slowly packing for next market. We keep barters and gifts with us, which is why we now have the phrase, "oh, and horse cock. Can't forget horse cock."

update! 1) customs are open again after Weird Body Shit (it's all okay) 2) I can travel when I'm with someone (WBS innit) so we're on tour! dates coming up in next post 3) love y'all. not an update but I have been Ensconced in Bullshit; you may understand 4) we now have 🌈48 colours🌈 of strap

of course I had to make it do what I wanted it to do I don't know why I expected anything else

we're 7 today! whoa! 25% off everything in the Etsy store until 11.59pm BST Sunday 12th

Gotta close customs/private orders for a while: stress reactions are kicking my butt and the only way I can keep track is on Etsy. Standard colours/sizes are available online and very welcomed whilst I try to reset mental barriers so I can safely ignore the chronic stuff body produces (pain, mostly)

we are heading to Bristol and SWAMP in OMG Bar today, with food poisoning we're on the brass and [whatever colour you like] train and the next stop is you if you're there choo choo <3~

now launching: the Deuteranope Collection! 1 in 12 AMABs are red-green colourblind, and 1 in 200 AFABs - that's 4.5% of the UK population. We've gone for deep navy blue and solid brass that pops for people with protanopia and deuteranopia, as well as looking pretty sweet on all skin tones. yay!

I made another of these in my size, after I made this. It's a Super Heavy 38mm base, 1.5x thicker than standard. so the cold of it eases off as usual, and you could forget it's there... except for the weight. the weight becomes a part of you. a reminder of who you are: the one who wears the collar.

Update! * solution found for US tariffs: we're eating the cost until 1st January 2026 * it is very likely we have to raise prices 1st Feb 2026 * we're going for more in person markets in UK

we are doing our best to get US orders out before tariffs collectively kick us in the bits

me to the business, gently putting new slip leashes around the model wrist: freebound please hold still so I can photograph you freebound, their eyes wide: you leash freebound?? you wrap its body like the sub? oh! oh! chain for mother! chain for One Thousand Years!

online and in person for all of August, baybee

can't stop, won't stop #saynotoshithardware

meant to be at HEX Sheffield for tomorrow evening, instead Body Shit™ is still ongoing, please go there for us in the meantime we are amenable to a lil discount* on what we've already made, which is made to fit most folks *15%, hooray

got gear you love? is it broken or has shit hardware? i will replace it with much better hardware and very enjoy doing so exhibit a:

we have had to cancel london due to Body Shit™, sorry londoners - we'll be back next month! here was our brighton table, we gave it a prince albert

we have been given a cock and balls table at Brighton Kink Market and I cannot stress how much this is on brand for us

hello! two markets this weekend, weeee: Brighton Kink Market this Saturday, London Alternative Market Sunday. Hopefully photos of stock to follow - we're currently making 4 gags, including a bit gag variant we've never done before - but in the meantime, we do belts with eyelets all the way along now

belts are surprisingly hard to photograph cc @radicaltoy.bsky.social

hello from Bristol and Troi

not a making post, but - yeah. house, workshop, anywhere - happy pride.

who wants tiny gay duck clips

what

not the ugliest I can think of, still clashing gloriously, see you at LAM when I've recovered from the migraine

wondering about making gear in the ugliest mismatched combos possible solely to humiliate a sub suggestions welcome lmao

the safety word is "gaghck"

what the hell is a yot

now there is something to see

It's one of my favourite words. Intended as derogatory for centuries, but its language root (proto-indo-european) is *kéh₂ros. Desired. Dear. Loved.

just a lil mock up post, because we can't send photos in DMs (yet). Nothin' to see here...

Hardware and strap options! These are all 1 inch / 25mm, but there are a lot more widths and types - these are just what we always have in stock. Locking buckles in first photo, pin buckles in second, strap colours in third. Alt text contains allergy information.

prepare for trouble, and make it double

we are finally back in Birmingham for BBB May 18th <3~

making so much there's no time to take photos, nnnnn

Recommended supplier time! www.etsy.com/uk/shop/TISS... - sells converters and sharp af tools to make your existing tools and punches modular. I can use Mr. Punchy to cut straps now! Gamechanger.

hello! we're, like, *this* close to launching S tier shiny. We just got delivery of 56kg of stainless steel (+ bonus 4kg of brass) and we've been trying to find this good quality for 5 years... now we have. we're taking photos etc but for now: here's an anal hook strap, we do anal hook straps now

hello! we want to pay our staff more so they can eat healthy and pay rising bills, so our prices are going up: 15% on average from April 7th

We loved SWAMP in Bristol so much we're doing it again! come say hi on 13th April, western UK folks www.swampinbristol.org.uk/market/

behind the scenes: Etsy are now offering AI generated summaries of reviews. Nifty! (and thank you for all the kind words, y'all, we work really hard to get it right).

we're at motherlovin' SWAMP in Bristol this Sunday! first time, aaaaaa, here's a load of slip chains we've made for it. hopefully we will see some of you there <3~

a very necessary mod to the press machine

not to dox myself but there is heavy plant machinery right outside my house they have gated it off so I cannot ride it unacceptable

oh yeah, we also restocked the strong af snaps that are great for self bondage

orders in the Bónus pig bag today: 10

the hierophant (v)

it is just over a week until we're back at Sheffield for HEX market and we are... call it busy. as in too busy to clean the workdesk. but we should have many more cuffs at the end of it, and a few pre sales for collection \o/

every month I tell myself "I will make stock over the month for @londonaltmarket.bsky.social, and every month I do not