Going live at NOON! Come hang out as I fight to finish the main story, unlock Vault Hunter mode, and grind to level 50 in #Borderlands4 on #twitch. www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Hey everybody! Going live in about 20 minutes on #twitch so stop on by and hang out as I do a Solo Siren run of #Borderlands4. All are welcome! twitch.tv/smurfglitch #pcgamer #twitchstreamer #welcomeback #smurf #Smurfberries

SMURF RETURNS! I will be BACK to streaming starting TOMORROW at 12pm CST! I will be playing #Borderlands4 and doing a Solo Siren run, so stop on by if/when you can! twitch.tv/smurfglitch #twitch #thereturnofthesmurf #Smurfberries #PCGaming

Smurf Streaming Hiatus: Hello #Smurfberries. I am sad to announce I will be stepping away from streaming until (at least) March 31st. This is due to a variety of reasons, but my inability to commit consistently to a schedule is of highest impact. Please be patient as I work on balancing my schedule

We will be back streaming today! After two days off, lets get back to ATM10 to delve ever deeper into the many magnificent modpacks for Minecraft! See you around 2:30pm CST! #twitch #livestreaming #Minecraft #chill #FridayVibes www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Ugh...why does my big kid job dislike me so?! No stream again today, once again working late. #adulting #bigkidproblems #sorry

No stream today ladies and gentlemen...big kid job has me staying late. See you all tomorrow!

What's that? You said you want MOAR shenanigans in #ATM10 on #Minecraft with your favorite (and #1) three-apple-tall streamer? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaw, alright see you in 20 min! #twitch #livestreaming #chillvibes www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Due to it being #PresidentsDay I don't have to work! What say you we start the stream early today?! Going live in about 25 minutes with more #Minecraft #ATM10! #twitch #livestreaming #Smurfberries www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Starting early today #Smurfberries! Come chill on this lovely Valentine's Day with me as we continue making our way through the massive #ATM10 pack! #Minecraft #ValentinesDay #VDay #twitch #livestreaming www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

I'll be LIVE in about 25 on the wonderful purple site! Come join and chill with your favorite three-apple-tall streamer with more #ATM10! Would love to see you there! #Minecraft #twitch #livestreaming #chillvibes www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

We've got more #ATM10 today in about 35 minutes! Come hang out as I make ridiculous machines and explore a pixelated world of #Minecraft! #twitch #livestreaming #Smurfberries www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Am I crazy for trying this? Can I finish this insane mod pack for #Minecraft?! Come chill with me as I attempt this insanity! Live in 10 minutes! #twitch #livestream #Minecraft #ATM10 #ChillVibes www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Back on #twitch in 15 minutes! Come on by! #livestreaming #ManorLords #chillvibes #Smurfberries www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Happy Friday #Smurfberries! We are BACK today! I'll be streaming some #ManorLords and just chilling to take it easy; next week we will be back with Bay-Loy! #streaming #twitch #missedyou www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Hello #Smurfberries! I know I have been absent for a week or so now; been traveling & enjoying my Smurf-Day! I was planning on returning to stream today, but big kid job has me staying late for meetings; tomorrow too. Looks like it will have to wait until Friday. #sadface #patience #twitch

Might have to take the week off of streaming #Smurfberries. My big kid job has me working a late shift this week to cover some major projects. But Monday 1/27 I will DEF be back! #missyou #patience

HAPPY FRIDAY #SMURFBERRIES! Hope you all had a fabulous week! I know yesterday's stream was short, & today there will be no stream as I am traveling since it is a long weekend. Going snowboarding woo! #snowboarding #touchgrass #touchpowder #getoutside

It's Thursday, & I am back on the purple site chilling & gaming! Come on by! #twitch #livestreaming #HorizonZeroDawn #pcgaming www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Today, on the purple site everyone loves, we continue our adventures with Bae-loy! We are getting done with some miscellaneous quests to level up, so come hang! #twitch #livestreaming #HorizonZeroDawn #pcgaming www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

WE are LIVE on the purple site in about 10 min! Come on by and hang out as we game! #twitch #livestreaming #HorizonZeroDawn #PCGaming www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Heya #Smurfberries! I know it has been a crazy start to the year but I will be going live in about 10 min! Come hang out! #twitch #livestream #unwind #chillvibes www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Hey #Smurfberries, as much as I wanted to start streaming again today, I won't be able to do so due to Mother Nature and responsibilities. MASSIVE snow and ice storm came through and now I have to cleanup. Hopefully tomorrow! #sorry #winter #storm #responsibility

How do you know the storm is going to be bad? When you get pre-emptive texts from your ISP and Cable provider notifying you of potential outtages and that they are preparing for increased issues... #winter #stormwarning #snowfall

What's up? I'll tell you what's up...this guy got some new technology to implement on streams! Also with New Years Eve/Day this week this is a heads up I will NOT be streaming this week! See you all on Monday 1/6! #breaktime #livestream #twitch

