// COTTON WAKE UP . LUGNUT

Arms crossed, blue visage just barely moving to acknowledge the other 'con; red eye quirking slightly, just enough to indicate a mild sense of confusion—though, the triple changer's silence wouldn't last very long. The face would suddenly switch, annoyance sparking within the 'con's expression.

A hand is raised to block the explosives, the face switching again—his eye narrowed at the smaller robot. 〝 We are Blitzwing. 〞 He says in a cold tone, expression not betraying any emotion. Switch. That jagged grin again. 〝 ...But I think the better question is WHAT are YOU!! 〞

The decepticon was quiet for a moment; as if thinking. 〝 ...Yes, 〞 he answers eventually. 〝 I think it was a product of becoming a triple changer. 〞 He looks conflicted for a moment, before there's a sudden shift; a click, and then a cackle. 〝 —-OR PERHAPS WE WERE ALWAYS A LITTLE /MAD!/ 〞

QUIT TALKIN 💢

MIDAS✧ The twink discourse rn

She is not wrong. Do not bring me into any more of this, insect. 💧

????????????

( ... )

I don't know what a twink is, insect. 💧

// ok i'll do serious replies after i finish watching the rest of tfa . for now its silliness

I thought we agreed we would never speak of these things.

// DO NOT GIVE A MAN A HINT. IT DOES NOT CARE IF HE HAS A TUMMY ACHE. DO NOT GIVE A MAN A HINT

// i found the one piece (cottons prowl) whats my prize

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Those jokes are...how do you say..."low hanging fruit"? —- WHICH MEANS YOU NEED TO *BEE* MORE CREATIVE HEEHEE! ✨

AWWW THE WIDDLE WIDDLE INSECT IS TRAPPED IN THE HANDS OF A LITTLE LITTLE HUMAN !!!!

HEHEHE LITTLE BUMBLEBEE GOT CAUGHT LIKE A FLY !!!

help

GET ME OUT OT THIS PITIFUL, PLASTIC PRISON!!! 💢

The explosion hits—creating a smoke effect over his face. And there's a brief period of silence as the sound of whirring follows. A cackle, and then an excited clap: 〝 Ooh! My turn! My turn!!! 〞 That jagged grin appears again as he pulls down one of his cannons, with ice firing at Ballade now.

Ah. One of these questions. Blitzwing tilts his head to one side, as if thinking to himself. 〝 I can. 〞 He says after a moment. Though, usually "talking" is just arguing over very trivial things.

〝 Eh? 〞 A glance in Waspinator's direction, his disposition calmer—colder than the other two. A question? Blitzwing supposes he can spare the time. He narrows his eyes at the other, looking over the predacon with a vague interest. 〝 ...What is it, then? 〞

AAAH!! THEY'VE TURNED OUR LEADER INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE!!!!

His head moves back, his face—how was his face doing that? It had switched, within seconds, shifting into a different visage entirely. This one was red, much more brutish. As he bares his off-white denta, a little gap between the apparent teeth.

〝 I /am/ calling you odd! You are so itty bitty! Like a little bug! 〞 The strange bot lets out a cackle, somehow finding his own words humorous to some extent. Which, wouldn't be that farfetched, given the bot's disposition. 〝 Does the little, little insect have a name? 〞

MUSE.

WRITER.

⠀ THE NAME IS BLITZWING, INSECT; REMEMBER IT!

⠀ ‵CAUSE IT'S THE LAST THING YOU ARE GONNA HEAR BEFORE I—- EXPRESS MY FEELINGS IN SONG .ᐟ 🎶

〝 Ooh! What an odd little thing you are! 〞 The voice was undoubtedly foreign to @rockmankillers.bsky.social's audial receptors; cheerful, yet thick with an accent. The owner of the voice was... quite massive, towering over Ballade—his face inky black with bright red eyes and a jagged grin.

// so i havent finished tfa yet. but i somehow managed to watch the entirety of season 2 in a day

what did I do wrong :(

// GUESS WE DOING TRIPLE CHANGERS NOW. THANKS GUYS HAHAHAH

A triple changer? How queer! I will inquire about this with my supervisor post haste!

⏳⚔️ “A temporal paradox is an apparent contradiction, associated with the idea of time travel, or other foreknowledge of the future.” 🪫🛠️ #MMRP #OCRP #MVRP

CRAZY? I WAS CRAZY ONCE. THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS. AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY. CRAZY? I WAS CRAZY ONCE. THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS. AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY. CRAZY?

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// STOP

// I DIDNT GET A CHANCE TO PIN THAT JESUS!!!

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