Like a big ol' tangerine.

Wishful thinking wearing a speedo as underwear (not a chance of swimming in this weather).

Velvet cheeks.

Pick my wrestler name (doesn't have to be Batman-related, these are just today's pants).

Face ready.

In case you wanted to see what underwear I'm wearing today.

Grrrr.

🥈

Flotation devices.

It's #ManCrushedMonday I just love crushing a jobber between my thick thighs 😁 #WrestleBear

Olive green.

PhD in blasting faces.

Hullo.

On your marks.

Another day, another rough time for a stress ball.

Forgot my belt this morning. Currently out in public sagging with zebra-print briefs.

Kneading the dough.

How's my profile looking?

Sounds just like a motorbike.

How briefs become a thong.

Hey.

Bad day to be a stress ball.

Put your nose in.

Picking out a wedgie.

Taking a seat.

Ultra wide.

Squishy.

Get a load of clown butt over here.

Hope you don't mind.

Sup.

You are what you wear.

Reckon this speedo is tight?

Zebra cheeks.

Pants.

Rrrrawr.

Teddy boy.

I'm excused.

Wedgie.

Do you reckon anyone can see?

Tummy.

If you guessed I was wearing rainbow-coloured leopard-print briefs, you're correct.

LIFEGVARD

Too tight?

Time for your quarterly evaluation for ass-kissing.

I'm interviewing you and you have no idea this is how I look from behind the desk.

Can you tell I'm sweating?

Hop in.