Gay powers are formally restored and now y’all know about it 😁

Morning wood

Now it’s a happy hump day

As a grown up, there’s few better feelings than getting the 2 hour delay message from your boss right as you’re getting ready for bed

Starting off my day with some extra whiskers

Every day we stray a little further from Arceus’s holy light 🙃

It turned into a pretty good night, wouldn’t you say? 😉

I love the way these briefs make my bulge look #fcf

Who had sims SpongeBob kits on their ea fuckup bingo card?

Well I didn’t stuff myself full to bursting this year, I believe they call that growth? Happy Thanksgiving y’all 🦃

Turkey’s not the only thing getting stuffed this week 😈

So I guess this is 30, then? It’s pretty cozy already

Enjoying soaking the last of my 20s away 😁 Quackniss Everdeen makes for great bath time company

Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑

Bear soup’s almost done! I’m just short of one final ingredient. Maybe you can come over and help me find it 😘

Wishing all you lovely folks a happy jockstrap Thursday 😁

It was a great day for shiny hunting in Lumiose City 😍

Suds and cubs are a good combo

It’s been like 3 months since anyone’s treated me like just a hole, where’s a local dilf when you need one?

Having a lazy #softiesunday after a long week is such a nice lil treat

See y’all next week, gonna be too busy with the new era this weekend

Happy #fursday y’all! Sorry I’m a little damp 😛

Oh, is it jocktober already?

Hey bloomfies, the weirdest thing just happened to me. I put in an online order for poppers from my usual place last week, never had any issues with them until now. What came today was a lanyard for another popper site and a thing of red touch up paint. Anyone else experience d anything like this?

What the heck. You’re a cool audience. And I appreciate every last one of you! Here’s to a new week!

Damn fatigue’s been bothering me too much lately. Accepting takers to come get naked and play Pokemon with me until it passes #mcm

Guys who shame other guys for not enjoying the bar experience, why are you like this?

Twas a fantastic day on the GTS 😍

Today’s #humpday is brought to you by the color red for a change! Bulls, feel free to charge at any time 😏

The feeling of nobody wanting you around is just so shitty and pervasive and it’s really getting to me 😕

It’s 9 on Friday and I’m ready to crash. There’s room to the left of me if you’d care to keep me company 😏

Fellow office workers, is it acceptable to bring a toaster oven into the workplace? The office nuisance did that today and she’s been burning things in it all morning 🙃

Ate a whole pizza for dinner and now my tummy’s all bloated

Gave myself a nice lil splatter for #monochromemonday. Not pictured: the wall above my bed covered with the rest 😛

Sometimes you come across a book with such phenomenal world building and great characters that you just have to post about it. The Tainted Cup kinda fits with Holmes and Watson, if Holmes was a kooky middle aged woman and Watson is the most disaster bisexual hired to be her eyes and ears 😁

Happy #humpday to all! And especially to the guy who saw this one first 😏

Happy #tummytuesday to all the cute people on my phone. How bout a rub?

#15MoviesToGetToKnowMe Elvira: Mistress of the Dark Clue Mean Girls Matilda Mamma Mia! Hocus Pocus Gone Girl Carrie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Death Becomes Her Spice World Freaky Friday Shrek Halloween Bridesmaids

I love how I can be having a good week until I come across that one picture with him where I was so in love and it just makes me break all over again

Happy #fcf y’all! Let’s make it a good one 😏

Just putting it out there, on top of being a great bottom, really cute, and all that other stuff, I can also make a kickass roast 🤤

Feeling a little under the weather today, tonsillitis blows 😣 At least my new wall art’s a bright spot in my day 😊

Obligatory #monochromemonday post while I’m waiting for the guy from sniffies to get here

Spitroast Sunday, anyone? 😈

Having a quiet lil #softiesaturday 😌

Imagine hating on me and I’m literally just at home like this

Scruff album coming in clutch yet again 😛

Happy #thongthursday to all of y’all that celebrate 😊

Having a slow day at work. Tell me about your current workplace drama to pass the time

#tummytuesday already? Come give it a rub