Need Alan Cummings gold and pearl jacket

ily bb 💜

Absolutely stop listening to Nicki Minaj for her political views if they don’t align to yours… and wait until I tell you what JK Rowling has done to harm the trans community and trans youth! Oh…

The m*kinsey to AI founder pipeline

Whoever invented the phrase “friendly” reminder should d*e

Black Friday is a great time to realize how many list servs you’re on and unsubscribe from them all 😊

Volumes speak silence

“Squirtle use water gun” oh I’m sure

Gays would use squirtle to douche ns

*dissociating

If you catch me zoning out at the gym yes you did and let me be

John just gave me a pat on the back I’m deceased

I wish John slept next to me every night like he’s so perfect for that

REGRESSING

Asked Alexa what day it is, said “it’s Thursday right?” before she could tell me… then had to ask again

Note to self: watch gala to get inspired for John’s birthday

Unfollowed a trans influencer. Laverne Cox said it best- not everything is for public consumption.

I told my mom I was up until 5:30 Sunday morning and she asked if I was regressing

Three people at the gym have told me I’m 5’4” on their own volition… the Brandji is growing

You ever tap someone you already messaged and they ignored? Like fuckkk now I’m giving you double attention

MAUA

Having a job greatly getting in the way of finishing Clair Obscur…. One of these has to end

I miss John lol

Knowing he wears heels better than me <<<<<<<

Realizing dating a 6’4” diva means I can wear heels >>>>>>>

How often do you think the master bedroom boasts about her walk in closet

Yuh

I’m so close to bringing oui’d back into my life I can taste it

Had to add “potty” to my muted words today

trans ppl are better than you

Baldurs date

My COVID and flu vaccines cost me $250 WITH insurance. Love America!

O’Hare puts up a mean fight for worst airport

Bought the merch, down bad

What’s Donald Trumps plan for requiring organizations to give feedback to candidates, particularly if they’ve spent hours building cases and interviewing for them?

Jodell appreciation post

Face cards

Renewed my gym membership for one month only :/

Pushed my event back 15 mins after realizing it rubbed up against therapy

If there’s no bagger… bag your own groceries. Don’t be an ass.

A job I was scheduled to interview for just rejected me before I had the chance to interview 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Flight to traverse city is unsurprisingly 50 shades of j crew

Just shot my shot with Cain Culto

If I’ve beaten Veilguard, Baldurs Gate and am now half way through Clair Obscur is it fair to call myself a gamer?

Getting a letterboxd account just to mark my disdain for the two movies I’ve watched this weekend

What is Joe Biden going to do about the weather app being so wrong

When I’m vain its gender affirmation remember that

Kind of waiting for someone to hand me an award that says “Congratulations: your **** *** made you pretty”

Clocked ⏰ ‼️ as a known bird watcher 🐦

Not to be the girl wishing away summer but when will the 90+ degree days end