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Love bringing this thing with me to visit my parents and watching it actively drop the property values in the neighborhood.

This keyboard is cursed. Find the escape key. Me and my friend just spent 2 minutes yelling about it.

I'm nostalgic for the 90s, but the 90s where everyone acted like it was still 1979. Does anyone know what I mean?

I solemnly swear that if I ever actually manage to be successful as a country singer, I will have an exact replica of this suit commissioned, lights and all. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrvJ...

You didnt fail NNN yet because youre trying and exercising self control. I havent failed because Im too tired, old and busy to crank my hog. We are not the same.

One of the few upsides of winter. Getting to wear winter work gloves and feel like you have huge soft hands.

Possible album cover

Bluesky is nice but I kinda miss having dipshit bluechecks to dunk on and make fun of for their bad opinions. I keep going back and I regret nothing.

This is extremely aesthetic

Oh no Lloyd. What happened?

Some of my regret might also be that all of my musical inspirations are dying before my own career gets any traction, I'm worried that its making me start to lose motivation.

For anyone who didn't follow me over from twitter this is going to seem weird, and even if you did it still might. I'm still having trouble getting over the death of Jimmy Buffett. Or at least I thought I was. Today I picked up an in-memoriam issue of Life magazine about Jimmy, and it was good 1/?

Just seen this clean bricknose Ford F250 with an integrated winch bumper. Blessed rig there hoss.

Yall can take your fall colors and pumpkin spice and shove it up your ass

My music library be like:

Found a whole ass roll of duct tape on the ground at the truck stop today. Everythings coming up Millhouse.

In the continuing saga of music I hear in public spaces, this McDonalds is playing Dixie Chicken by Little Feat. I thought only me and like 10 other people knew about that band.

Bluesky is still small. Is 18 likes viral?

It snowed today in this cursed barren wasteland and I threw my back out yesterday. But this restaraunt is playing the uncensored version of Thrift Shop, so thats pretty cool.

So I was at my local train shop yesterday and I came across an amazing find. Not only did I find a vintage NAR locomotive for cheap, but it came with kitbashing instructions from a magazine. Someone kept this new in the box to superdetail it and never got around to it. I think I might do it fir them

ITS PIKACHU!

"How have you not learned by now? All I listen to is old country music and classic rock!" Streaming Service: "Yeah but, are you like, totally sure you don't want to listen to this Taylor Swift album?"

Fuck Amazon wishlists, moots, buy my things from my Rock Auto shopping cart.

sandy side truck stop sign, clarksville, arkansas, 1987

I have arrived