Danny Dyche
@dannydyche.bsky.social
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I'm just this guy, you know. I'm interested in things. My last name rhymes with "pike".
An apathetic writer would be George Ohwell.
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If some creatures from Hoth had a collection of Belgian comics that they agreed would belong to the one who lived the longest, that would be a tauntaun Tintin tontine.
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I like that Catholic fast food chain, Pope Yes Chicken.
3 months ago
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Dan Backslide sneaks into one of Deep Space Nine's hangars. "A runabout! I'll steal it! No one will ever know!"
3 months ago
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Superman Fantastic Four Vol 1 1
"The Infinite Destruction": A mysterious object lands in the middle of Metropolis and the MSCU is sent to examine it. Superman soon arrives on the scene and finds out that the device is a nuclear bomb...
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Superman_Fantastic_Four_Vol_1_1
6 months ago
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Ned Leeds, I follow.
7 months ago
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I have a very small amphibian. It's my minute newt.
7 months ago
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I think "contents" would be a better word here.
9 months ago
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I bought some expensive land near Des Moines. I owe a lot for that Iowa lot.
9 months ago
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Arrows by any other name would be just as pointy.
9 months ago
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I have discovered evidence of money laundering.
10 months ago
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A writer who covered every topic in as much detail as possible would be Henry David Thorough.
10 months ago
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Doing the Monster Mash with you on this beautiful Valentine's Day.
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11 months ago
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The real Pacific Northwest is Japan.
12 months ago
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Stealing the original art of The Far Side would be Gary Larceny.
12 months ago
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One time when I was eating lunch in high school, I dropped a little mustard. The floor was waxed later that day and I could find the spot years later.
12 months ago
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As a child, I saw two geographically titled animated movie sequels about talking mice before I'd heard of the originals. They were An American Tail: Fievel Goes West and The Rescuers Down Under.
12 months ago
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They should make a cetacean legal drama called Habeas Porpoise.
12 months ago
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"Don't cross me." --Ruby Kahn
about 1 year ago
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"One of a kind" should mean the opposite of "unique".
about 1 year ago
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If a certain character from Community started writing articles commenting on the news, he'd be Op-Ed Nadir.
about 1 year ago
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Writing tip: The passive voice should be avoided.
about 1 year ago
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'Twas brillig and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe All mimsy were the borogoves, Jolene
about 1 year ago
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A coalition led by an African feline would be a lion's alliance.
about 1 year ago
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Who washes the washmen?
about 1 year ago
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Robocop's full name is "Robert O. Cop."
about 1 year ago
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Acquire a choir.
about 1 year ago
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I want a Star Wars story to reveal that "Calrissian" is an old language's word for "lakes."
about 1 year ago
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Sparks Nevada: I'm... from Earth. Tars Tarkas: And I am from the planet Barsoom, which you designate "Mars."
about 1 year ago
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Only one kind of punctuation has a name that's a sentence. What is Mark's agenda?
about 1 year ago
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A piece of playground equipment with condiments on it would be a saucy seesaw.
about 1 year ago
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If the star of The Mandalorian acted like God was real just to be safe, that would be Pedro Pascal's wager.
about 1 year ago
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Planescape's dead god of trash would be Aoskar the Grouch.
about 1 year ago
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I spy ice pie.
about 1 year ago
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In the original Japanese version of the series, Hercule Poirot was called "Mr. Satan Poirot."
about 1 year ago
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Someone has announced plans to provide cannabis to sea birds, vowing to leave no tern unstoned.
about 1 year ago
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This sequence of words Is a haiku that describes Itself quite aptly
about 1 year ago
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Jude Law and Lucy Lawless are nemeses.
about 1 year ago
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Infernal raw beef would be steak Tartarus.
about 1 year ago
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When Miss Piggy strikes someone with a karate move, it's technically a pork chop.
about 1 year ago
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Won't you take me to Monkeytown?
about 1 year ago
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Some people tried to get me to build a structure for parking boats, but i don't give in to pier pressure.
about 1 year ago
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The Doctor: My sonic screwdriver doesn't do wood. Alan Scott: I know how you feel.
about 1 year ago
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I see turtles, icy turtles; aye, sea turtles.
about 1 year ago
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Raytheon is the worst Eeveelution.
about 1 year ago
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Trains are just giant sideways elevators.
about 1 year ago
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We could probably reduce confusion of "less" with "fewer" if we split "more" into "mucher" and "manier".
about 1 year ago
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Why is "tasty" good and "smelly" bad?
about 1 year ago
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"Face it, Skywalker. You just hit the jackpot." --Mara Jade Watson
about 1 year ago
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You know what they say about enclosed shopping centers: If you've seen one, you've seen a mall.
about 1 year ago
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