is there a way I can mute close up photos of The Hand

It's sort of weird that Astoria and City Island are in the same congressional district

I just need to tell you all that I got a GOTV text *this morning* from the campaign of Julie Won, who garnered a whole 6.3% of the vote in NY-7

this is that recipe, for me (because it me, I'm the princess) and also it's insanely complicated cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1026...

you should be able to schedule a MyChart message

are we doing Taylor Lorenz discourse again do we hafta

what percentage of parade attendees do you think know what "ticker tape" is

Welp I just read someone saying in a Reddit thread about the NY-7 election that "a ban on foie gras is an actual attack on Jewish culture" so I think I should be allowed to go back to bed

he doesn't even go here!

Oh this actually relates to my previous skeet about not liking seafood/shellfish but with exceptions. One is that I quite like gefilte fish! Preferably the sweet kind.

I should specify: this aversion includes most seafoody things BUT I have a Dim Sum Exception for shrimp And I might RARELY have a scallop And if something is fried it's more tolerable. But mostly, no.

Shellfish

Just overheard a British person wondering why there's a separate Puerto Rico World Cup team and why they don't play for the US, I'm not getting into that lol

I just exchanged some high fives

GREAT night for Manhattan woo girls (complimentary!)

I am at the Town House, perhaps the least sporty gay bar in all the land, and we are still glued to this game here

This reminds me of years ago when I was a travel magazine factchecker I checked an article about a garden owned by a British duchess and referred to her repeatedly in emails as a "dutchess" and had to be gently corrected by the duchess's flack (thankfully all before publication)

"Do you know what his favorite dish is? It was in the papers. Beef!"

You can invite me to your group chats I'm cool

I am very much not a sports person but I watched and it was very exciting and I think it's nice that the whole city is into it!!

So you're saying this is .... Unusual for the basketball?

Today I learned that the Irish market in my neighborhood sells fruitcake year-round, y'know, if you had a hankering

as a non-sports person (who has nonetheless watched some of The Latest Basketball) today is the first time I have become aware of this man

I would simply live life in such a way as to never be *thunderously* booed. (Regular level booed, sure)

WHY must we resurrect 'who's a new yorker' discourse DAYS after the video that instigated the discourse what is happening Also I guess I don't follow enough people On Here who care about theater because I mostly want Tonys takes today

One thing I'm grateful for with these Tony awards is that no one has read their speech off their phone

Happy Pride from my gmail "Promotions" tab, where I just received an email from The Abbey, a gay bar in a city I don't live in that I visited once about 20 years ago

There is a car outside my window blaring Argentine-style tango music and I feel TRANSPORTED (not really)

When your last name is the same as a local university you don't have to tell anyone where you are, everyone knows that

I am once again going to point out that if you are an adult on Jeopardy! and your anecdote is about doing quiz bowl in high school it does not make me want to root for you

helluva day to see on LinkedIn that a college acquaintance is starting a new job at CBS News lol

another fun fact that I enjoy is that Matt Stoller's brother Nick Stoller directed and co-wrote the Billy Eichner romantic comedy BROS

Anyone else have the experience of logging into Facebook and seeing it's the birthday of someone you totally forgot existed just me?

I'm sorry I never got to meet (view from afar) Happy the elephant

I ... was unaware the Spelling Bee had a lightning round? That seemingly includes proper nouns?

I thought the HACKS finale was terrific

A parody song of "Fergalicious" called "Talafreako"

I just realized that we are getting this instead of the former annual Smithsonian Folklife Festival on the Mall, which started in 1976 for the bicentennial and used to feature food, demonstrations and musical acts representing cultures from around the US and the world.

are we really saying "blexas" I'd prefer we not say "blexas"

one type of discourse I particularly don't enjoy is discourse involving the Park Slope Food Co-op, lolsigh

seems legit

not to make the obvious joke but I can't resist Babe what's wrong you haven't touched your bitcoin milkshake!!!

Honestly? I'm really glad I decided to take three semesters of college Spanish, both fun and useful

you might need this for your Friday www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjN-...

I'm gonna Warsh that man right outta my hair is this anything

HE'S RIGHT AND HE SHOULD SAY IT

I'm gonna need nonprofits to stop using this as a subject line for fundraising emails because I keep thinking a potential boyfriend has just shown up in my inbox

the ad algorithms really want me to buy linen pants and boy i dunno

The gayest show currently on TV is Pop Culture Jeopardy and it's not close

Your soothing comfort watch is Great British Bakeoff, mine is Antiques Roadshow, we are not the same