I think the most surprising thing about 2025 for me, as a whole, is what Davey Havok looks like now

Not even two hours of lazy prep and cooking, when I used to do 8-12 hours days, often six days a week, and my back and neck are screaming Really need to be regularly doing my martial arts stuff again lol

onions caramelize better if you stare directly at them the entire time

I've had a weird relationship with cooking since I spent so long destroying my body (and some of my mind) for next to no money in endless (because I love cooking), so the fact that I woke up today and decided to make dauphinoise the tryhard way is something No cream, mostly from memory

"kill switch to cut off the fires" That's not a thing in a spreading building fire you fucking doorknob

This Friday, we’re excited to unveil a transparent swirl vinyl version of Ilúvatia’s Amaranthine Hollow. A gorgeous fantasy synth album from the artist behind Ottawa-based Unreqvited, this is an immersive journey into a realm in eternal flourish.

"metal cover of pop song that's most popular at the time of uploading" is the lowest form of music content

Critical support for the comment sections of a youtube guitarist making explicitly political content

still kinda think my destiny is to reopen a tiny old movie theater and just run personal favorites and requests for as cheap as possible to keep rent paid

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid One of my core memories is when Aragorn kills the Uruk captain, a kid in the theater, at the top of their lungs, screamed AHAHA HE CUT HIS HEAD OFF

I am yet again attacking the kino snobs by saying Killing Of A Sacred Deer is one of the most laughably bad movies I've ever seen I legit think people are fucking with me when they say it's so deep and profound I would have welcomed death during the "spin around blindfolded with a shotgun" scene

The worst part of Dave Chappelle being a sack of shit is that i feel bad every time I want to reference the Kinko's bit from his show

It should be forbidden to write anything anime inspired if your MC is a high school boy with a black bowl cut for the next decade or two, there are enough, the status quo has enough self insert media

who is buying $40 a pack guitar strings? what are we, bassists?

"I remote viewed 3I/Atlas and connected with the organic ship's consciousness" Look I'd be stoked if it was but, you know... shut the fuck up

I mean they did come from the bins I just refine the poorfume

"Watain calling it quits after 30 years" lol good fucking riddance

the cool thing about having no local friends is that i have no one to blame for stealing my lighters, so i know it's 100% just me losing shit

I will name your baby for a couple packs of guitar strings or perhaps various outdoor equipment

watch Mad God for Phil's birthday

Me: calling everything a distraction is blind, we can be aware of more than one thing at a time Me seeing the Amelia Earhart thing: yeah that's a distraction

This is kinda what everyone who says "i listen to nsbm bands, I just don't support them" looks like to me in reverse

A major step in gender exploration is realizing that every Tarantino movie is just a direct remix of a handful of older movies Yes, even whichever one you like (i still like Inglorious Basterds)

Sometimes I get sad that I've had 3 large MtG collections get stolen or destroyed, including cards my mom had when I was 2 years old, but then I look at the last decade or so of WotC and I'm like "wow I'm glad the universe forcibly made me quit playing this game"

(threateningly) I'm gonna getcha with the Kodak Disc

I've just come to the horrifying realization that Hell Is Us has... a water temple be warned

My guy says it's because cops still love 2000s butt rock and have been listening to P.O.D.

my hot take today is you should stop playing Elden Ring and play Hell Is Us instead

They're not all stupid, this is mostly deliberate People not knowing what these words actually mean is to their advantage, just like everybody's boomer uncle who yells about "soshulists" Stop pretending they're clueless and see what they're really doing

you cannot sit motionless in the heart of these perils

I regret to inform you that the only person to get raptured is whoever left a Domino's uniform on the street a block away from the Domino's near me at like 1am

this is kinda how I got my dog

A stranger's inability to navigate my yard is a strategic advantage I hope my certified wildlife habitat reduces property values in a multi acre radius for generations to come

so this guy's pretty cool

unbearably awful songs from artists you otherwise love to death Wheels Of Fire by Judas Priest

I have tons of people who trigger this She's one of them

Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea?

You've killed one of us. And now it is your turn to die.

It'd be even cooler if it stopped doing shit like this

Dying Light: The Beast is just Bud the Chud's perfect power fantasy daydream Seriously tho, this game understands 80s horror vibes so well, it warms my heart

my graphics card is a 2060 and I'm only just now starting to really have trouble running some new games, but there's still very few I've tried that i just can't run at all Most actually run much better than they should

at a Subway in East TN, guy in in line ahead of me looked and sounded exactly like Alan Alda. I said "anyone tell you you're a lot like Hawkeye?" and he turned, leaned closer to me, and said "what if I am?" and wiggled his glasses and winked before leaving I'm pretty sure it was him

Can someone patient enough to have read The Silmarillion explain to me why Middle Earth has the same monthly calendar as us? This has bothered me since I was like 12

Friendly reminder that the rapture only takes the good Christians to heaven, the hateful ones ruining the world wouldn't go anywhere

with everyone saying CK for Charlie Kirk now, i really hope Louis CK is sitting somewhere and crying because he thought people gave a shit about him again

yeah the Hell Is Us dev deserves a derisive chuckle for saying Silksong's surprise release was "callous", but this is still one hell of a unique, extremely relevant game that -everyone- should play at least some of

appreciate your internet connections Every time we have a download in this house that manages to stay above 3mb/s for about half the runtime, we host a great feast for all the neighboring lords in this harsh, wild landscape

it writhes

eh I don't like that a core plot point is that girl having a really shit day just for trying to help Otherwise this is a comedy with a sorta meandering thriller inside it It's alright but I don't get the hype

fine I'll fucking watch Timecrimes I'm a hater of 99% of time travel stuff so it better be a standout like people say