You're telling me the story at the center of all this brouhaha is about someone named Lily Blossom Bloom who works in a flower shop? Come on.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Six Feet Under Mad Men Seinfeld The Wire Succession I Love Lucy Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Bojack Horseman The Simpsons Dying For Sex Enlightened The White Lotus Downton Abbey The Golden Girls The Pitt

I think a lot about THE SPIRIT CATCHES YOU AND YOU FALL DOWN by Anne Fadiman

Who says you can't get a deal anymore

We're all dealing with things in our own way and for me I decided to finally tell my neighbors that I have HAD IT with the pile of packages in the lobby

No one expects the Ride of the Valkyries (on the radio)

it is really weird to me the degree to which people have such strong feelings about T**lor L**enz

RAY and WALK THE LINE and more recently THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE

a little surprised the writer of of this isn't today's Main Character yet www.thecut.com/article/wego...

Highly recommend this, not just because Dr. Langdon from The Pitt is in it! (But I got to shake his hand because my friend is the stage manager!)

all else aside... excellent caption, lol

stubbornly refusing on principle to turn on the AC in April

Fuel surcharges are ruining my plans of getting an affordable miles ticket to Europe this summer, le sigh

I bet Kacey Musgraves could play me something relaxing

apparently he *wrote this part for himself* which in a way is even more baffling

I just don't think Dan Levy as a Christian pastor is a realistic casting choice

one of my absolute favorite bits in the series HACKS, lasting all of two seconds, is when Deborah Vance is walking into a hotel and someone calls out "Deborah, come to Brazil!" to her

I'm really very tired.

Had an appointment on the UWS and got myself a treat

Oh, drob! Yay!

Happy everyone's arms and legs coming out day to those who celebrate!

I get pitches

Today I learned there is a fintech startup called "PiggyVest"

If I can consume this without making a mess, I'll eat my hat!

My favorite weather days are like today when New York feels like Los Angeles and then I think I should maybe just move to Los Angeles but then I think about traffic and car ownership and then I think about how indecisive I am about everything and then and then and then

I think I just saw the character actress Deborah Rush (the stepmom from Strangers With Candy among many other things) in the Acela cafe car

Shoutout to this post office employee wearing a button that says WAR IS COSTLY, PEACE IS PRICELESS

With Rahm Emanuel back in the discourse I think it's important to remember that he has a degree in dance from Sarah Lawrence

Letter of recommendation: when you're in the DC suburbs get some pho

Seen at a hospital cafe

I am in a hospital surgical waiting room (Dad is having a thing) and there is this family of five being SO LOUD and treating their family member's surgery like a social occasion complete with a big bag of bagels and it's really something. Also it is 8:30 am.

Is this a good time to mention that I've never read a Harry Potter book or seen a Harry Potter movie (I *tried* to see the first one in 2001 or whenever it was. A fire alarm went off during the previews and we had to evacuate. They gave us passes to come back another time. I never bothered.)

For me it will always be "William Safire Orders Two Whoppers Junior"

Do I care enough about L'Affaire Lindy West to subscribe to Slate? I think I do not, polyamory discourse (and, arguably, polyamory itself) are exhausting.

Extremely cute and this lady:s T-shirt is incredible

Honestly it's no small feat in these times, good for them I say

I love when someone else steps up to be the Quiet Car Enforcer. I'm always ready, but Mama's tired tonight.

Why is there seemingly only one (1) stock image of Bari Weiss used in absolutely every story about her/CBS News You know the one I'm talking about!

Should have included these before for a better post, I guess

Fun fact from a hospital waiting room: the same person who designed the wheelchair most hospitals use to move patients around also designed the Walt Disney World Dolphin and Swan Hotels (Michael Graves)

Babe what's wrong you're not eating your doom cookies

Zendaya is Meechee

Cringe Brody

Which celebrity is most annoyed at having to shake a flashlight thingie

What bar do we think that cute editor's friends are at? I'm assuming Akbar

This lady is like "Merriam Webster's Dictionary defines 'academy' as..."

Disappointed seeing several misspellings of Barbra on here DO BETTER

They should have gotten that lady from the National Gallery to do that "appeal to a younger audience" bit

THEY FIRED THE KING