my therapist just suggested that we switch to bi-weekly appointments. and i have never felt so Betrayed

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Gun.

i just bought more land in the metaverse

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

just passed a guy on the sidewalk in costume as Chris chan and had to do a full, long double take

ME: How can you stand here, after so many years together, and say it meant NOTHING?? How can you make vows, that last for LIFE by the way, till death do us PART, and now you just… CHANGED your mind?? Can you take off your motorcycle goggles and TALK TO ME?? MY WIFE (CRAZY FROG): Ringding bim bim bim

need a goblin style gf

i have a question about updog but i'm embarrassed to ask it

me enjoying a internet web content post

they're re-writing Huckleberry Finn to replace all references to Jim with "Jim from the Office"

my hobbies include installing updates on and restarting my various devices

it is unfortunately very funny to ruin the white house, to defile a symbol of national pride for a country with such a shameful government

I guess my dream job is being a noble knight in the service of Emiru. her stalwart protector.

Q: it's a VPN, 007. it essentially hides you from your internet service provider, or ISP 007: sounds like something a gay guy would use when looking at gay porn lol. would that even work, i wonder??

sometimes you gotta do a big coughing and dry heaving fit to relieve a wave of anxiety

i don't know a lot about japanese politics but it sounds like they might be due for another doohickey

20 Oct 2025

The Kryptos K4 plaintext has been "solved", although it would be more accurate to say it's been found by accident. The solution has been confirmed by Sanborn but has yet to be revealed publicly. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/s...

gun... GUN

now this is comedy

quarterly yearnings reports are due soon

I'm thinking about a reddit post where someone was complaining that melinoë's feet are too distracting. and I'm nodding

reminds me of how android tried to replace google assistant with gemini and gemini is just patently worse because it's a hallucination grab bag instead of an intentionally engineered tool

a few years ago i paid a little extra to get checks that have "horses are my life" printed on them and i write checks so rarely that it still really makes me laugh when i see it

imagine there's only one planet in the universe with life on it and it's the one with fuckin florida

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

doug bowser being the ceo of nintendo of america is, to me, one of the most troubling examples of nominative determinism

me when I see all the evil and hatred in this world...

first off, as a white descendent of europeans, i'd like to apologize for the crimes of european colonialism, slavery, and all the rest. second, as a descendant of the indigenous peoples of the americas, i'd like to accept my apology,

maybe the sc2 liquipedia should omit the race section for non-players, because this really had me do a double-take lol

ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you. Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen. ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.

Pinky: Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight? Brain: Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try and win back my ex-wife Pinky: Uh, Brain, didn’t she move to a different state? I don’t think she wants to see you again… Brain: Quite right, Pinky. That’s why I put an AirTag in her car,

the Lord has seen fit to make me a fat guy again

me when there's a damn spot

Raylan: 'Member that fella took off into the woods a couple years back? Long-haired, shower-shy? Hippie-like I guess you could say, 'cept armed to the teeth. Boyd: Hwhy Raylan Givens I believe you're referring to Aragorn, son of Arathorn; a man to whom you owe your allegiance.

“Should Brandon Sanderson finish Game of Thrones” Just admit you want to ask ChatGPT to do it and be done with it

My Bitch Elf Wife, Who Will Outlive Me By 100s of Years, Is Making Me Do The Dishes And Take Out The Trash, On My Limited Human Time.... SMH!!

at the end of the day, lolita is a book about a really weird guy

subway is too cowardly to introduce a 2-foot long

i need to feel safe and validated when i say that i really really really want to fuck someone. but society won't let that happen.

i'm a big enough person to admit. after watching the brutalist i had to google, was the brutalist a real guy

this song is so cool www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw6X...

Nathan Fielder, Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross PEEL IT BACK NORTH AMERICAN LEG AUGUST 10TH • VANCOUVER

diamond baby. they're calling me "mr ok at street fighter"