my mom: oh! you have a knot. want me to help with that? me: respectfully i am NEVR letting you touch my hair again because you used to pull it when i was a kid my mom: i did NOT??? me: yeah. you did. when you got mad youd pull it on purpose. you literally admitted this to my face my mom: well

anyone else miss @marvinmarcus.bsky.social

IX is going to be blue and moldy and missing an arm because he’s the one who drowned i’m calling it now

MARVIN PICKS UP TOOL HURTS ME WHEN PLAYSTATION ON

so like is baron gonna have to go back in akephalos’ maze 😗

I WALKED DOWNSTAIRS AND WHEN I GOT TO THE BOTTOM, INSTEAD OF PROCEEDING, I TURNED THE RIGHT AND BECAME A SHADOW MONSTER MAN

lrp if i see someone make a did joke im killing everyone

In Mario Party 3, the message debug mode features Peach walking in a white void while messages are displayed, except all portraits are replaced by Boo. This creates the impression of a bizarre scenario where Boo is showing off his wide repertoire of character impressions to Peach.

lovely colors in this one

🥬: “Tch… Don’t do that.” (He’s blushing.) 🎄: “Mh! O-oh my!” (She’s blushing.) 🪼: “Hm…?” (She doesn’t understand what it means but keeps close.) 🪨: “HEY! You little…” (He tugs my hair back. Doesn’t understand it and thought I was teasing him.) 🙂: “!?” (He’s surprised and blushing.)

@sendeandrepli.bsky.social mickey if he was employed

fucking chest

Uni dodged Yoru’s attack! Too cool. Too strong.

Yoru’s attack landed! Uni got compressed…

i keep listening to this one bc the bg music sounds like slime rancher LOL i love it

oh HEAVILY if we’re talking about marvin >gets divorced >suddenly dating a dude people will theorize that he divorced anna because he was gay or that he cheated on her (knowing them) LOL

cake,, is back!

this is so cute

fsr i dont think about blood.bag much but i lowkey should bc he’s cool

please bring back tgifs im so old

“petscop is an arg” back in my day we used to call them TGIFS! (shakes my cane)

“Do you like it? :) I was thinking aboDONT LICK IT”

having a discussion about the difference between worms and caterpillars and how bookworms are this weird hybrid of the two

I WAS SO CLOSE MAN

OKAY MAN WHATEVER

This is just flat-out a full game that I'm playing now.

my guess #dandysworld

$1000 FOR A MATTRESS??????

the light does my eyebags a MASSIVE disrespect 😭 theyre so obvious

CATERPILLAR???!!.???.??????

id rather talk to a brick wall about something i love than have someone silently begging me to shut up by nodding along confusedly

ive very much accepted that i will probably never like the popular stuff but i honestly forgot about this part i cant talk about it because people dont understand whats going on and i dont want them to just smile and jod and go “wow! cool! oh wow! thats great!” it makes me feel infantilized

its really isolating when you’re into something niche and none of your friends know about it or want to get into it so you have no one to talk to

mfw i dont agree with stylistic changes therefore the art is bad

Tulips emerging, Dutch Windmill, Golden Gate Park, San Francisco 5:10p 2/19/26 @trachkids.bsky.social

i want to model him and draw him and jon and x

NO NO NO NO NONO NO

oh its a guy thank god

MIRIAD????? THATS GONNA BE MALLA ISNT IT DUDE OHHHH NOOOOOOO

what the fuck

/THAT/ WAS X???????

holy shit baron gets his spine punched in dude

BLOOD.BAGGGG

baron of not using his shield bruh

HESUS CHRIST THIS THING IS RELENTLESS

oh shit its the thing malla mentioned i think

DARK FOUNTEAINS

BUDDY OH MY GODDDDDD