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mostly leftist talk, some cat pics, more TBD
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I don't trust trees. They look a little shady.
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Coffee was voted the best drink in the world. It was an unfair vote. There were absent tea ballots.
10 days ago
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Who are Dr. Dre's parents? Ma Dre and Pa Dre
14 days ago
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What do you call a lawyer cooking dinner? A sue chef
16 days ago
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My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week. Now we just call him Phil.
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Twitter was filled all weekend with
#BlueMAGA
in complete denial that we'd be at war with Iran if we had voted for Kamala.
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? PokΓ©mon.
about 2 months ago
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My doctor told me 3 years ago I was going deaf. I haven't heard from her since.
about 2 months ago
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I bought a thesaurus and when I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
about 2 months ago
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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My dream job is to clean mirrors. I can really see myself doing that.
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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1 saw a 1-legged man at the ATM. He was checking his balance.
2 months ago
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I went to KFC yesterday and ate 14 pieces of chicken. I can now cross that off my bucket list.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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reposted by
Scott K
3 months ago
Leftists in '25: We're not voting for Gavin Leftists in '26: We're not voting for Gavin Leftists in '27: We're not voting for Gavin Leftists in '28: We're not voting for Gavin Gavin in '28: *loses the general against a JD Vance/Erika Kirk ticket* Liberals in '28: Why would leftists do this? π‘
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3 months ago
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What does The Rock say when he has to go pee? "I have to go Dwayne my Johnson."
3 months ago
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Once upon a time, there was a king who was only 12" tall. Terrible king. But he made a great ruler!
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reposted by
Gallifreyan Jedi
about 1 year ago
If your question begins with "Why aren't the democrats" or "Why haven't the democrats" or "Why don't the democrats" the answer is they are actively complicit in the horrors and their opposition to republicans is purely theatrical. they are owned by the same people and have been for at least 40 years
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Tomorrow my wife and I are getting new glasses. And after that? We'll see.
4 months ago
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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? π‘ 1 or 2? 1...or 2?
4 months ago
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I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthesia. He said, "Go ahead. Knock yourself out."
4 months ago
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reposted by
Gallifreyan Jedi
about 1 year ago
To spell it out, the reason I hate democrats so much and criticize them more than I do republicans is because they take up all the space for opposition to republicans and use that space to give republicans whatever the fuck they want.
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Gallifreyan Jedi
7 months ago
Liberals: don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good Me: yeah fair ok, show me the good Liberals: this isn't the time for fucking purity tests you little shit
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Gallifreyan Jedi
4 months ago
Liberals love to say "you have to vote for democrats because they're the only thing standing between us and the fascist republicans" and then get real mad whenever somebody asks one to stand between us and the fascist republicans
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What did Adam say the night before Christmas? "It's Christmas, Eve!
4 months ago
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I fear being trapped in a small room with Santa.
#Claustrophobia
4 months ago
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What are the four most important elements in Dad Jokes? Sulphur (S), Argon (Ar), Calcium (Ca) and Samarium (Sm).
4 months ago
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I used to teach origami, but I gave it up. Way too much paperwork.
4 months ago
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reposted by
Mina Kimes
5 months ago
The Chiefs got Dak with pressure early on for the pick. After that, he went 15/18 for 190 yds vs the blitz. π₯΅
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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There's a new movie coming out about mobile homes. I just saw the trailer.
5 months ago
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