I love the queens all acting astonished that there’s a wild card lottery as if that wasn’t a thing in the last season of All Stars. #DragRace

Halfway through #DragRace, and I do have to say, when Salina EsTitties came out, I had a momentary hard time picking out which one was Salina. That’s a family resemblance.

It makes me crazy, (though it might actually be good for the show) how the #SouthernHospitality kids just constantly lose the plot. How are Michols and Molly fighting with each other when Emmy is right there?

You know, I was never a Joao fan, and I still think he’s a fuck boy, but he’s matured so much. I really enjoyed older, wiser Joao. #BelowDeckDownUnder

I have a sneaking suspicion that Betul was the most popular crew member on the Katina but she got no screentime because she is an unproblematic queen. The costs of being too well-adjusted. #BelowDeckDownUnder

Joe looks like he honestly thought he was the first and only person to come up with an idea for a music venue with a rooftop bar…. Those aren’t even full ideas. They’re starting points for a brainstorming session. #SouthernHospitality

The idea that Amanda and West didn’t hook up until March struck me as suspect. The idea that they put out that statement before having sex is ludicrous. Especially with the way Amanda is hedging with terms like “PG.”. As if it’s not romantic until there’s a specific level of nudity. #SummerHouse

West just looks like a lumbering oaf meandering into the stage. Also. When I saw Amanda arrive to the studio, I assumed she hadn’t done her hair yet. #SummerHouse

Just started the #SummerHouse reunion and this opening scene with Kyle and Lindsay breaking from the In the City confessionals to take calls from the rest of the cast… Hot damn this is amazing television….

Ahhhhh, the fireworks have started… Summer has commenced on the South side of Indy…

Bravo, can we stop getting housewives to pitch “business plans” to their husbands on poster board like a grade school project? The fact that Alicia’s ideas are good almost makes this worse. #RHORI. It’s like they’re asking for a raise on their allowance.

I hope none of these women on RHORI are counting on the idea that it’s easy to legally establish a claim for assets via common law marriage….

Is LaLa saving #TheValley? Is that what’s happening here?

Watched exactly 6.5 minutes of this week’s #TheValley and I’m gonna have to take a break. This is just bleak.

How do all these cast members keep going after Emmy to comfort her when she’s been such an unrepentant dick for the last 2 seasons? And suggesting that Will would protect her if he was there? Girl, that kid left the show to avoid protecting you. #SouthernHospitality

Also, Maddie being terrified of cats…. That’s a character flaw. #SouthernHospitality

Mia and Julia losing it over Emmy’s performative “breakdown” is killing me. Add Maddi getting terrified by that sweet orange who clearly has only the best intentions. 👩‍🍳😘 #SouthernHospitality But seriously they have to stop indulging this lunatic.

The Bravo editors are amazing. And Amanda is DIABOLICAL here. Just wallowing in her victimhood with Ciara and Mia… Talking about being glad the DOGS weren’t there? THE HUG WITH WEST? Damn, and I’m only 20 minutes into this episode. #SummerHouse

Just saw a West Wilson Jenn Fessler take that I was sure was parody and then I went to this poor soul’s account, and it was painfully earnest. Couldn’t pick sarcasm out of a lineup.

Lacy having a “problem” with Janet very much reads like Kristen and Nia have offered to sponsor her to be on the show in exchange for icing Janet out. This makes no actual sense. #TheValley

Lindsey being in the ROTC—I should have guessed. #SummerHouse

So i know #Callthemidwife has become a very different show as the years have gone by… But what if, future seasons were just about Nurse Crane and Miss Higgins solving crimes? Timothy and Harry could show up every so often as comic relief.

Watching the #WatchWhatHappensLive with Lady Emma and Martha and it’s amazing how Martha manages to be so ladylike and circumspect and also be beautifully open and vulnerable and honest. It’s kind of a miracle. #LadiesofLondon

Margo confiding in her young children about her conflicts with the cast…. Icky. #LadiesofLondon

I kind of love that Margo is on this slash and burn crusade through the #LadiesofLondon cast and her biggest grievance is that people were mean about her outfits.

