Steve Harvey

Shakespearean witches coded

JFC, I've got a real bad feeling about what seems to have happened to Savannah Guthrie's mom

"interplaying with the film"? were they throwing toast like at Rocky Horror?

Does Woke Bowl rhyme with poke bowl

Dissociating on the elliptical

Jammin' out to I'M EVERY WOMAN at the Walgreens

TIL there's someone primarying Sen. Mark Warner of Virginia who was on the reality show FBOY ISLAND

I'll be preparing for my own whisk-y Friday, wherein I think about baking projects

ANN LEE ROBBED

Not gonna lie, I am having some ~feelings~ about whether to even bother planning a European trip this summer/fall

Sorry but this archbishop looks like Alex Trebek

at least we get a new THE PITT tonight

Saw THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE tonight, which no one told me is sort of a musical and also sort of a dance movie (complimentary)

Babe what's wrong? You're not using your Chinese export silver epergne circa 1890!!!

No I will not be going to Dubai thx

Hey you said "bottom of my heart" twice -love, an editor

My favorite Golden Globes line so far tonight was probably "we've got a great show for you tonight, Hamnet is here"

You couldn't be on the phone and the Internet at the same time

I thought the ending of Succession was pretty excellent

maybe not a *nightmare* blunt rotation, but certainly a very random one

dined at the popular and very gay restaurant Elmo in Chelsea last night and now resisting the urge to write "well he's kind of the most annoying muppet"

In case you're looking for another indication of the current state of our nation I'm on one of the brand new Acela trains and it has some sort of engine problem that is keeping it from going at its expected top speed (which, it must be said, is not as fast as trains in other countries)

Welp I already saw a meme on Insta equating this statement to something out of North Korea, things are going great

Happy new year from an *extremely* unquiet Amtrak quiet car, where I am SEETHING

Why isn't NY1 showing the secret subway station swearing in??

Rick Steves is wonderful but I question the taste of some of the people in his FB group

It is my birthday and I'm trying not to feel old!

The traditional Christmas Eve Roberto the Soup @hels.bsky.social

Why did my brain go to meat for fancy sandwiches

I'm sorry but I am just much more into the supplemental sexy hockey gay (and his bf the sexy barista) than the main two principal sexy hockey gays. Hashtag speaking my truth

a small good thing: I don't know when or how it happened, but the wifi on Amtrak is drastically better than it used to be. I used to not even try, but I have actually been able to get work done and am kinda shocked.

Gonna tell my kids this is Wicked the Musical

The Amtrak Northeast Regional during the holidays is just a festival of college merch

What is going on here. (In the window of a fish market in my neighborhood)

My first job out of college was securing permission to republish content in textbooks. One time as part of the job I talked to him on the phone, asking to reprint some ancient piece of his. He was reluctant to agree because he basically said he no longer believed what he had written, lol.

Thinking about how the Marina Abramovic show this was sort of based on was one of the most memorable things I've ever seen in a museum

I dunno, sharing AI art of the Princess Bride characters looking into Rob Reiner's grave ain't it for me, fam (as seen on FB)

As companies gear up to celebrate the holidays and boost morale with festive events, it pays to remember that getting too relaxed can can leave employers with a legal hangover.

Cat-py Hanukkah

Merry Christmas from the Romanian market in my neighborhood please do not steal Santa

who remembers when the person of the year was "you" lol

Is it Pope John Paul II?

Who up watching the sexy gay Canadian hockey show lol

I'm delighted to share that I saw a cardiologist today who evaluated my echocardiogram and told me I have a GORGEOUS HEART

This one youtu.be/izgG6C_J33s?...

Jen Psaki and Weird Al Yankovic are on Colbert tonight and that is just a very funny combination of guests

My local Lebanese takeout has something called a spicy chicken Mamdani sandwich lol

I'm pretty sure he was *my* retired schoolteacher?? Have not thought about him in a long time

I don't like when year-end things start to appear on December 1 or 2. The year is not over yet!