i love character driven porn but i haaaaaate porn dialogue most of the time. if the words theyre saying are too serious for even one second im going to blow up

i dont handle spice well and i like that i dont. i eat really spicy things anyway on purpose. its like voyeuristic masochism and im not kidding. if i developed a tolerance i would be so sad. but what about my disgusting fetish :(

make sure you catch it all! cant let any of it go to waste! #furry #nsfw #furrynsfw #ponynsfw #watersports #pee #piss #pissworship #worship

bro! you just posted porno! YES! you are gonna gain porno subscribers!

i just slutmogged your dad at the bowling alley. do not call my phone

“monster fucker” and its a tsundere tiefling like GIRL have you heard of the nuckelavee

starcatcher and sky wishes :)

going to taco bell to get my baka blasted

do yall think JC Penny’s is still doing penis fridays?

draw your oc in this and nothing else

mutuals send me pictures of your hands please.

so immersed in headcanon that i get scared when i see art of fluttershy without her massive floppy like AAAAAA WHERED IT GO

“put your fetish away nobody wants to see that” what if I start fetishizing having grandma‘s all-american apple pie at the big family dinner table after a long day’s honest work? What the fuck are you gonna do then you country fried bitch?

has anypony bought this haha and like are you single hahaha and like,, do you like younger women haha just asking!

middle aged trans woman who has throw pillows and a standing desk ❤️🤤

every time i go to reddit to find what pirate sites are working, the top of my feed is always r slash sex advise or whatever even tho i have never opened it and its always some bullshit like: question for the ladies 😏 what is your sexiest fuck? dick or penis? spare no details~

and more!

comforting my friend who got broken up with i slap their back qnd sqy dont worry, friend. theres plenty of fish in my ass

hey, beautiful. does it hurt when you cum?

it was really depressing when i fully learned as a teen that most if not qll of beauty standards are just class elitism and white supremacy. even more depressing is that i am still unlearning them

this was up early on my patreon !! its full of my art and ideas :D !! mrow !!

coffeeshop au: the cute barista ran out of cups and you have to drink the latte out of their hands 😳

puritans really do think that their constant creep behavior isnt sexual. they think like it doesnt count because theyre right. when you think about sex its gross and wrong but when i think about it it is righteous and holy

I shared my cock-cola dispenser in a server and no one liked it :(

“i don't fucking care about cis men unless they are being crushed and whimpering under my tboy leather boots” literally isnt a threat of or advocacy for violence. like what is it a crime to not care about cis men now? suck my tgirl cock.

fluttershy touched by the fae

fluttershy touched by the fae

haters suck my jellicle BALLS

mane 6 girls night orgy and everypony is as close as friends can be. no shame no secrets just pure unselfish polyamorous love. but also rainbowdash is getting jealous over fluttershy even tho she said she wouldnt. stewing in the corner like donald duck. yeah i love all of you but thats MY girlfriend

princess of being too overconfident that she can hold it during this important meeting #furry #nsfw #watersports #omorashi #twilightsparkle #mlp #mlpnsfw

getting in line to suck her off six times in a row

my car makes the noises that other cars make right before they explode. it does this while I am driving 20 mph in front of houses at 2am. I paid thousands extra so that it would make these noises. The ones other cars make right before they breakdown if you want to fuck me, you know where to find me

Friendship lessons can be a bit boring sometimes...✨🦄 • #mlp #mlpfim #mylittlepony #trixie #starlight #twilightsparkle

woman with atypical body type in the exact same pose and outfit: ❕sexually suggestive (cartoon)

desperate to be turned purple voice: oh no i got stuck taking off this shirt! exposing my torso and restricting my hands! oh no oh dear

posting really pathetic shit just so my girlfriend sees and then telling her i posed it so she looks

when her hands get tired from hitting me and i have to kiss them to make them better <3

walking in on a vulcan looking a some video about holding hands and they are quickly like computer end program

suck my dubai style DICK

what if instead of Precious Moments it was called Penis Moments and instead of little babies or whatever, it was beautiful women with their dicks out

as a monogamy-averse polyamorous person one of my favorite absurdist jokes is to ask of a person: damn are they single? 🥴😏

fun activity suggestions! pee your pants pee your friends pants pee in your friend let your friends pee in you have a contest to see who can pee the most

Rarity is asexual and Applejack doesnt know two pussied folk can fuck. theyre having a fun cuddle sesh and AJ is horny as hell like daaamn its a shame we cant haha ya know. and Rarity is like ❔ did you and rara never…? you think just because you dont see farm animals…? deer lord. take off your pants

the ache that bruises cause… i think ive found my purpose

merry FUCKmas ho ho WHORES. make sure to MILK santa and eat his COOKIE under the mistletoe

I think they're awesome. btw. hypnosis warning

call my patreon a public bathroom the way everyones pissing in there! www.patreon.com/cw/lichenbug >:)

your evil universe counterpart calls you sisters while fighting and laughs at you when you get worked up even tho shes literally you and feels the same way