Finding this self congratulatory press conference a little bit sickening.

Hey

How many bloody strobe effects do we need tonight? Think of us Eppies ##Eurovision

Right here we go. Four hours of utter nonsense. Can’t wait #Eurovision2025

Well done Crystal Palace. I think 99.3% of us wanted you to win.

Congratulations @leedsunited.com and well done to the brilliant Daniel Farke - the right man to lead us in the Premier League.

Love the Fleur de Lys spotlight.

In my happy head space venue for the first time this year. Thank god for the Oval.

I like chess. It’s a great game but it does not make good tv. Despite people getting excited and lots of silly nicknames, it’s poor entertainment.

Yessssssss @leedsunited.com

Loving the generosity, spirit and enthusiasm of the American fans supporting Rory and Justin in the #Masters

@leedsunited.com back at the top where we belong. Can’t believe Millwall did us a favour. What a turnaround from the weekend

Some shockingly bad singing and disappointing covers on the Piano Room.

Arty shot

Four years since I lost the biggest influence and kindest person in my life and they go and make it Mother’s Day. 💔 Tough day today. Love to all with or without that person to celebrate today x

British Red Cross 2003. Loved pretty much every second.

Best episode of #TheChase ever. Hilarious

There’s a whole load of Brits googling Who is Conan O’Brien? #oscars

@juliachapman.bsky.social have finally gone on Bluesky. You are my first follow. Hope all is good with you. When is book 10 out please?