i avoid mirrors and pictures to a pathological degree and every few months i need to take a half decent picture to use on something and it takes me three hours and always involves sending messages like this

book out :-)

my cat Tepo has a big box on top of which he sits all day. but sometimes he meows insistently to request that i open it for him, because inside it he keeps an assortment of other boxes of various shapes and sizes. he also sits on those

it's actually kind of a net negative because the last one i had was a family spotify plan shared with my siblings. i cancelled it and they each got their own individual one because they don't talk to each other so spotify is making more money than before. but it has nothing to do with me 😌

i am proud to inform the bluesky community that i am subscription free. i do not have a single recurring subscription. everything is cancelled and i am free

i fix periods of weird mood by reading a Roberto Bolaño that i hadn't read before but i'm running out

every time i open bluesky and find yanquis are at it again

now i let him recover

someone needs to explain to the # modernist # writers on twitter that they are simply book fetishists and that posting wordcounts for the novel you are writing, or a pile of books you "read this month", es indescriptiblemente terraja!!!!

i just remembered when i published my stupid little novel and the editors added a bunch of CURSIVES to it without asking me and i only found out when i had it in my hands and i hate cursives i fucking hate cursives and i said why did you do this??? and they said "it's an editorial decision"

considerando mi odio general por la anglofonía, mi afición más incomprensible es The Campus Novel

also who wants a bruce springsteen biopic? why do they keep making biopics?

cada vez que abro bluesky y escroleo un ratito veo a los yanquis completamente enloquecidos por la crisis de turno e insistiendo que esta sí 100% final final es la crisis definitiva que va a destruir el universo

a guy on slack said he has an idea to replace lebanese corruption with AI

i got a switch again because unfortunately no one beats nintendo at making games to play with people who don't play games

today she said it again after i didn't fuck up the articles in a sentence with an indirect object. it doesn't happen very often so i'm happy it happened when she could listen

yesterday a guy at school enabled copilot in my visual studio and now i'm seeing the annoying suggestions in my own home and this made me so angry i cannot explain it

today in pilates the woman asked me if i had back pain, i said no, and she said "i behave as someone who has back pain". what is that supposed to mean, lady

Sale por fin después de larga gestación mi nuevo libro Volverás siempre :-)

I am a Baden-Württemberg tuther

there's nothing to do in the internet

not the first time i remember a dope lyric and when google it to find which song it came from it's actually just from Psalms

after many years of not dealing with it properly the Definitive Conflict of my life (my sister) has crystallized into something i really need to do something about. it's crazy how similar this feels to a shitty breakup only a lot more loaded

don't make fun of me but i was just struck by the understanding of how big a 32 bit integer really is i've actually been wasting most of my ints for so long i've been creating so many variables when i could have fit them all in a single int to create the most hideous unreadable code in existence

my antideutsch coworker hasnt spoken a word to me in like 2 months because i told him to stop subtweeting me in the groupchat and just address me directly (he was posting like "it would be good if people didnt forget to do x and i told him yeah man that was me. just tell me i forgot its fine)

i was telling my boyfriend how the His Dark Materials books end and I cried just talking about it. I read those books for the last time like 17 years ago, that it does this to me is pretty crazy i think

something strangely uncanny about the machine voice in the train station saying "ich wiederhole". who's "ich", bitch? you are a machine and do not deserve that pronoun. bad mood today. zug fällt leider aus!

i am quick to defend deutsche bahn when people badmouth it but today it really did me dirty. took me 6 hours to get from leipzig to berlin - frankfurter tor with deutschland ticket. SIX!

we had a little linux install party for a group of old people the other day and i was once again impressed by german people's interest for and knowledge of technical things. it's a very well founded stereotype that german people do like understanding their machines

they say that silly einstein quote sometimes about stupidity being doing the same thing expecting different results and it makes me mad every time. that is just not true. for starters: you cannot do the same thing twice. impossible. haven't you heard about that greek guy and the walking in a river?

tepo was very sick a couple weeks ago which caused me an amount of stress previously unknown and also gigantic unexpected expenses BUT he's back to causing chaos all night and sleeping all day as per his usual healthy ways. look at him

KDE creates a safe haven for Windows 10 exiles. In the context of the #EndOf10 (endof10.org) campaign, we have created a new "for" page, this time "for Windows 10 exiles": kde.org/for/w10-exil... #windows11 #windows10 #microsoft

i only realize how good my german has gotten when i speak it next to someone who understands 0 words of it

visiting the ancestral homeland

other people's chat screenshots are a good, modern way of explaining deixis

y #EndOf10 en la prensa uruguaya, que dudo esté en bluesky. aguante wanders www.elobservador.com.uy/ciencia-y-te...

I am a part of this campaign :) we're looking to create a huge directory of repair cafés / linux user groups / whatever else that are willing to provide support for people migrating to linux after win10 end of life. if you know any such groups, share this with them!!

nothing makes me cringe harder than german people writing in english and saying "y'all"

they brought the angelus novus to the bode museum and i went to see it and i stared at it for a bit and i'm sorry to say walter benjamin was just projecting. that dude is happy

i'm going to paris for the first time in two days and i hear now that they fired the Louvre????

i wish people would stop throwing around "imposter syndrome" and accept they are bad at some things sometimes

i was complaining as usual about yanqui writers and their braindead condescending overuse of cursives for emphasis and a friend sent me this very similar rant by Miguel de Unamuno

leo_14 is such a neopet name

i choose to interpret his speaking spanish and not english as a sign of the supremacy of south america

papa yanqui lo único que faltaba

going to work and calling it "doing my dailies"

i think wi11 stanci1 is schizofrenic

my cat doesn't lie down he just kinda ceases to stand up