i turned 37 yesterday and i gotta say, i feel very 37, yknow, in the way a 37 y/o might feel, a little 37ish btw my hole is tight, my balls are huge and im funny and pretty

the sex pixies

lao gan ma jar polyamory

the sex pixels

I'M GOING TO WRITE THE WORLD'S FIRST/GREATEST NONBINARY HEELYS ROMANCE NOVEL

just did my shot to "Jerma making the weirdest noises imaginable compilation"👍

love to make a thing

me

crosspost from ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

just had the buldak yakisoba! my lips are numb and my stomach burn! 10/10!

this bitch just asked me "what's homestar runner" im gonna end myself its over

"where.... am i" she wakes up, sand in her face and hair, the taste of dirty salt in her mouth. "fuck ugUH.....ooooohhh god dammit" she clutches her head, aware of some minor trauma, the pain blinding her to her surroundings for a moment. only bright sun greets her pain here.

mushroom! mushroom! mushroom!

relevant

standing in front of her hot dog, pizza, and burger🤌

changed my pfp its still me dumb puppy ♡

smelling pit is sex

its over puppy pack it up

someone needs to figure out time travel, go back to the first fucker that invented advertisements, and kick the living shit out of him

new under.net is 100% bangers youtu.be/XHfAaRaLbkY?...

fake hard trance compilation album cover i made today :)))))))

amazing album art to match some sick j-core tracks youtu.be/YkpagZWYorQ

oh just like we never said goodbye

;)

yall grab this ep rq doovendeer.bandcamp.com/album/nullif...

just want yall to know that my gf now comes up to me all the time and says "whats up in the big world??" thanks @anyaustin.bsky.social

unironic fan of the new tom morello song for ffxiv "everything burns"

its me

u became the light on the dark side of me

The . #ffxiv

an excerpt from a dream: hyperventilating, my lungs and legs burning, i hear that familiar sound. the sound of a friend, a lover, a faggot, "up here, quick".

3 weeks no cigarette/vape/nicotine👍

instantly transported to the world of peaches

me when im the undisputed heavyweight champion

us when we've learned

Bro last night was a PS3

love this freaky building

trying to heal but my face is a balloon wtf

cherish kitty!

yeah I'll bark to that

watched the star wars attack of the cloned wars last night and i gotta say based on that movie alone dudes are not good!!

6 years ago i made the worst decision of my life and diddnt cop

doing raytk stuff in touchdesigner :)

making AUDIO synced VISUALS for my GIRLFRIEND

caged

i’ve had it up to here with seed oils!