merry FUCKmas ho ho WHORES. make sure to MILK santa and eat his COOKIE under the mistletoe

I think they're awesome. btw. hypnosis warning

call my patreon a public bathroom the way everyones pissing in there! www.patreon.com/cw/lichenbug >:)

your evil universe counterpart calls you sisters while fighting and laughs at you when you get worked up even tho shes literally you and feels the same way

my good-universe doppelgänger would want to fuck my useless ass stupid style (this is the bad universe)

very disappointed when looking at granny smith porn that most of it was of when she was young. shaking my head so sadly. #furry #nsfw #mlpnsfw #grannysmith

do i actually like topping or am i doing some self sacrificial oldest sister shit but with sex

starlight levitating trixie and fucking the shit out of her with spells and maybe toys but shes not even paying attention. shes fully doing something else. reading a book perhaps

fluttershy & dash next to eachother in the shower like: fluttershy is fine actually and has zero shame about her body, but is trying to act like this is a big deal. and dash is thankful she doesnt have a dick so she doesnt have to hide a boner, but she is acting like this is normal lockerroom stuff

going to the mall and then the park and dinner and having a whole day out with a group of friends but they can only pee in you the whole time

trixie sitting on fluttershy and putting out a cigarette or her big useless floppy while she stifles a scream

squeaky chew toy packer

if people are allowed to be masochists then people are allowed to be sadists. very allowed 🌹🌹🌹 btw 🌹🌹🌹 my dms are open 🌹🌹🌹 i make cute noises 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

having a fantasy about being the victim of violence is morally equivalent to having a fantasy about perpetrating that violence

beat me up like sincerely trying to hurt me is better than sex. ill be rubbing those bruises later like they are pussy. and i will unironically cry when they heal

i need to make a sona that looks like a punching bag. shes like a dog but her fur is patterned like a crash test dummy. awwwww and her name can be dummy!

there needs to be one of those long distance over the internet remote control vibrators but instead of vibrating it punches you really hard

i need to get beat up like like bruised and bleeding. i want to fight back and have it be completely futile. i want aftercare focused on how good the bruises look. i want to reluctantly hide them when i go out. theres nothing wrong with me im just a pervert. punch me till i throw up and ill get hard

*falls over and lands on my shoulder really hard* sigh…. i miss her

inventing a new kind of sex when she punches me as hard as she can until her hands are numb while i moan and i later miss the feeling so bad it makes me hurt way more than the punches ever did

evil amulet that makes you want yourself carnally

i know hes like basically a priest but um. i could fix him 😍

cool super humanoid robot that keeps getting upgrades and like new gadgets and more battery and more ammo but to make room for it they get fatter (hot)

imagine a cereal mascot who is an evil werewolf and the commercial has him eating the cereal and saying i wish u was eating YOU instead. and the box has him saying almost as tasty as YOU. and then there is an arrow pointing at him that says don’t let him get you! he wants to kill and eat you!

t4t genderswap selfcest fluttershy reply “I CLAIM” to affirm!

TDAC porn SUCKS. no imagination. some of you cant imagine any intimacy without dicks and holes and its pathetic.

just gave the new #pope and inaugural #blowjub and he likedd it!!

nanny robot that looks like one of those gross babyproof ipad cases. wrapped is foam with like handles. big screen on tummy. lights and sounds interactive buttons. marker and crayon stains on her plastic. simplified face on dot matrix. like a baby toy and when she gets off work she hits the club!!

blowjub #blowjub

doggirl android whos huge prominent tummy nipples are buttons in a stim toy bop-it style game that she is really embarrassed about. and like it clearly tickles her and shes so distressed she doesnt have enough paws to cover all the buttons and also the speaker making the stupid game noises

five scary, gnome-truther, bisexual, vampire tboys at the same time

people flirting with me: “you belong on a leash. you belong in a crate. who do you think you are fooling, saying words and wearing those clothes? im going to rip them off of you” my dumbas: “okay. sounds like a plan”

somepony is calling rainbow dash a good girl because shes being good. fluttershy or applejack. and shes pissed about it but she clearly likes it. and then shes like do a trick? down. good girl! and then she puts her whole dick on her face and shes like wait like when you put a treat on a dog’s nose

those evil kingdom hearts guys are definitely pussy out under their cloaks

does anyone know of a space for truely bizarre porn. like im talking speculative alien reproductive biology. i dont want to see any boobs. i dont want to see any dicks or holes. well, maybe a few. you know what i mean.

the pegasticker on a psp

twilight examining and talking about post bottom surgery tdick instead of sucking on it like its so cool that they can just make this! before applejack or whoever shoves her back on it like no more talking.

has earth shattering gay sex with you that would have judas and jesus looking away in shame but im wearing a tshirt that is white except for “/p” in 2000 point helvetica

can i see your dick— i mean: can i see your dick— i mean: can i please see your dick— i mean hey what’s up, man?

twilight getting painful plant tentacle edging for four hours

theyre working together on the farm and aj is like drink water and dash is like sure later but no one else is around so she lassos her out of the air and pushes her against the wall and holds her there while pooring it in her mouth like i said drink water.

that girl smells "bad"? idiot those are her pheromones

her: sorry it doesn’t get hard >w< me, already inhaling it: mmrphf? whtf did yousay?

unicorns getting really sexual with the phallus-- i mean horn. grabbing somepony by the horn to move them around. horn sucked off and they look like their whole brain is going with it. even tho theres zero nerve endings in there.

trixie getting cocky about tying starlight up but just when she finishes, starlight swaps their bodies. the whole time shes bragging about how she escapes things on stage so she knows how to really restrain. and when starlight is in her body she says you should have put the magic inhibiter on first.

they should invent a fingering a girl for 20+ minutes that doesn’t make your hand hurt

rainbow dash thinks she takes fluttershy really well and fluttershy lets her believe it. some time she would watch pinkie actually throat that thing and sit there stunned thinking huh??? it actually goes in your throat? i thought that was a figure of speach

(desperate for cock voice): im sorry about the videogames

i tie you up and then get my plushie toys out of my car (i brought them in secret) and then one by one i make all of your plushies get dommed by several of my plushie toys each. as you watch helplessly

queen chrysalis would turn into barefoot four kids domestic servent when confronted with the awesome power of white thomas