As our part of the thank you, we doubled everyone's rates in the area! You're welcome! 🎉

bsky.app/profile/lora... Buy CNP, we've owned Abbott for years, but now we've got the president in our pocket. $38 today, $138 next year. (Also, your power bill is doubling. Ol' Wildfire Wells needs a MUCH higher bonus as CEO for his "work" this year!)

Hide your couches (and your kids) y'all, JD finally got to the party!

A reminder, when we at Centerpoint Energy say "we're ready for storms!" What we mean is: our business clients won't have any downtime, so those trolls using GROK to make lewd images of women can still generate their hate while you sit in the dark. We'll keep -our- office lights on, not your home.

I feel like the parent comment will get deleted, but this is good news y'all. At this time, local police departments can rescind working with ICE, as their current extrajudicial actions' constitutionality is questionable. (I mean, who needs a Bill of Rights anyway?)

We thank Moore for his boot shining, we couldn't do it without you! We're gonna do what we can to raise your bill -Moore- for this great support, even though our profits alone last year would cover our maintenance plans! www.houstonchronicle.com/business/ene... www.macrotrends.net/stocks/chart...