layig down in my very cool and hot bed . "why it hot, osatria?" i like my beds boiline. really makes me feal alive.

jeasus christ i may have setted my alarm too late .

is this not how you use to shiit or am i just incorrec t

frofing at the moug

uahg FUCK ! my heaid hurt. where long has it bean ?

AHFUCK I SHARGED MY OWN OITER

i don't know how to feal about this .. . um. i don't like shargs. or fishies in generel for that mater. except if it's food. mm yumey but thise?? um. .. i think i might. cry!

didyou know i loeve breed. carbonhydates n whatnot, shit and short. baked loaf, and raw dowgh.

salifer and droole maybey spet too frothe

suckeing the sells ut of youre head, becaus ei need them more than you do .

i dont like wqhen the brain does the brain things like thineking

whumps. putted a friend in the bing and now heth realiser that inside him is a deamin guess i healped him awakin

wait who the fuck ?

look at this dumbase

somebady gets it. cleanint is horrorble. fight them and fight the sistem. they will NOT bath us.

choclits may be bad to cats but i'm oanly a cat by appearince. so please give me all youre choclates. now. now. now nOW NoWW NOWWW !!!!!!

bewere, hhrr rhr ag

hateing everybody to spaite you .

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wow he will save the ghunger.

what do the idgaf mean? i deidn't get a funkgus 😔

i am NOT hppy

year of the shnake

jeasus christ this is abhorrint. pease free hime. fore £201 a moanth u can help fellow vacumed cats get the freadom they deseirve. "why so much!?!?!" i here you ask. well ehm. do you care about him. do you care about them. then you would be FINE!! donaeting such big number oh moniy.

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oh fuck it 2055 how long was i sleap for

whups my lugage opined in transit. escuse me a sec , let me . pick up ,my 29.4 cates i had in there. ohh bouy.

canot think i seveared my brain stens

it's true i sean it withmy own eyes. all five of them!!! nature is beutiful <33333

sigh me if you eaven care.

i ha ve a stumack acke. i was aksed if i ate anything that cold make me sick. i have been . eating appel seeds. uhhh oohhhhhhh

hi i was toald yo can give me treats . what tre ets? um. pankake. right in my mouth. HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wetted meself

i dunno what a rizs is but i considir myself soft harted and understaning. because....... "soft heartid" implies there's ang hard hearted. and . what the hell dos that mean. rock heart ?! no. my heart ist soft and skquishy. it smeals funny. and im understinding cus um.i understan that 1 + 1 = 2

artierchao is so facking weird broe

mmnfofhghgh pansake . oouu healig of the soal. mmghfh i loav pankaages. flat . sweet. raound. m efery brekfast is panfakes. arterchao eats there disgustint OATS !! but me ? pansakes . mmnshdhoshd

hebaso aatano rrrrrr

I DON'T FUCKING DONT !! SHARTS SUCK !! SHARGS ARE HERRENDOUS they are my biggist fear/

pint poast HI i'm owersiter. oagasitra. um .. oahcitra i moaved to this place wiv @artichao.bsky.social . they help run my accownt. they smell bade. twiter smeals worse thouh. i poast cats cus they are the beast thing to happen ever. i can type normal english but i prefer not to. because u suck.

i lirnt the hard way gifs doan't work on here. ahwell. BUT THEIR ARE VIDOES !!!! ahau..

E EEEEE E EEEEE WREEEEEEHHHHHHHH i'fe being put in a place i don't knou !!!!! is it...... is it nice hear.....................