(tfa) megs to op: monday eat my ass. tuesday eat my ass. wednesday eat my ass. thursday eat my ass. friday eat my ass. saturday eat my ass. i really honor primus so sunday i'll let you fast op:

bees sleep in flowerpetals whenever they take a break. imagine bumblebee sleeping in a giant flower petal lol

whats wrong ACL kun could you be craving .... my mclesties

(tfone) orion already has his baby but he cannot produce milk bc he has no cog, so he resorts to using his rations to buy baby formula to feed his baby

(tfa) optimus accidentally ate megatron's forever weed brownie oh noooo

lord forgive me

yeah ok

megatron tfa but he has abs and op wants to lick it

i think meg tfa is rutting but i cant tell... *sees his massive balls while in helicopter mode* yeahhhh idk

im sorry for not following you back amore i am SCARED

just got his ass eaten now he can rule the world

me and my three weed smoking megatrons

(tfa) i like to think that shockwave pre-empurata would basically disguise himself as anyone he can put his mind to. but because the empurata surgery made his abilities more limited, he can only disguise himself as one personality

what does op tfa axe look like...

classmate of mine saw that i was drawing and asked me to see my drawings and when i showed him he was like "OMG U LIKE TFA TOO???" and he gave me the most dabbest dab a man could ever give lol

from class!

what do megatron's swords look like omg... help...

shodan and faultline but faultline wriggles in his sleep and basically spins shodan around with his 30399384 legs

d-16 is actually british he just hides his accent by possessing brian tyree henry

(tfa) megatron: greetings fine shyt op: can you Shut Up megatron: no

(tfa) megs: we will finally achieve our goal of ruling a decepticon controlled cybertron and for optimus prime to have my children op: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY megs: i said we'll win op: WHAT DID YOU SAY AFTER megs: decepticon controlled cybertron...? op: NO??1??1

(tfa) op: alright we're deep in enemy territory, lets just lie low and camo up bee: heh. way ahead of you bee, disguised as a snowman: i learned this in fortnite once op: BUMBLEBEE WE'RE IN A DESERT!!!! megatron: he's next to that snowman open fire!!!!

HOPPIN DICK DICK DICK DICK HOPPIN DICK DICK DICK DICK HOPPIN DICK DICK DICK

ty marko can i get 1 optimus prime live birth please

i drew it dont bully me for my awful d16 interpretation ty ily

(tfa, seeker op au) orion, beaten up and bruised: happy forge day, dee... orion: *shakily hands him his present* dee, distraught: orion, what happened to you? orion: ...just a little trouble dee: ... dee: come inside, dear, its cold

WHO WANTS CHOWDAH

come on and go get with me i wanna see you wednesday come on come on come over take it off your shoulder come on and pull me over we gotta get to work now sliding it off your shoulder as we're falling over

optimus prime themed lipstick

(tfa) ok but megs branding optimus. op assumes it'll he over his autobot brand but megs goes "i have a better idea on where this shall go..." and does it over his womb. decepticon womb tat

tfa megatron must get pregnant with optimus' babies. mamatron with her three bebe

look at this cool obsidian spearhead

tfa decepticons win au where megatron brands optimus

pupu

i rewatched fionna and cake s2 and i thought of faultline as finn and shodan as huntress wizard. shodan gotta save her centipede boyfriend FL: shodan... im thinking about dying soon shodan: bummer. you're gonna forget all about me FL: never! never...

(tfa) megatron wins au where optimus loses his arm at the hands of his own magnus as punishment for "not doing enough" and kicking him out of the autobots. basically megs takes optimus in and makes him his bitch

weirdo fucked up tfa megop moment but nugget optimus? and megs basically takes this opportunity to pamper him lol?

Did It Happen?

oreon pix tries fent

(tfa) starscream, about the decepticon's work schedule: if it wasn't for the christmas shit, i wouldn't fucking work, this is the only time of the year that i fucking work! it pisses me off! its like yknow im glad to have it, knock on wood, but motherfucker yknow??

its as if you were making love

he's still here in my room btw

"man, your such a pussy" sentinel prime says to me. i laugh. "well" i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my megatronus prime themed jacket, "like they say" everyone waits in anticipation, "u are what u eat" sentinel prime dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

hey optim pri can you show me a woman who will touch me. optical no one showed up to my birthday party can you get ur autobutts to come over. opam do one where my kids didnt leave me next. opacity i love you :) do you love me? opfamus do one where you love me

(tfa) damn but imagine op and megs having sexting but they dont know that they're basically sexting as enemies lol

i want dark tfa megop fics im Bored can you help a fella out

tell marko i have megatron in my room

(tfa, seeker op au) *warehouse showdown* starscream: are you trying to settle some damn score?! optimus: you know you really make me laugh, ulchtar, risking your life for a seat at the table! starscream: and whats in it for you? optimus: nothing but a giggle, but you're worth more than a treaty!

(tfa) megs: i wish someone gave me a rimjob rn lugnut: i c- op, pushing lugnut away: Hello.

(tfa) megs but he wants to get rimmed more at 11