Hey #Smurfberries! There has been a Bae-loy spotting...and it is in about 25 min! Come on by twitch to hang out and enjoy some down time on this kinda-sorta-holiday. #livestream #twitch #ChristmasEve #TuesdayVibes www.twith.tv/smurfglitch

Happy Friday #Smurfberries! My headphones are charged & I am ready to continue with Bae-loys story! Come hang out and make fun of my struggles...live in 10 minutes! #twitch #streaming #livestream #HorizonZeroDawn www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

It is Thursday, & I am thirsty for more Bae-loy! Come on by my stream on Twitch in about 45 minutes to hang out and witness the #1 Three-Apple-Tall Streamer. I'd love to chill with you there! #numberone #livestreaming #twitch #HorizonZeroDawn #Smurfberries www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

It is Wednesday, my dudes. Let's do some more adventuring in the wilds today with Bae-loy! Stop on by my stream in about an hour to chill and enjoy the shenanigans and conversation. #Smurfberries #livestreaming #twitch #HorizonZeroDawn www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Guess who's back? Back again...BAE-LOY'S BACK! Let's begin! Had some IRL work get in the way, but I am back streaming our adventures today in about an hour. Come chill! #Smurfberries #livestreaming #twitch #HorizonZeroDawn www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

I hate breaking my promises, but I cannot control my BKJ (big kid job)...more meetings = no stream. I am so sorry #Smurfberries!

Fairly successful, considering how inconsistent I was this past year! Lets change that for 2025, shall we?! #Smurfberries #twitch #TwitchRecap2024 #livestreaming

Happy Thursday! I know this is two days in a row now, but big kid job responsibilities are crazy at the moment with Annual Reviews. No stream today (more meetings) but I PROMISE to be back tomorrow! Hang in there #Smurfberries! #imsorry #apologies #patience #livestreaming #twitch #HorizonZeroDawn

I will sadly have to cancel today's stream...big kid job has me staying late for meetings! We will pick up with Bae-loy tomorrow! #livestreaming #twitch

It's Chewsday, innit?! Come hang out! #livestreaming #twitch #HorizonZeroDawn #LiveNow www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

It is Monday #Smurfberries! We are back to our adventures with Bae-loy. Come chill and watch as I struggle to make decisions and not get lost in the MC's eyes. ETA 15 min! #livestreaming #twitch #HorizonZeroDawn www.twitch.tv/SmurfGlitch

You ever wake up from a nap and think it is the next day, then look at the clock and realize it has only been like an hour and a half since you passed out? #naptime #FridayVibes

Happy Friday #Smurfberries! Lets round out the week with some more Baeloy adventures. I appreciate all the support and chats, so stop on by for a good time! #livestreaming #twitch #HorizonZeroDawn #FridayVibes twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Happy Thursday #Smurfberries! We are back to Baeloy today. Come chill and enjoy the wonderful adventures as I make my way through #HorizonZeroDawn! Always enjoy a good chat. Live in 5! #livestrameing #twitch #ThirstyThursday www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Well #Smurfberries, we are back live streaming today on Twitch! Come chill as I continue learning what a badass Bae-loy is in Horizon: Zero Dawn Remastered! Always enjoy your company! We start in about 20 min! #livestreaming #twitch #art #nsfw #HorizonZeroDawn twitch.tv/smurfglitch

My apologies, but no stream today; I have started to have a migraine come on and staring at screens not helping. More tomorrow!

Happy Monday, #Smurfberries. You know what we need today? Some more BAE-LOY! Join the stream to chat & chill as we continue our adventure on #HorizonZeroDawnRemastered #livestreaming #twitch #MondayVibes #chill twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Happy Friday to all of you wonderful #Smurfberries! Today, I continue the story of Bae-loy in about 10 minutes. Stop on by for some chill/fun streaming and chit chat! #livestreaming #twitch #HorizonZeroDawn #MHAFinalVol twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Happy Thanksgiving to you my #Smurfberries! We will start playing early today, so join us at 2pm CST for more Bae-loy loveliness! #Thanksgiving #twitch #livestreaming #HorizonZeroDawn twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Hey #Smurfberries! Back with Bae-loy today for more Horizon Zero Dawn! Come chill as I go deeper into the game and be ridiculous! #livestream #twitch #HorizonZeroDawnRemastered #WednesdayVibes twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Hey #Smurfberries, guess what?! I am FINALLY going to do a playthrough of Horizon: Zero Dawn! I have wanted to play this game since it came out (all those years ago) so come hang out with me as I put BAE-Loy through the paces! #livestream #twitch #HorizonZeroDawn #PCGaming twitch.tv/smurfglitch

Post a character you like and...instead of tagging 3 new people I am going to tag the three people I WOULD have tagged, but have already answered this question! @sticktuber999.bsky.social @astrorionlepus.bsky.social @vicmodeus.bsky.social Sir Noor, the loveably naïve MC!

OMG your favorite three-apple-tall streamer is live again with more #subnautica! Come hang out! #twitch #livestream #chillvibes #pcgaming #smurfberries www.twitch.tv/smurfglitch