and howcome i made them look like that

my unpopular porn opinion is that it pisses me of when hypnosis makes someone’s boobs bigger

i think my attempts at mlp porn have thus far been sparse and unexciting just because i am not attracted to the ponies. i have zero moral qualms with it to be clear. in fact, as someone who prides herself on being in to nonhuman aliens and monsters, you could almost call it a source of shame

i havent posted here in a while because i forgot sex exists

personal pet peeve when porn artists make a nude alt and the boobs are the same shape out of the bra as they were in it

sometimes people call breasts “saggy” when they are just like,, normal. like thats just how breasts look. and it kind a feels like when people call a healthy woman “chubby”

more like Cookie Fuck Kingdom amirite

the idea that supporting a kink’s right to exist means that you necessarily have that kink is disturbingly ubiquitous.

Google image searching "my wife's boobs" (she said I could) but I was appalled to find the boobs of some other women? WTF, Google! I said MY wife!

brain drain hypnosis until im nothing but a Mysterious Handy Tool for Unusual Home Adventures With a Twist

ough fuck its been too long since i have posted a mlp sex headcanon ummmmm applejack gets horny frequently and intensely but isnt good at sex and forgets she can even do that. she just gets frustrated at nothing. she does not masturbate. she is terrible at this.

*baiting my line with furrybait* im going to catch a beautiful catfish bear

i was watching Top Ten Hottest Sonic Females with my girlfriend. a classic video. and she was giving a genuine critique of the videomaker’s sonic lore knowledge, or should I say: lack there of. hohoho so anyway im thinking about proposing

if i had to choose to put my life in the hands of a hungry bear, or someone who has used “gooner” as a pejorative, i would choose the bear.

“i have an 8yo alter” oooo yikes see the thing is ive decided that that is a sex thing. and because sex is evil (obviously) i think we will have to put you down like the dog you are :/ anyway i dont support harassment xoxo

I’m back! Let’s start with a classic I also can’t be the only one who head-canons rarity as a pudgy fashionista 😔 #ENF | #MLP | #nsfw | #rule34

surprisingly few have have commented on the facefull of horse pussy

my asexual ass doesnt even like sex. im just faking it for your insatiable mother

well kids can not be exposed to sex (a premise we all agree with) and there are children all over the planet so no sex. anywhere. also anything i dont like is sexual.

what if instead of Precious Moments it was called Penis Moments and instead of little babies or whatever, it was beautiful women with their dicks out

do yall think JC Penny’s is still doing penis fridays?

five nights with freddy simply isnt enough! oh the things we would do with that sixth night 🤤

i do not fuck. sex if fun like how men are fun. like i like looking at men. i like hanging out with men. i may even be attracted to men. but i do not want to be one

i love character driven porn but i haaaaaate porn dialogue most of the time. if the words theyre saying are too serious for even one second im going to blow up

i dont handle spice well and i like that i dont. i eat really spicy things anyway on purpose. its like voyeuristic masochism and im not kidding. if i developed a tolerance i would be so sad. but what about my disgusting fetish :(

make sure you catch it all! cant let any of it go to waste! #furry #nsfw #furrynsfw #ponynsfw #watersports #pee #piss #pissworship #worship

bro! you just posted porno! YES! you are gonna gain porno subscribers!

i just slutmogged your dad at the bowling alley. do not call my phone

“monster fucker” and its a tsundere tiefling like GIRL have you heard of the nuckelavee

starcatcher and sky wishes :)

going to taco bell to get my baka blasted

do yall think JC Penny’s is still doing penis fridays?

draw your oc in this and nothing else

mutuals send me pictures of your hands please.

so immersed in headcanon that i get scared when i see art of fluttershy without her massive floppy like AAAAAA WHERED IT GO

“put your fetish away nobody wants to see that” what if I start fetishizing having grandma‘s all-american apple pie at the big family dinner table after a long day’s honest work? What the fuck are you gonna do then you country fried bitch?

has anypony bought this haha and like are you single hahaha and like,, do you like younger women haha just asking!

middle aged trans woman who has throw pillows and a standing desk ❤️🤤

every time i go to reddit to find what pirate sites are working, the top of my feed is always r slash sex advise or whatever even tho i have never opened it and its always some bullshit like: question for the ladies 😏 what is your sexiest fuck? dick or penis? spare no details~

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comforting my friend who got broken up with i slap their back qnd sqy dont worry, friend. theres plenty of fish in my ass

hey, beautiful. does it hurt when you cum?

it was really depressing when i fully learned as a teen that most if not qll of beauty standards are just class elitism and white supremacy. even more depressing is that i am still unlearning them

this was up early on my patreon !! its full of my art and ideas :D !! mrow !!

coffeeshop au: the cute barista ran out of cups and you have to drink the latte out of their hands 😳

puritans really do think that their constant creep behavior isnt sexual. they think like it doesnt count because theyre right. when you think about sex its gross and wrong but when i think about it it is righteous and holy

I shared my cock-cola dispenser in a server and no one liked it :(

“i don't fucking care about cis men unless they are being crushed and whimpering under my tboy leather boots” literally isnt a threat of or advocacy for violence. like what is it a crime to not care about cis men now? suck my tgirl cock.