Confirmed: even when wearing somewhat edgy headwear this fat faced cat is still adorable

Dismantle the fast food economy with one easy magic spell: Conjure borger

Wouldnt it be crazy if a mechanical dragon put their paws above you and after a few static crackles you suddenly have an internet connection? And a power core

A new extreme trial has been defeated and cat gets new gun! Soon! More fancy wings!

To be fully honest I hope that in either of the next FFXIV fan fests they announce tanks and healers can no longer use Direct hit materia. In fact just kill the direct hit stat as a whole, let skill speed and spell speed run free with the new combat

"I should have food thats quick to make" Proceeds to actually do so but then take 2 hours to eat it Im so good at saving time!

FFXIV pvp is really funny because you can a scenario of giant axe flailing warrior man with the rage of 7 generations of 20 clans vs large buff cat woman with a gun and the cat woman with a gun folds the warrior into a pretzel

After thinking about it Its kinda crazy how FFXIV has access to heavy knockdown mechanics from the monster hunter collabs yet extremely rarely uses it. Honestly I think tank busters should start using them, no more no flinching the Big Hit. So many mechanics for impact but never used.

I think every day I wait for Evercold Im just growing 0.3% more feral as I think about whats gonna change with Machinist. Freedom from years of design stagnation is very enticing

My body is a machine that turns Valigarmanda Extremes into cool wings

Reminder that rhydons are awesome!

Real knowers of chocolate milk will tell you that after mixing the chocolate you take a couple good big sips then add more milk and stir again so you can have 40% more chocolate milk and maximize chocolate use

TACOCAT

Going back to my old ways and doing extreme fights again in FFXIV means I cant validate my anxieties for things that are much easier. Its a good thing but it makes me go nyeeeh at points

Am I spiteful towards undue hostility? Hell yeah! Thats why my limit break is literally called Marksman's spite

On the flip side what I said about toxic shitty people in FFXIV ranked While it sucks they exist in what is supposed to be fun It feels good to get them on the enemy team and repeatedly beat their ass! Like Nice Job! Dying early Thank you! For being an easy target Push the crystal! Up your ass

Such an unfortunate number of people in ranked that are just assholes for no reason, love the game mode but the jackasses who are instantly hostile really push first timers away. Imagine trying to get into a game mode and some rabid shithead spams Nice job then dms you about how bad you are

I love FFXIV pvp but dear god They NEED to turn off the series level up noise in ranked, its so insulting and actually more angering than losing when it goes off after a loss. The loss? No big deal Happy yay you got a highly neglected currency you cant buy anything with? Pisses me off

The cat is back at it again in ranked Here go with the big cat with a big gun going back up to diamond to do this again in FFXIV pvp

I rarely wear plate in FFXIV but when I do its gotta be stylish! And man I vibe with this one A LOT, cloth and metal is always my thing.

The funniest thing said to me so far in FFXIV is 100% when someone said: "You remind me of Wuk Lamat" with it intended to be an insult People really do anything to stay mad at something

Dont need to be the WoL to be the hero of the hour! Sometimes all you need is a tall hrothgal with big strong arms and a gun! This big cat is here to defend! Or give hugs. Or both! Which ever is needed! Many thanks to the great friendo @robertge.bsky.social for this!

Tbh they shoulda released Wuk Lamat's outfit alongside Sphene's just for the meme.

Okay Im done fighting demons and sickness! Time to stream some FFXIV for the new patch! Obviously this means spoilers if you did not wake up ultra early for it. www.twitch.tv/rysir

The gang’s all here! Super sick piece by @puropoly.bsky.social of all my sonas, thank you so much!

Today is a good day My turkey and mashed potatoes premade meal had good RNG and gave me huge slices of turkey.

Holy shit I just realized The new equipment toggle means we may finally have a tank top without any bullshit on it and possibly be able to remove those terrible capes from armor. This is big news for FFXIV!

I am hyped to see evolved machinist If like 8 years of mainly shooting a little fireball as the TECH AND MACHINERY CLASS is finally over then all I need is to see what the deal is with action skins so maybe I can at last be free of those dumbass rolling jumps

Oh I am disintegrated by that nuclear grade info dump of whats to come for FFXIV We living and breathing hype today!

Big cat slaps giant danger noodle of legend for a cool spear! Been a fat minute since I did a modern-range extreme trial in FFXIV No mount drop but honestly I wanted the spear more and thus am happy

Consider the following: Explode

Nothing makes me more nervous in FFXIV than someone who has me targeted and just staring for long periods of time. No sending a tell, no emote, just staring. The inability to determine if its bad or good freaks me out

Every day is the perfect day to think about borger

If you made it big Good on you! If you made it wide instead Also good on you! Go any direction you want

The year is 2026 Games with creature races are still: -Making the creature race unplayable and hardly relevant -Making the creature race literally the worst stat and ability wise -Making the creature race have utter garbage customization -Has done all this since the dawn of time

Will say again, I love buldak ramen! Still better than coffee! (Especially since Im heavily resistant to caffeine)

I am a fool. But I am powerful and free and can listen to Shinra expressway in FFXIV without youtube.

Machines go with everything Dragons go with everything And thus Nothing goes wrong when you have mechanical dragons!

After getting to watch someone else go through Dawntrail it has really reinforced my thoughts. Such as how can you possibly hate Wuk Lamat and have anything more than minor to moderate gripes about the story here and there? It really dont make sense

Me: "Lets watch someone go through FFXIV main story for the first time, it will be fun!" Also me: -dying a horrible emotional death as I am not immune to feels-

Hmm what if borger

Wuk Lamat 🦁 #ffxiv

Wraps, sandwiches and burgers have given me one very specific thought: Damn I love eating birds

It is exhausting when someone goes full unhinged after they are told they dont seem to enjoy something after they got done going on a bitching fest. Engaging with new people is not a fun as its made out to be

#FF14 #FFXIV

Having tacos for breakfast, truly the greatest part of being an adult!

Honestly you are a deep seated evil in FFXIV if you dont give Nitowikwe a nice outfit. It dont matter if other players cant see it! Give the train cat a good outfit!

Dont need to be the WoL to be the hero of the hour! Sometimes all you need is a tall hrothgal with big strong arms and a gun! This big cat is here to defend! Or give hugs. Or both! Which ever is needed! Many thanks to the great friendo @robertge.bsky.social for this!