See y’all next week, gonna be too busy with the new era this weekend

Happy #fursday y’all! Sorry I’m a little damp 😛

Oh, is it jocktober already?

Hey bloomfies, the weirdest thing just happened to me. I put in an online order for poppers from my usual place last week, never had any issues with them until now. What came today was a lanyard for another popper site and a thing of red touch up paint. Anyone else experience d anything like this?

What the heck. You’re a cool audience. And I appreciate every last one of you! Here’s to a new week!

Damn fatigue’s been bothering me too much lately. Accepting takers to come get naked and play Pokemon with me until it passes #mcm

Guys who shame other guys for not enjoying the bar experience, why are you like this?

Twas a fantastic day on the GTS 😍

Today’s #humpday is brought to you by the color red for a change! Bulls, feel free to charge at any time 😏

The feeling of nobody wanting you around is just so shitty and pervasive and it’s really getting to me 😕

It’s 9 on Friday and I’m ready to crash. There’s room to the left of me if you’d care to keep me company 😏

Fellow office workers, is it acceptable to bring a toaster oven into the workplace? The office nuisance did that today and she’s been burning things in it all morning 🙃

Ate a whole pizza for dinner and now my tummy’s all bloated

Gave myself a nice lil splatter for #monochromemonday. Not pictured: the wall above my bed covered with the rest 😛

Sometimes you come across a book with such phenomenal world building and great characters that you just have to post about it. The Tainted Cup kinda fits with Holmes and Watson, if Holmes was a kooky middle aged woman and Watson is the most disaster bisexual hired to be her eyes and ears 😁

Happy #humpday to all! And especially to the guy who saw this one first 😏

Happy #tummytuesday to all the cute people on my phone. How bout a rub?

#15MoviesToGetToKnowMe Elvira: Mistress of the Dark Clue Mean Girls Matilda Mamma Mia! Hocus Pocus Gone Girl Carrie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Death Becomes Her Spice World Freaky Friday Shrek Halloween Bridesmaids

I love how I can be having a good week until I come across that one picture with him where I was so in love and it just makes me break all over again

Happy #fcf y’all! Let’s make it a good one 😏

Just putting it out there, on top of being a great bottom, really cute, and all that other stuff, I can also make a kickass roast 🤤

Feeling a little under the weather today, tonsillitis blows 😣 At least my new wall art’s a bright spot in my day 😊

Obligatory #monochromemonday post while I’m waiting for the guy from sniffies to get here

Spitroast Sunday, anyone? 😈

Having a quiet lil #softiesaturday 😌

Imagine hating on me and I’m literally just at home like this

Scruff album coming in clutch yet again 😛

Happy #thongthursday to all of y’all that celebrate 😊

Having a slow day at work. Tell me about your current workplace drama to pass the time

#tummytuesday already? Come give it a rub

It’s my favorite day of the week but I don’t have a fat cock to play with 😭 someone should come remedy that

Sometimes I have such a bad experience with a guy and it makes me consider joining the priesthood 🙃

Sleepy naked cuddles, anyone?

Happy #Fursday, y’all! Proudly brought to you on New Book Day 😁

Wishing all you gays and theys a happy #humpday, but especially to my buddy that’s coming over tonight 😈

Ugh, what a long day. Cute undies and gaming in bed anyone? #mcm

Felt like being a little colorful today 😁

Who wants to fill me up later?

Oh my god, she just described my job

New swim trunks came today 😁 happy #tummytuesday

New cut, felt cute 🥰

Nothing like a nice beer can dick to break your 2 month dry spell 🤤

Happy #tummytuesday! Do I jerk off or try to find some fun?

Where can I find a local guy who’ll rub my butt, kiss my forehead, and tell me I’m pretty?

Seems like I hit the nail right on the head

Pole needed, please inquire below for more information

😏

Another day, another gem from Sniffies

Oh sniffies. What will you bring me next?

Of course the new toy comes right before I’m about to head out 🙃