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i am loyal to my daimyo
my therapist just suggested that we switch to bi-weekly appointments. and i have never felt so Betrayed
about 4 hours ago
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axolotl "xpreg" lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴☠️
2 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
3 days ago
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Chris Person
3 days ago
Gun.
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i just bought more land in the metaverse
3 days ago
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Turbro
8 days ago
Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
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just passed a guy on the sidewalk in costume as Chris chan and had to do a full, long double take
11 days ago
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
13 days ago
ME: How can you stand here, after so many years together, and say it meant NOTHING?? How can you make vows, that last for LIFE by the way, till death do us PART, and now you just… CHANGED your mind?? Can you take off your motorcycle goggles and TALK TO ME?? MY WIFE (CRAZY FROG): Ringding bim bim bim
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need a goblin style gf
13 days ago
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i have a question about updog but i'm embarrassed to ask it
15 days ago
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Stella Sacco
16 days ago
me enjoying a internet web content post
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they're re-writing Huckleberry Finn to replace all references to Jim with "Jim from the Office"
16 days ago
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my hobbies include installing updates on and restarting my various devices
17 days ago
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it is unfortunately very funny to ruin the white house, to defile a symbol of national pride for a country with such a shameful government
18 days ago
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I guess my dream job is being a noble knight in the service of Emiru. her stalwart protector.
18 days ago
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rob
18 days ago
Q: it's a VPN, 007. it essentially hides you from your internet service provider, or ISP 007: sounds like something a gay guy would use when looking at gay porn lol. would that even work, i wonder??
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sometimes you gotta do a big coughing and dry heaving fit to relieve a wave of anxiety
20 days ago
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i don't know a lot about japanese politics but it sounds like they might be due for another doohickey
21 days ago
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actual heathcliff comics
23 days ago
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LEMMiNO
27 days ago
The Kryptos K4 plaintext has been "solved", although it would be more accurate to say it's been found by accident. The solution has been confirmed by Sanborn but has yet to be revealed publicly.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/s...
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A C.I.A. Secret Kept for 35 Years Is Found in the Smithsonian’s Vault
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/science/kryptos-cia-solution-sanborn-auction.html
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29 days ago
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gun... GUN
about 1 month ago
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Jens von Bergmann
about 1 month ago
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JF
about 2 months ago
now this is comedy
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quarterly yearnings reports are due soon
about 2 months ago
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I'm thinking about a reddit post where someone was complaining that melinoë's feet are too distracting. and I'm nodding
about 2 months ago
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reminds me of how android tried to replace google assistant with gemini and gemini is just patently worse because it's a hallucination grab bag instead of an intentionally engineered tool
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about 2 months ago
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a few years ago i paid a little extra to get checks that have "horses are my life" printed on them and i write checks so rarely that it still really makes me laugh when i see it
about 2 months ago
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imagine there's only one planet in the universe with life on it and it's the one with fuckin florida
about 2 months ago
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CHOAM Nomsky (thankful)
about 2 months ago
horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
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doug bowser being the ceo of nintendo of america is, to me, one of the most troubling examples of nominative determinism
2 months ago
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SplatterhouseWiki
7 months ago
me when I see all the evil and hatred in this world...
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first off, as a white descendent of europeans, i'd like to apologize for the crimes of european colonialism, slavery, and all the rest. second, as a descendant of the indigenous peoples of the americas, i'd like to accept my apology,
3 months ago
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maybe the sc2 liquipedia should omit the race section for non-players, because this really had me do a double-take lol
3 months ago
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Bill McKay
3 months ago
ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you. Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen. ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
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very tall bart
3 months ago
Pinky: Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight? Brain: Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try and win back my ex-wife Pinky: Uh, Brain, didn’t she move to a different state? I don’t think she wants to see you again… Brain: Quite right, Pinky. That’s why I put an AirTag in her car,
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the Lord has seen fit to make me a fat guy again
3 months ago
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me when there's a damn spot
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3 months ago
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Drew
about 1 year ago
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ
12 months ago
Raylan: 'Member that fella took off into the woods a couple years back? Long-haired, shower-shy? Hippie-like I guess you could say, 'cept armed to the teeth. Boyd: Hwhy Raylan Givens I believe you're referring to Aragorn, son of Arathorn; a man to whom you owe your allegiance.
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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe
3 months ago
“Should Brandon Sanderson finish Game of Thrones” Just admit you want to ask ChatGPT to do it and be done with it
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Chris 🍂 DevPods.gg gamedev community
3 months ago
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3 months ago
My Bitch Elf Wife, Who Will Outlive Me By 100s of Years, Is Making Me Do The Dishes And Take Out The Trash, On My Limited Human Time.... SMH!!
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at the end of the day, lolita is a book about a really weird guy
3 months ago
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subway is too cowardly to introduce a 2-foot long
3 months ago
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i need to feel safe and validated when i say that i really really really want to fuck someone. but society won't let that happen.
3 months ago
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i'm a big enough person to admit. after watching the brutalist i had to google, was the brutalist a real guy
3 months ago
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this song is so cool
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Maruja - Look Down On Us (Official Video)
YouTube video by MarujaVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw6X2U2t0vI
3 months ago
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Nine Inch Nails
3 months ago
Nathan Fielder, Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross PEEL IT BACK NORTH AMERICAN LEG AUGUST 10TH • VANCOUVER
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diamond baby. they're calling me "mr ok at street fighter"
3 months ago
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