I’m rarely so happy to see my bed after a long week

Things got a little musky at work since they didn’t turn the ac on

I love the confidence boost a jock gives me 😊

Haven’t worn these in a while. Almost forgot how comfy they feel

It’s been so long since I’ve had a guy to fool around with that I’m worried I’m no longer good at it 🥺 like what I never take dick this good again?

Thursdays and thongs go really well together 😊

758 words is a good start on my fantasy project, right?

Is it petty to ignore someone after months of getting left on read, or are you just returning their energy?

I really should try finding a new angle but I always like the way it makes my butt look 🍑

Getting another shiny in Leaf Green so soon after Lugia was unexpected yet extremely delightful 😁

Sometimes it feels nice to start playing Go again 😊

Good morning, krusty crew!

Forget everything, my night just got so much better 😁

And just when I think I’m about break my dry spell, he blocks me while I’m in the shower 😒

Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites. Happy 30th Pokémon 😁 thanks for the years of memories, and here’s to many more

Happy tummy Tuesday boys 😊 and happy day 1 of getting back in shape

Happy #mcm, I’m just gonna be enjoying myself the rest of the morning

All these years later and I’m still upset that we never got a proper AAA Hunger Games game. Like I would have played the absolute shit out of something like that

I love disrobing after a full day

Sometimes I worry that I’m a defective gay. Bars and clubs make me mega uncomfortable. Despite multiple attempts, I can’t get into drag race. I don’t have a big chosen family to turn to when things get hard. It can be so disheartening feeling like I don’t fit in 😕

An excellent descriptor of just about everyone serving in this current administration

Literally all I’m doing today

The danger of belonging to a book club run out of a bookstore is that I always leave with at least one other book in addition to next month’s pick

Why does finding a guy for anything have to be so hard?

Another cold one out there. Come over and I’ll keep you warm

Come cuddle, I’m cold

Greetings bloomfies! I need to know, have any of you ever read this book? My book club picked it for February and I’m really struggling to get through it. I tried it once before when I was in high school and I’m remembering why I never finished, the beginning just fucking drags on and on 😭

Some weather, huh? Repost with which soft little friend you’re riding it out with 🌨️🌨️🌨️

Snow preparations are all taken care of. Now all I need’s someone to cuddle with

Witcher 3 still holds up

A nice fluffy robe beats work clothes every single time

Fuck ICE. Fuck this administration. Fuck all of your people who voted for this. Scum of the earth. Pedophile protectors. Fraudulent politicians.

Would’ve worn my jock to work if it wasn’t so damn cold out

I hate being cancelled on last minute but sometimes you gotta smile through the pain 🥲

My car’s in for inspection and I’m utterly terrified they’re going to find something expensive that needs to be fixed 😭

Just having a quiet Saturday

How badly is your dating life going? I’ll start. I matched with a cute guy about a month past, he never responded to my greeting and I eventually forget about him. Then this morning out of nowhere, he’s invited me to join his mental health support group on Facebook 🙃

It’s been a while since my mouth had something fun to do

Happy rainy Saturday, bloomfies! I wish one of you was here to rail me 😊😏

One last load for 2025 😛 it’s been great having y’all around this year, let’s make 2026 even better 😁

It’s pretty 😊

I guess you can sneak a peek if you want to. Merry Christmas all you lovely gays and theys 😊

Gay powers are formally restored and now y’all know about it 😁

Morning wood

Now it’s a happy hump day

As a grown up, there’s few better feelings than getting the 2 hour delay message from your boss right as you’re getting ready for bed

Starting off my day with some extra whiskers

Every day we stray a little further from Arceus’s holy light 🙃

It turned into a pretty good night, wouldn’t you say? 😉

I love the way these briefs make my bulge look #fcf