the gluttonous beast feasts from inside the feeder

being a hopeless romantic in this economy is ridiculous i should be shot

"deez nuts cleared umad on 6/7" sure is a sentence you can say now

bathing in your warm light (happy pride month 🔆🧡)

dude what the hell i think one of the bird seed fell in & sprouted in my (very sad) pepper plant im

accidentally gave my friends brainworms

shes been sitting around 95% done for like a month & i finally finished her today

thrifted this candle holder today, it was love at first sight

what if everyone leaving alexandra to go to baltimore just didnt. do that

everyone look at my new lunchbox isnt she beautiful. im basically sponsored by uline atp

TRAILCAM 🦌📽️🎯 #art

u think u turned over a new leaf? bro u just unfurled

im sooooooooooo so bad at meeting n talking w new people or trying to get closer w acquaintances i alr have its seriously my biggest struggle ugh does it ever get easier

still a #wip but shes sooooo cute

i love doing only exactly whats required of me at work n nothing more n not feeling anxious about it anymore… Freeing !

im gonna be thinking about synecdoche, ny for weeks i think

my body is so fucked up bro one of my ribs has been slipped above another for like 6 months now am i gonna die

being averse to confrontation/conflict & having an extremely strong innate sense of justice feels like im a living unstoppable-force-vs immovable-object experiment

🌈♀️♀️🌈

personally i think i’m allowed at least 1 (one) kiss during pride month

every now n then i feel a tinge of insecurity that basically all the girls i knew in hs are either engaged, married, or even married w kids but then i look one second longer at the men that they’re marrying & i feel instantly better

nah im epic fuck pmdd

i just want to snatch her so bad

cigarettes after sex more like weed after a shower am i right LOL

oh how i love to lay on my couch n get visited by like 10 different sparrows within 20 mins 🥰🥰🥰🥰

i asked my boss like a month ago for more magnetic shelf labels & kinda forgot about it bc i dont Need them, itd just be nice to have more, but i just opened this package today & literally pogged irl

oh my god i just want to like myself

ik im just being insecure but i wish i was drawn to making cooler or edgier shit tbh like ive just been making .. dolls ..

sowed some cucumber + snap peas today running skipping jumping etc

her new leaf is beautiful everyone say good job

this shit amazes me every time man like im holding a real ass leg i made out of string

new rusty lake game in august im running around in circles so fast

i am literally over the MOON about how many little birdies visit me (my bird feeder) every day it seriously makes me so so so so happy i love little critters so much esp now that i dont have any of my own

these things always make me laff dude Get in the phone chamber. Now

throwback thursday: maid

im gonna go fucking crazy youtu.be/hKlERVwxMnk

just learned that some people think its cringe to text in all lowercase what the fuck is going on who am i where am i what happened what do i do where do i go

well jesus christ i guess they like it

they should invent a type of crying that doesn’t make you totally exhausted

what the hell new kim petras album tomorrow

i need to be put in a sensory deprivation tank

its actually so evil that i set up all my new plants outside & now its been overcast & raining for like two weeks. bro pls think about my basil….

never underestimate the power of cat + cow…..

this is just so sick and twisted

accidentally turned fluttershy into a doll sweater

im so happy paralives is doing so well already fuck ea & fuck the sims 🕊️ 🌈 ❤️

living near an apartment community dumpster does have its perk i love getting shit for free (like this rolley cart table)

hearing from tons of other autistic people that they’ve also felt like they’ve been chasing after friendships for their entire lives is reassuring but so damn heartbreaking

almost midnight & i only noticed Just Now that i wrote today as sunday in my planner that's been open on my desk where i've been sitting almost the entire day