Just a reminder folks: If trans people had the power you think we do, we'd have long ago convinced you through relentless political lobbying and well-funded ad campaigns that billionaires shouldn't be allowed to use public bathrooms and how they were conspiring to underminine women's sports.

Why is no one saying the quiet part out loud? With the $1.7B slush fund, he's not just hoping to compensate the criminals from his first insurrection attempt. He's telling his next batch of seditious conspirators they'll be well-paid when they execute his second attempt. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Pretty soon it's going to be The Department of Just Ice.

Imagine if your boss said, "Train this new person to do your job." You'd be suspicious that you were going to be let go as soon as you finish training them, right? Now imagine they ask you to use #AI to "make your job easier" while the billionaires build grid-leeching #datacenters everywhere.

Remember that time our country made it illegal to NOT #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

If you don't know what a #FreedomCity is, the simplest definition is this: A scam that allows billionaires to be given federally protected lands and resources to exploit them while also avoiding legal ramifications that typically apply to normal zoning laws. Think tax loopholes on steroids.

Imagine being the number 68 right now.

To all the blue dots in red states: Don't argue with your MAGA neighbors. Just tell them you don't plan on voting in the next election. Let them believe they don't need to either. Tell them that the gerrymandering means they'll win no matter what. Then, of course, you keep voting.

Here's the thing. Every time the Republicans redistrict, they reduce the number of sure thing districts. This means that only a 10% bump in democratic turnout will counteract their attempts to silence the voters. We can fix this. We just have to show up and make them pay. #Gerrymandering

I'm starting to think @cademocrats.bsky.social are *trying* to lose the #California Governor race. Three folks should have already dropped out, but now that the ballots are out, we might end up with a choice between a hateful billionaire Fox news host and a delusional Blue Lives Matter sheriff. 🤦‍♀️

So I'm trying to figure out why nobody calls him #MrPrisondent yet. #PrisondentTrump I can't be the first to come up with this. #Impeach #Convict #Epstein

Rewatching #12Monkeys and finally realizing the Christopher Nolan level twist. James Cole had the antibodies all along. 🤯 How did I miss that?

Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.

A former reality star hopes that by creating weekly drama, he can get better ratings for his war drama show, than the documentary about him and his pdf friends on the discovery channel.

You mean these aren't the lyrics? Jenny I've got your number I need to make you mine Jenny don't change your number #EightSixFourSeven five three oh nine #EightSixFourSeven five three oh nine

Americans will always fall for this foolishness won't we? It's just the professional wrestling strategy. Weapons of mass distraction. #WHCD #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles

Who else is thinking another false flag to avoid anyone making jokes about him? #Butler2 #WHCD

If they gave a lifetime achievement award for bringing the receipts, Jenny would win it twice over. For over a decade at least she's relentlessly shined spotlights on all the forces that seek to undermine our democracy. If everyone listened to her, our country wouldn't be in the peril it is now.

Them: You know how in #TheFellowshipoftheRing Viggo Mortensen kicks that helmet... Me: You know how in #ThePrincessDiares when Anne Hathaway slips on the bleachers...

You want to boycott something? Start thinking about boycotting the semiquincentennial. Yes. That's a real word, and no, we're not a real democracy anymore, nor are we a republic. #Thisisnotnormal #ResistFascism

If we ignore everything America ever hoped to stand for: #TrumpEpstein2028

If you believe having a r@pist become president hasn't encouraged a renewal in the r@pe culture among young men in this country, you're not paying attention to the news.

Amazon messing with my mind pretending this isn't the last season after all. #Outlander

Man. Person. Camera. Jesus. Doctor.

Dang. I actually liked #Swalwell Oh well. Moving on, because that's what people who aren't in cults do.

Maximums for the future: President: 65 years old Wealth: $100 Million SCOTUS: 20 year term Senate: 12 years Congress: 16 years Defense: 25% of federal budget Max Wage: 500% of median school teacher income Individual Residential Property: $10 Million total Farmland per corporation: 500 acres

Our enemies aren't in Iran They're in the EPSTEIN FILES

A former reality star hopes that by creating weekly drama, he can get better ratings for his war drama show, than the documentary about him and his pdf friends on the discovery channel.

Cue all the people who have never played 2D chess in their life to start rambling inanely about 3D chess. #25thAmendment

The only civilization he'll ever destroy is America, and maybe we deserve it for letting him. #25thAmendment

Every time you call a truth social post a "tweet" Elon makes another billion.

Wait. 🤔 So you're telling me he fired another woman and replaced her with an even less competent man? Again?! It *almost* like he thinks of women as completely disposable objects which can be easily discarded after he's gotten everything he wants from them. Weird. #PedophileProtectingPam #Bondi

A Scotsman and an Irishman are sitting at a bar in London. The Scot eyes the two bottles in front of him of his Irish friend and says, "I bet you a beer I can get you to name an actor who played a jedi, if you agree to read what I point at." Before his friend replies, he turns to the bartender.

Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video. “It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?” This lady’s response is🔥

The Epstein Files prove: Our leader is a pdf file? Yes, but no.

AI combined with war is going to destroy the concept of truth in a way that only a fascist or George Orwell could imagine.

The more I learn about the history of our country, the more I realize that America has always been a Hypocrisy.

Happy #TerminationDay to all who celebrate. But don't. One firing is a drop in the bucket. Don't celebrate the death of the sacrificial lamb. They want you to feel like you accomplished something, but the only time we'll ever be able to truly celebrate is when he's in prison or Hell. #Noem

I'm not saying we need to kill all the billionaires, but I AM saying we need to aggressively prosecute their crimes before it's too late and they decide to start killing us off before we do.

Republican members of congress are the parents who would let their toddler shit in a fountain at the park and then say "aren't they cute?" #impeach

If you've never seen The River's Edge, you don't understand why America is the way it is.

The end of the Fairness Doctrine turn the Boomers into Fox Zombies. #ProveMeWrong

The only justice in the world would be if somehow he dies more painfully than all of his victims combined. But that's never going to be possible for someone who has inflicted a much pain as he has. So if there is a god, he will pass in the most humiliating fashion possible.

LBJ said it best: "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

Can't spell #dIstRActioN without #IRAN.

Me, if i were president: What are you saying? Wife, if she were America: I'm saying you left some dishes in the sink. Me: Nonsense. I'm totally exonerated. Wife: There are 3 million unredacted dishes. Me: *Sets the world on fire*

Every A-pack recipient in congress needs to be primaried out of office.

The president deeply and sincerely regrets bombing a school full of young girls because he wanted to date them in a few years.

Deposition: “Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18”  Epstein: “Though I’d like to answer that question, at least today I’m going to have to assert my 5th, 6th & 14th Amendment Right, sir” Hillary Clinton didn't plead the 5th once - js