Killed a goblin for my birthday 🎈

I've replaced your delicious chips with crippling bone tortures. Enjoy!

Been eating a lot of spiders lately

Here it is! Been working on this for the past month. Longer than I should, some stuff (pen breaking) got in the way. It's silly, nonsensical, wonkily drawn, but I had fun and I'm happy to make a proper comic after so long. Hope y'all enjoy it too #comics #art #Iloveburgers

Buy cow

Fully embracing the cow tools in my life

My cauldron is a cowldron now

I've replaced my regular wand with a cow wand

The dry snail does NOT like it

They're putting lead in the magic

Gnorfiggle the Hogmaster has been indicted for "hog fraud"

They're putting the next silent hill in the enchanted forest

Are we still doing hog stuff?

He asked to guess her "genders three", instead of their riddles

I regret to inform you that the troll under the bridge is woke now

I think someone's poisoning my toxic sludge

Pondering the scroll of Doom whenever I can't sleep

There's a hole in my bedroom and it's talking to me

Spam is just canned gnomes

We like to do a little magic on here

The Pumpkin man is beating his shit on my pumpkin patch

The piss cloud is back

We regret to inform you that Surf Rupert died tragically, having been executed by a gnome on the GnomeBurger parking lot

This is Surf Rupert on the orb right now. Catching some wicked waves on the sea of despair and painful drownings 😝🤙

The pumpkin man is coming to eat all who carved his kin

The Ruperts are forming gangs

The Ruperts are infighting again

Just exploded an elf #wholesome

There are rumours that the original Rupert still roams the lands, and he hates my fucking guts

You may not think it but Rupert is one of the leading figures in the slurpcore movement

Ah man I found a Rupert corpse under the couch, how did he even get there?

With "they" I mean me

They're putting fentanyl in the potions

Who up cloning they Rupert?

Thinking about throwing rocks at the psychological manifestation of my dad

I can't believe the New Orleans Rat Man doesn't want to come to my birthday party

Smh no gnome pizza

Who pooped in my hat?

I have had it with these monkeyfighting gnomes in this monday-to-friday forest

The Gnome of the Past

Ruperts are like Pokémons, but instead you should kill them for their heinous crimes

I hear there's an ultra rare femboy Rupert clone out there

"Rupert", they ask me, "why are you like this?" I don't have an answer, I spin around vomiting and shooting lightning

The Draculas are loose again

Every year on this day little gnomes inject me with "remember 9/11" potion and I have to rewatch the spires being destroyed for hours on end

I tried writing a short horror story, here it is if you're interested. I was inspired after reading in a book that stenographers have their own way of typing shorthand rather than a universal format, & that often only the stenographer who originally typed the transcription can translate it.

"I miss my wife"

It's been four months since hog arc 4, coincidence?

They tend to make arbitrary bets with each other #oc #doodle #art #sketch #wip #fantasy #witch #wizard #mage

They're putting ai in new spellbooks