A beautiful black woman called me beautiful today at work…..you better talk to me nice!

I love Halloween.

The Chiefs being 0-2 just has me tickled. I love it here.

Beyoncé pleaseeeee 😩

I need Caleb Landry Jones biblically.

That Dracula movie with Caleb Landry Jones has me in a chokehold girl. It’s my new hyper fixation. I need that.

Somebody on TikTok said Michael Jackson was the Naruto to Prince’s Sasuke and you know what girl….you right.

Tomorrow is September 1! Spooky babies we made it!!!!

I need to start wearing black eyeliner on my lower lash line again. Why did I stop?

Spooky legends, Vincent Price, Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) and John Astin (Gomez Addams) together in 1986.

Anyways. I should’ve brought my kindle.

I gotta use my free will more besides just going to Spirit Halloween every day.

I just realized HBO Max took Courage the Cowardly Dog off. COUNT YOUR DAYS GIRL.

My hoodies and Rory Gilmore sweaters starting to talk to me like the Green Goblin mask. I. Want. Fall.

this is what’s going on inside my head

The Spirit Halloween near me is already open!!! I win!!!! 🎃🎃🎃🎃

I need July to be done already girl. August can hurry on up too.

I’ve decided, I’m going to start wearing lower lash eyeliner again. Let’s be cunty.

RIP ozzie osbourne

I approve the David Corenswet bandwagon. I am in fact on it as well. He’s perfect.

Stone Cold Steve Austin was really living it girl. Getting to wear cutoff denim shorts, punch your boss, whoop somebody’s ass and chug a beer then leave. Period.

Girl, not me watching old wrestling matches. A time was had.

Girl, I started watching baseball. Wth.

And trust, I will be looking like Jeff Hardy when Beyoncé’s Act III rock album comes out.

Laguna Beach, The Hills, Jersey Shore. That’s it. That’s me vicariously living through their summers cause it’s too damn hot.

This is what I’m thinking about btw

🥹🥹🥹🥹

Period.

There’s nothing stopping me from being delusional and living like it’s 2005-2015 again. Hold up, might buy a cd player

Rewatching Jersey Shore as an adult who’s now in their 30’s is crazy.

If you ever see me wearing any American flag apparel just know it’s in a Beyoncé Cowboy Carter/Bruce Springsteen kinda way. Thank you.

Help, I’m listening to the Game Of Thrones/HOTD soundtrack again!

I’m starting off my day horrible girl. Jesus.

Beyoncé’s tour videos are back all over my fyp and I’m loving it 🥰

Art

I gotta stay off TikTok girl, it only infuriates me.

I need to be on the back of a hot guy riding a motorcycle.

Wheeewww girrrl I’m about to give a lifetime performance tomorrow.

Girrrrrl

Oh girl. My allergies are annoying.

GreenDay’s Holiday truly elevates me into orbit.

Oh girl.

I just realized I haven’t been on that godforsaken app since November. The mental clarity I feel.

Megan Thee Stallion is truly a goddess among us.

I’m gonna buy me a pink flip phone. Wth.

We truly are in a recession girl. It’s been months since a sugar daddy or even a sugar daddy bot been in my dm’s. The absolute trenches girl.

Update #3: I’m also trying to change my mindset around summer. I’m a fall/winter girlie, but we’re in the trenches so I’m going to make the most out of enjoying life no smatter how scalding hot it is outside. I’m prepared to be a menace.

Watching the Dallas Cowboys lowkey fall apart kinda making me giddy ngl.