as foils and retrospectives for their original tracks. and then then for b2b, a song about the cyclic self-cannibalism of addiction, the remix is a fun victory dance with tinashe about being booked and blessed and throwing it back.

A Cruel Apple's Thesis

can't wait to see the beautiful influx of "The Winner Takes It All" edits when one of the McLaren Boys wins the championship

this haunted me all day and all night so i'm making it all of y'all's problem as well

HARU URARA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO www.gosugamers.net/entertainmen...

carter vail is a beautiful man and breathtaking musician but i'm unsettled by how little he blinks

crouching russell, hidden george

get in the car charles

Triple Baka by LamazeP has an opposite but equal message to Headlock by Imogen Heap, thus is the yin and yang of life

watching the music video for charli Xcx's "Boys" is a harrowing experience because you'll be enjoying the lovely array of boys and their various activities and then suddenly. Brendon Urie Jumpscare

i think a lot of george strait songs would also sound really good in the style of green day and vice versa

I can't stop the loneliness

beautiful and wonderful Triple Bakas.....

i couldn't find a pixel art i liked for ENA's sick little pose to put on wplace, so i made one myself. out of spite look at her go!!!

When I'm far from home, Don't call me on the phone To tell me you're alone

dude......

how do i explain to my mom that my favorite anime girl is a deceased thoroughbred racehorse

(me when i put chubby hands and a bit of a mustache on my imaginary canine guy): hehe hoohoo cute (me when nature put chubby hands and a bit of a mustache on my real flesh body): whuthefuc stop

silly dogy tries beer for the first time (it went back for a second, third, and fourth sip before giving up)

i'm not a girlboss, i'm not a girlloser, i'm just. femediocre

(drives up next to you in my dirty white compact car) heyy what's shaking cutie let me take you for a ri- (rolls onto into curb with a horrible grinding noise) OHFUCK

twenty handsome and skilled men driving round real fast around a track. driving those who love them insane. who can drive the fastest? nobody knows for sure. probably Max again

hehe writing my gay little fiction hee hee hoo hoo. heh oh shit i've created a mirror for my own shame again

maybe she's born with it. maybe it's eight years of untreated high-functioning depression

shawty isn't replying to my texts so i'm starting a summer reading list

if you throw quarters at me i'll photoshop your waifu into one of your photos. hell, i'll do it for free if you're hot

got that dawg in me

hate when a thing is all it's cracked up to be. i wept when Horatio held the dying Hamlet in his arms and i cheered when the Aragon reclaimed his birthright as the King of Gondor and the autotune part in party 4 u gives me goosebumps every time GOD DAMN IT

pros and cons of getting into green day pros: - their music FUCKS - unparalleled aesthetic - protest fascism cons: - their tickets are 'spensive :( - have to do gay shit to earn the privilege to sing all of "American Idiot" at karaoke ???: - you will get a crush on billie joe armstrong

Someone kill the DJ (Shoot the fucking DJ) Someone kill the DJ (Shoot the fucking DJ) Someone kill the DJ (Shoot the fucking DJ) Hold him underwater 'til that motherfucker drowns

i wonder what bob fosse would think of me using his photos to practice drawing furries

Eyes without a face Got no human grace, Your eyes Without a face

Victory a.k.a. "Dub the Dog"

I need to get into Baseball. Please reply if you know any good ways to join the Baseball Fandom

i love Last Meals with Josh and Co. because it is the Opposite of small talk over a quick snack. Cosmic Talk over a prolonged, hearty Feast