Can you support Farage over here next now you've ensured Viktory in Hungary? Doing a great job – America's really great now. Very convincing win against Iran. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Maybe stick to cheating at golf and ripping off your country in future? edition.cnn.com/2026/04/08/w...

Let's Vance put on your eyeshadow and oversize shoes Let's Make love to the sofa the beautiful sofa www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Impeach agent orange Destroyer of civilisations And crap dancer

Oxymoron One civilisation has already fallen

Curiouser and curiouser!

Can't believe I haven't seen this (or maybe I have)??? Jim Carey before he overacted. If only we could erase a painful love affair from memory – would it make our lives better, or worse, or are some things inevitable? And how are we to be forged except in fire? 88% www.imdb.com/title/tt0338...

The 'special relationship' doesn't stretch to assisting the WhackoTaco to commit war crimes. inews.co.uk/news/politic...

I thought Friday was good but this morning's reviews are even gooder! #crimefiction

Nurse! apple.news/ApF3jpwIGQ52...

Nigel the sycophant packed his trunk and said goodbye to the caucus Off he went to see trumpety trumpety Trump Trump Trump www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Happy Eostre www.thefield.co.uk/country-hous...

DNR

Word of the day – marmalised www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

A nightmare on Reform Street www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Noform www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic, That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic, That boy needs therapy, Lie down on the couch, what does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut! apnews.com/article/dona...

Operation Massive Mistake edition.cnn.com/2026/04/01/w...

The future's not bright, but it is increasingly orange www.thelist.com/1703118/phot...

Word of the day – Boondoggle www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Orangmoron will be responsible for American military deaths and call them losers. You really want to die for this senile coward? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...

More stupid people required in USA apple.news/A5k-94nQmRM-...

Shhh! Kindle Countdown www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CTKRJBB...

The USA has lost this war, caused untold damage to the world economy, estranged its allies and decimated its own aerospace industries. Israel has guaranteed its neighbours will seek revenge. Any fool could see this illegal war was a massive miscalculation. End it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A man is known by the company he keeps www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Life without God could only be kinder www.independent.co.uk/news/world/m...

Sign of a devilish good book www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F4M37J7...

Satan's saucers! thehill.com/homenews/adm...

They say No Kings Yet their leader Is as fuc King stupid as they come And then some I can only hope That someone in his Sordid inner circle Hides the nuclear codes Where a one-dimensional Fifa peace prizewinning Pussy-grabbing Stable genius Can't find them

Guilty feet have got no rhythm www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Scottish Parliament elections Thursday 7th May – one party should lose their deposits in 73 constituencies. www.thenational.scot/news/2592727...

How to make Fake UK Bred Take 500g of fascism 300ml of racism 2 tsp Christianity (faux is fine) 7g Union Jack (Chinese manufactured) 2 tbs of SM Bots Knead until smooth and leave to rise with an oily leader Bake at 220C until hollow sounding and dense www.premierchristianity.com/opinion/why-...

The Bonespurs Kid bites off more than he can chew aje.news/e3f29t

Cut price www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DYQK2H8...

Toddler without a grasp on reality Or ability to walk straight Faces crossroads Without adult Help www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

OUB - Oleaginous Unidentified Being www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

It doesn't add up www.cnn.com/2026/03/04/p...

He's a waffle teleporter US Fema number one And he'll be teleporting Until his teleporting's done www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This is the way America ends Not with a bang but a wimp. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

Any chance of putting a grown-up in charge, America? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2...

A fascinating glimpse into one man's obsession with birdsong and an opportunity to learn more about the natural world before extinction takes us all. Simply wonderful 92% www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Assisted dying is an emotive subject, but MSP's focussed on the wrong aspects. People don't choose death because of a lack of palliative care or social provision – they want to die on their own terms – in dignity and free of pain. It should be a basic human right. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I don't want to see any UK deaths in support of Trump's ill-considered and illegal war. 38d.gs/9fxf

So well acted and a timely look at Tourette's syndrome. The humour came from the ticks but an ability to laugh at oneself is fundamental to dealing with the issue. Glad to see treatment is improving but our acceptance of the condition has still some way to go. 75% www.imdb.com/title/tt3151...

I've a great Ide for March! Today only - a final Kindle countdown www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DYPHP8L...

Play with matches, you get burned www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cx...

Remembering my mum this bittersweet day Her spoonerisms and ability to get lost in woods The times we fought for breath over something Only we found hysterically funny Which made it all the worse I write books now and she'd be pleased Her school-dodging youngest Finally found his way Home

Synopsis: Weak men surround themselves with weaker men so they can pretend to be strong. Moral: Muscles and money are no substitute for manhood. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Do you see him yet America? Your bone-spurs president Having his low IQ fun How many losers and suckers Sent home in coffins for him And his oversize shod sycophants To slackly salute will it take For you to sick up and take notice Of how weak he's made you Look? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Your mess, you clear it up www.cnn.com/world/live-n...