Neither did your favorite boy Trump, you unashamed toadies

1) Ethics officials at Fannie Mae investigate how Bill Pulte got Letitia James mortgage docs 2) They send findings to Inspector Gen. of FHFA, which Pulte heads 3) IG sends it to Lindsay Halligan, new USA prosecuting James 4) IG and ethics officials are all fired. www.wsj.com/finance/regu...

Jesus says… Feed the hungry House the poor Help the sick Be kind to the stranger Republicans are 0/4

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first time in his life he’s actually learned to shut the fuck up

Republicans also stood by Nixon until the bitter end, then deserted him en masse. I post this for those who need something to look forward to

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His ratings are still MUCH too high until we get here:

Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"

Not sure “He was raping teenagers, not raping children” lands with the qualifier impact Megyn Kelly intended.

Trump’s White House Renovations By The Numbers https://theonion.com/trumps-white-house-renovations-by-the-numbers/

William Golding from his 1962 essay “Fables” on the intended meaning of his “Lord Of The Flies”.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

“But it’s now clear Trump doesn’t even understand why healthcare relies on insurance, why we can’t pay medical expenses out of pocket. Hint: You never know when you’ll need expensive treatment, but should the need arise, only the ultra-wealthy can come up with the cash.”

Announcing the new Trump inflatable sex doll, in a special size for incels: (via @jmar1995.bsky.social)

I describe all types of insurance as "a lottery you hope you never win".

If you can’t handle a real-life puppy, get a cat. If you can’t handle, get an actual puppy.

Update: In 3 recent editorials, WaPo failed to disclose owner Jeff Bezos's interest in the matter under discussion. WaPo added one disclosure after @bgrueskin.bsky.social called it out. Two weeks after my story, the other two editorials still have none. And the paper still won't say why

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So inflation and cost of living has been going up every month since this administration took over…this administration that promised it would all come down on day 1? Now it’s because of the previous administration? The one that had nothing to do with tariffing the entire planet? Makes sense.

Absolutely correct

Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.

Guests sipping drinks and eating at Trump’s Palm Beach resort while he tells states to take away food stamps

It’s the same old same old. Republicans do a tantrum and break the dishes. The Democrats clean it up. It’s an abusive relationship.

Tax the American people, then give them some of THEIR MONEY back and pretend it’s from the kindness of your heart. Fatty McAnkles is running the ole worn and tired playbook Except for the $40 billion we are giving to Argentina. That’s just beyond stupid

The most consistent role of executions is entertainment

And also, Mr. President, you are so very loved by the American public, as evidenced by the enormous cheering for you yesterday at the Washington Commanders game, and the many respectful hand salutes accompanying those enormous cheers ...

Two months ago we were paying all federal workers, SNAP benefits were fully funded, and people could afford their health insurance premiums but a small group of Democratic senators have Stockholm Syndrome and are telling us we have to Sophie’s choice one or two of these things.

I do a lot of online shopping at my day job and pretty much everything I've bought for the last few months has all been delayed in shipping. Keep it in mind when you're Christmas shopping. Leave loads of time or buy locally in person.

One CEO called the idea a “disgusting insult” and “economic genocide against the Gen Z generation.” 👀 @newsweek.com $XHB www.newsweek.com/50-year-mort...

“Negotiating your own insurance” will result in everyone getting the dirt-cheapest junk plan which covers virtually nothing, because most people are terrible at risk assessment.

After yesterday’s surrender, we’re launching the largest Democratic primary program that we’ve ever run. We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader. If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

So the Democrats SWEPT recent elections, and are celebrating their newfound momentum: by caving in to everything the Republicans wants! Wow that sounds like a really great way to mobilize your base and turn out the voter next year‘s election 🙄🙄🙄

This is a lie. All 31 Moms for Liberty candidates in contested races lost their 2025 elections. The only "wins" were in uncontested races. Apparently, being hypocritical, book-banning scolds isn't so popular.

Hi Bluesky, God just needs 17k followers to hit 600k. And then 66k more after that to hit 666k. That will be funny. Thanks, God

This can't be real.How can the most powerful man in the world look like he went face-first into a manure truck?

It’s unfair that Trump gets to sleep through his presidency and the rest of us have to be awake for it

Reminder that Ohio Senator JD Vance’s “chief fiscal policy advisor” was caught on Reddit bragging about ski trips and managing his drug addictions with novel designer chemicals Rules for thee, not for them

it's true and they should say it but it's a real bad sign it's winding up in print

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A $64,000 Thailand beach vacation package being auctioned off at Mar-a-Lago as Americans continue to struggle with high grocery prices

Get him a pole.

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