On reflection, the highway is also fine

So disappointing that the new Wicked 2 trailer didn’t end with ‘And introducing… Liza Minelli as DOROTHY’

QUESTION: This is just a regular giant house spider, right? I just got into bed, and noticed it on the wall. I *really* don’t want to go through the rigmarole of getting back up and putting it outside - it’s not going to eat me in my sleep, is it?

The problem isn’t your vagus nerve

When I tell you I have the lurgy, don’t tell me it’s going around - I want to be special.

Oh no!

Hi! I brought snacks