I have been long disillusioned by the 21st century political landscape but the endless text message from candidates running in races in states that I have never lived in and have no connection to really grind my gears.

This season of #TheValley is just really hard to watch. The calculated icing out of Janet and Jason has just made the show grind to a halt. It’s boring. Watching people refuse to talk to each other is kind of awful. Thank god for Brittany’s weird new boyfriend and all of his unsolicited opinions.

I don’t know if Ben has earned a place in the #SummerHouse next season but Sabrina definitely has. Get that girl a contract.

I read/discussed racial critical mass theory in law school related to educational settings. But seeing it play out this season on #SummerHouse is really bringing home for me that this works and is necessary for open dialogue.

Oh man, the level of denial Rulla is displaying right now…. Jo Ellen needs to back away slowly and give the delusional lady her space… #RHORI NP

Lottie in two episodes has become one of my favorites—throwing the crystal? Been there, Queen. #LadiesofLondon

Mark: “I do feel so sorry for Martha.” @bravotvshows.bsky.social This man is a treasure. Never let him go. #LadiesofLondon

Poor Lottie just wants to go to the cheese cave. #LadiesofLondon

The #LadiesofLondon reboot has the perfect cast mix. Every archetype is represented, from dizzy yet well-meaning pot-stirrer (Misse), classic funny bitches (Kimmi, Mark), delusional pretentious monster (Margo), above it all queens (Emma, Myka), to sweet peacemaking angels (Martha and Lottie.) 👩‍🍳😘

I was trying to remember what Bravo shows were on tonight—I knew something was on before Southern Hospitality, but I couldn’t for the life of me remember what. I finally looked it up—it’s #TheValley. My brain has just decided that this show doesn’t exist.

I’m actually loving Mark just refusing to engage with Margo. This is what Meredith Marks thinks she’s doing. #LadiesofLondon

Wait, is Margo figuring out that Emma is an interesting person with a unique experience TODAY? #LadiesofLondon

I have to give such a hand to Myka—she is so American, and so earnest—I would have thought the Brits would have chewed her up and spit her out. But she’s thriving, and has found a perfect place in the group. Good on ya, Myka. #LadiesofLondon

I would have said that I was very much over the manic pixie girl persona but Martha is so delightful and adorable and I hope she keeps her pixie forever. #LadiesofLondon

Honestly, being on an island with Boz and Rachel sounds great. #RHOBH

Kyle is still running the #FoxForce5, she’s just switched out some of the members. #RHOBH

The fake accent thing—wasn’t that a criticism Dorit got in her first seasons, when she was still in LVP’s camp? Wasn’t Kyle one of the people who made fun of it? I may be misremembering, it was like a decade ago…. #RHOBH

Watching Amanda explain to Kyle how she decided to go to Dorit’s book launch makes me think she had maybe agreed with Kyle that she wouldn’t go. Is Amanda falling behind in her minion training? #RHOBH

Jennifer Tilly declining the matcha…. That woman earns her paycheck every second she’s on screen. #RHOBH

So, did Sutton see the cracks in the Erika/Kyle/Dorit trio last year and drop Garcelle to apply for Dorit’s position? Cause every interesting thing about her has completely disappeared and she has fully formed herself into a minion. #RHOBH

Dang, Brittany’s new man has a lot of opinions. #TheValley

In all seriousness, Swalwell and Gonzales resigning does signal shame does actually work. For the longest time, Washington has been immune to shame and even the most disgraced scandal-ridden politicians don't leave unless they are made to. Shame does work

There are all these trends where people hide little figurines of things, and it’s like this cute game on cruise ships or with jeeps, but I just keep seeing all this plastic piling up and filling landfills and it gives me anxiety. I like the concept, but could it be done with cardboard?

@ericswalwell.bsky.social Dude. Drop out and endorse. Now you fucking coward.

Didn’t the Shahs go to this same salt place Michelle and Tom are visiting? Did Bravo get a 2 for 1 deal? #TheValley #TheValleyPersianStyle