Sometimes I worry that I’m a defective gay. Bars and clubs make me mega uncomfortable. Despite multiple attempts, I can’t get into drag race. I don’t have a big chosen family to turn to when things get hard. It can be so disheartening feeling like I don’t fit in 😕

An excellent descriptor of just about everyone serving in this current administration

Literally all I’m doing today

The danger of belonging to a book club run out of a bookstore is that I always leave with at least one other book in addition to next month’s pick

Why does finding a guy for anything have to be so hard?

Another cold one out there. Come over and I’ll keep you warm

Come cuddle, I’m cold

Greetings bloomfies! I need to know, have any of you ever read this book? My book club picked it for February and I’m really struggling to get through it. I tried it once before when I was in high school and I’m remembering why I never finished, the beginning just fucking drags on and on 😭

Some weather, huh? Repost with which soft little friend you’re riding it out with 🌨️🌨️🌨️

Snow preparations are all taken care of. Now all I need’s someone to cuddle with

Witcher 3 still holds up

A nice fluffy robe beats work clothes every single time

Fuck ICE. Fuck this administration. Fuck all of your people who voted for this. Scum of the earth. Pedophile protectors. Fraudulent politicians.

Would’ve worn my jock to work if it wasn’t so damn cold out

I hate being cancelled on last minute but sometimes you gotta smile through the pain 🥲

My car’s in for inspection and I’m utterly terrified they’re going to find something expensive that needs to be fixed 😭

Just having a quiet Saturday

How badly is your dating life going? I’ll start. I matched with a cute guy about a month past, he never responded to my greeting and I eventually forget about him. Then this morning out of nowhere, he’s invited me to join his mental health support group on Facebook 🙃

It’s been a while since my mouth had something fun to do

Happy rainy Saturday, bloomfies! I wish one of you was here to rail me 😊😏

One last load for 2025 😛 it’s been great having y’all around this year, let’s make 2026 even better 😁

It’s pretty 😊

I guess you can sneak a peek if you want to. Merry Christmas all you lovely gays and theys 😊

Gay powers are formally restored and now y’all know about it 😁

Morning wood

Now it’s a happy hump day

As a grown up, there’s few better feelings than getting the 2 hour delay message from your boss right as you’re getting ready for bed

Starting off my day with some extra whiskers

Every day we stray a little further from Arceus’s holy light 🙃

It turned into a pretty good night, wouldn’t you say? 😉

I love the way these briefs make my bulge look #fcf

Who had sims SpongeBob kits on their ea fuckup bingo card?

Well I didn’t stuff myself full to bursting this year, I believe they call that growth? Happy Thanksgiving y’all 🦃

Turkey’s not the only thing getting stuffed this week 😈

So I guess this is 30, then? It’s pretty cozy already

Enjoying soaking the last of my 20s away 😁 Quackniss Everdeen makes for great bath time company

Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑

Bear soup’s almost done! I’m just short of one final ingredient. Maybe you can come over and help me find it 😘

Wishing all you lovely folks a happy jockstrap Thursday 😁

It was a great day for shiny hunting in Lumiose City 😍

Suds and cubs are a good combo

It’s been like 3 months since anyone’s treated me like just a hole, where’s a local dilf when you need one?

Having a lazy #softiesunday after a long week is such a nice lil treat

See y’all next week, gonna be too busy with the new era this weekend

Happy #fursday y’all! Sorry I’m a little damp 😛

Oh, is it jocktober already?

Hey bloomfies, the weirdest thing just happened to me. I put in an online order for poppers from my usual place last week, never had any issues with them until now. What came today was a lanyard for another popper site and a thing of red touch up paint. Anyone else experience d anything like this?

What the heck. You’re a cool audience. And I appreciate every last one of you! Here’s to a new week!

Damn fatigue’s been bothering me too much lately. Accepting takers to come get naked and play Pokemon with me until it passes #mcm

Guys who shame other guys for not enjoying the bar experience, why are you like this?