An apathetic writer would be George Ohwell.

If some creatures from Hoth had a collection of Belgian comics that they agreed would belong to the one who lived the longest, that would be a tauntaun Tintin tontine.

I like that Catholic fast food chain, Pope Yes Chicken.

Dan Backslide sneaks into one of Deep Space Nine's hangars. "A runabout! I'll steal it! No one will ever know!"

Ned Leeds, I follow.

I have a very small amphibian. It's my minute newt.

I think "contents" would be a better word here.

I bought some expensive land near Des Moines. I owe a lot for that Iowa lot.

Arrows by any other name would be just as pointy.

I have discovered evidence of money laundering.

A writer who covered every topic in as much detail as possible would be Henry David Thorough.

Doing the Monster Mash with you on this beautiful Valentine's Day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsPd...

The real Pacific Northwest is Japan.

Stealing the original art of The Far Side would be Gary Larceny.

One time when I was eating lunch in high school, I dropped a little mustard. The floor was waxed later that day and I could find the spot years later.

As a child, I saw two geographically titled animated movie sequels about talking mice before I'd heard of the originals. They were An American Tail: Fievel Goes West and The Rescuers Down Under.

They should make a cetacean legal drama called Habeas Porpoise.

"Don't cross me." --Ruby Kahn

"One of a kind" should mean the opposite of "unique".

If a certain character from Community started writing articles commenting on the news, he'd be Op-Ed Nadir.

Writing tip: The passive voice should be avoided.

'Twas brillig and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe All mimsy were the borogoves, Jolene

A coalition led by an African feline would be a lion's alliance.

Who washes the washmen?

Robocop's full name is "Robert O. Cop."

Acquire a choir.

I want a Star Wars story to reveal that "Calrissian" is an old language's word for "lakes."

Sparks Nevada: I'm... from Earth. Tars Tarkas: And I am from the planet Barsoom, which you designate "Mars."

Only one kind of punctuation has a name that's a sentence. What is Mark's agenda?

A piece of playground equipment with condiments on it would be a saucy seesaw.

If the star of The Mandalorian acted like God was real just to be safe, that would be Pedro Pascal's wager.

Planescape's dead god of trash would be Aoskar the Grouch.

I spy ice pie.

In the original Japanese version of the series, Hercule Poirot was called "Mr. Satan Poirot."

Someone has announced plans to provide cannabis to sea birds, vowing to leave no tern unstoned.

This sequence of words Is a haiku that describes Itself quite aptly

Jude Law and Lucy Lawless are nemeses.

Infernal raw beef would be steak Tartarus.

When Miss Piggy strikes someone with a karate move, it's technically a pork chop.

Won't you take me to Monkeytown?

Some people tried to get me to build a structure for parking boats, but i don't give in to pier pressure.

The Doctor: My sonic screwdriver doesn't do wood. Alan Scott: I know how you feel.

I see turtles, icy turtles; aye, sea turtles.

Raytheon is the worst Eeveelution.

Trains are just giant sideways elevators.

We could probably reduce confusion of "less" with "fewer" if we split "more" into "mucher" and "manier".

Why is "tasty" good and "smelly" bad?

"Face it, Skywalker. You just hit the jackpot." --Mara Jade Watson

You know what they say about enclosed shopping centers: If you've seen one, you've seen a mall.