forsing you to think about giving me dounuts and tunatreats.

it's fuckceng me, the coolest kity everrrr this also EXPOSES some of mine LORE... psshh... lies........

did yuo know blundsky thinks i am a baby child baby wawa. can't evin send dirent messeges. i guess....... yuo all think i'm dumb... hummphf........

I Am Evolving

sometibes i remoave my eyes to imagen what it's like to to live at the very boattom of the oceans....... then i remember shargs exist and i get very scaired so i pbring my eyes back just to cry a bit

idont selebrate christmus, i selebrate being fffcukiinggg awesorrrme

the fuck is a social medias

layig down in my very cool and hot bed . "why it hot, osatria?" i like my beds boiline. really makes me feal alive.

jeasus christ i may have setted my alarm too late .

is this not how you use to shiit or am i just incorrec t

frofing at the moug

uahg FUCK ! my heaid hurt. where long has it bean ?

AHFUCK I SHARGED MY OWN OITER

i don't know how to feal about this .. . um. i don't like shargs. or fishies in generel for that mater. except if it's food. mm yumey but thise?? um. .. i think i might. cry!

didyou know i loeve breed. carbonhydates n whatnot, shit and short. baked loaf, and raw dowgh.

salifer and droole maybey spet too frothe

suckeing the sells ut of youre head, becaus ei need them more than you do .

i dont like wqhen the brain does the brain things like thineking

whumps. putted a friend in the bing and now heth realiser that inside him is a deamin guess i healped him awakin

wait who the fuck ?

look at this dumbase

somebady gets it. cleanint is horrorble. fight them and fight the sistem. they will NOT bath us.

choclits may be bad to cats but i'm oanly a cat by appearince. so please give me all youre choclates. now. now. now nOW NoWW NOWWW !!!!!!

bewere, hhrr rhr ag

hateing everybody to spaite you .

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wow he will save the ghunger.

what do the idgaf mean? i deidn't get a funkgus 😔

i am NOT hppy

year of the shnake

jeasus christ this is abhorrint. pease free hime. fore £201 a moanth u can help fellow vacumed cats get the freadom they deseirve. "why so much!?!?!" i here you ask. well ehm. do you care about him. do you care about them. then you would be FINE!! donaeting such big number oh moniy.

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oh fuck it 2055 how long was i sleap for

whups my lugage opined in transit. escuse me a sec , let me . pick up ,my 29.4 cates i had in there. ohh bouy.

canot think i seveared my brain stens

it's true i sean it withmy own eyes. all five of them!!! nature is beutiful <33333

sigh me if you eaven care.

i ha ve a stumack acke. i was aksed if i ate anything that cold make me sick. i have been . eating appel seeds. uhhh oohhhhhhh

hi i was toald yo can give me treats . what tre ets? um. pankake. right in my mouth. HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wetted meself

i dunno what a rizs is but i considir myself soft harted and understaning. because....... "soft heartid" implies there's ang hard hearted. and . what the hell dos that mean. rock heart ?! no. my heart ist soft and skquishy. it smeals funny. and im understinding cus um.i understan that 1 + 1 = 2

artierchao is so facking weird broe

mmnfofhghgh pansake . oouu healig of the soal. mmghfh i loav pankaages. flat . sweet. raound. m efery brekfast is panfakes. arterchao eats there disgustint OATS !! but me ? pansakes . mmnshdhoshd

hebaso aatano rrrrrr

I DON'T FUCKING DONT !! SHARTS SUCK !! SHARGS ARE HERRENDOUS they are my biggist fear/

pint poast HI i'm owersiter. oagasitra. um .. oahcitra i moaved to this place wiv @artichao.bsky.social . they help run my accownt. they smell bade. twiter smeals worse thouh. i poast cats cus they are the beast thing to happen ever. i can type normal english but i prefer not to. because u suck.

i lirnt the hard way gifs doan't work on here. ahwell. BUT THEIR ARE VIDOES !!!! ahau..