Just watched a VHS tape that thinks success at work is 10% effort, 90% seduction and fax machines. It’s called Up the Corporate Ladder and yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds. Watch here: youtu.be/w7KQMx0fIyg

Ever train to be a server… from a VHS tape? Service That Sells! was a 90s hospitality masterclass—cheesy skits, intense upselling, and a quiz-filled workbook. I made a supercut of the best parts Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGzs...

Put on some sneakers and don’t move an inch—literally. My latest Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz supercut takes on 2 Mile Walk Walk Aerobics by Leslie Sansone, a VHS tape where the fitness is fierce and the walking stays in place. Watch here: youtu.be/6JcnSCysc9Y

🚨NEW SHOW🚨 I'll be opening for MC Frontalot & Schaffer the Darklord at The Foundry Concert Club Saturday August 2nd! Get your tickets now! dice.fm/event/2wgq56...

Ever wanted a vacuum to scream POWER at you? Watch my supercut of the Fantom Fury Vacuum instructional VHS—pure retro cleaning chaos. It's dramatic. It's dusty. It sucks (in a good way). Watch here: youtu.be/dO0S3Oapsuk

From the depths of religious children’s media comes “Be Kind to One Another,” a song from Cherub Wings Episode 8: Ooops! Sorry! Cherub Wings knew how to deliver those holy bops—and some light existential dread. This screams Sunday school fever dream. youtu.be/sc1L6ksSkVs

Ever struggle to get along with your coworkers? This VHS tape from the dusty archives swears it can help. “Conquering Team Conflict” is full of awkward roleplay, stiff acting, and extremely 90s advice on navigating office drama—even when Adrian is being the worst. Watch here: youtu.be/JGOIfnEcvFU

Just found a VHS tape called Milkcap Mania that seriously teaches you how to SLAM in POGs like it’s a martial art.

This VHS teaches you how to use a mouse like it’s a dangerous new animal. Step one: Don’t panic. Step two: Double-click (slowly). If you’ve ever wondered how your grandma learned tech, this is the VHS. Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o #vhs #computer #computers

In Learn Gun Safety with Eddie Eagle, a rapping NRA bird teaches kids how NOT to handle guns. I made a VHS supercut. Watch here: youtu.be/BAvm9KuvfLo

Dancin’ Grannies is a real VHS workout led by queens in pastel tracksuits. Grandma energy = unmatched. Watch Here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI

Dale Oliver’s Yo For It! is a 90s yo-yo tutorial that quickly turns into chaos. Teaching tricks to kids? Not so easy. Part of my Don’t Rewind with Mayor Wertz series. Watch here: youtu.be/0EWB126DlhU

90s VHS nostalgia meets yo-yo mastery! 🪀🎥 Watch this supercut of Arne Dixon’s classic instructional tape—packed with pro tricks & retro magic. Don’t miss the spin! Watch my cut here: youtu.be/sOO-Yxn3iU8

When Libra from Elden Ring: Nightreign starts glitching and just won’t stop spamming the same slam attack. I will not apologize for my laugh.

This 90s workout tape said all you need is deep breathing and body flexing to get ripped. Greer Childers is your guide—and trust me, she’s not just leading a workout, she’s leading a breathing revolution. Watch Here: youtu.be/zMbv3a3pYEE

Did you think your Beanie Babies collection was going to pay for your college? Of course you did! Today, I’m showing off The World of Beanie Babies: Unauthorized Collector’s Guide hosted by a young Samm Levine from Freaks and Geeks! Watch my cut here: youtu.be/E5_So0ueIPM

Stopped by my producer Steven's place this past weekend to record another song for the new album! Don't want to give away too much, but this one is food related. The album is coming along nicely. #comedy #album #comedyrap #comedymusic #funnysong

Last week, Ashley and I made the pilgrimage to Misnyland—and yes, we met the man himself, Tim Misny! He was incredibly kind, taking the time to chat with everyone at the event. Don't forget to listen to my song, "What Would Misny Do?" available everywhere!

🚨VHS FASHION ALERT🚨 I found a tape called Scarf Trends by Kathie Lee and yes—it’s everything you hope it is and more. 🧣✨ This gem from the ‘90s takes scarf styling way too seriously... and I’m here for it. Watch here: youtu.be/w2wgufg_KB4 My YT has lots of weird videos for you to watch!

I picked up 6 VHS tape holders from Facebook Marketplace this week! it's a great way to store all my weird tapes for Don't Rewind! I think I'll have to get some more very soon. The downside is that you don't get to see what's inside but it keeps them safe from my cats who run into them a lot.

Just dropped a new Don’t Rewind supercut: Service That Sells! — a vintage restaurant training VHS that tries so hard to teach customer service. If you’ve ever worked in food service or love weird old corporate tapes, this one’s for you. Watch here: youtu.be/kGzscQa4Qpo

Before Bluey... before Minions... there was this heavenly homie. Presenting the Cherub Wings: Oops! Sorry! box art. Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you—that is a CGI angel child teaching repentance through song and cake-based comedy. One tape. Infinite guilt. Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ

This Christian kids VHS is called Oops! Sorry! and it’s… exactly that. Talking angels. Guilt. Apologies. And cherubs that sound like Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks Bring snacks and maybe a prayer. Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ

Remember Cherub Wings? Me neither — but episode 8 (“Ooops! Sorry!”) is all about forgiveness, weird songs, and low-budget angel theology. I chopped it up for the latest Don’t Rewind with Mayor Wertz and honestly… you’re not ready. Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ

Grab your favorite cans of soup because it’s time to get some weight training in! Today, I’m showing you my latest thrift store find: Weight Training for Seniors. Watch my cut of this wonderful tape here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY

Working out doesn’t have to be difficult, sometimes you can do it with a dining room chair and a couple of cans of soup. This is Weight Training for Seniors, a tape that is guaranteed to get you in shape! If you haven’t watched my cut yet, you are missing out! Watch it here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY

If you’ve got a soup can and a dream, this workout is for YOU. Weight Training for Seniors — the VHS fitness tape that proves age is just a number. Watch here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY

We're heading into the woods with a classic VHS from Summit Treestands that’s full of hunting tips, whisper-talking, and 90s camo that just won’t quit. Whether you're a die-hard outdoorsman or just here for the vintage vibes, this one's a hunt worth watching. 👉 youtu.be/9Pa-1d5gt_Q

When none of your cats want to do the spinning trend you have to grab something else important: VHS tapes.

I had some time this week to check out my local Savers thrift store and picked up a few interesting titles to edit for my Don't Rewind series. It seems there is a theme here. Expect to see some videos from these gems soon! #vhs #thrift #thriftstore #thriftstorefinds #vhstapes

I found a VHS tape in a random eBay box called Electra at 90 — a loving tribute to the 90th anniversary of Electra, Texas. Never heard of it? Me neither. But this thing is pure small-town magic. Interviews, nostalgia, and slow zooms on historical photos. youtu.be/lWzh0ATWyRw

I unearthed a true 90s gem: The World of Beanie Babies Unauthorized Collector's Guide — a VHS hosted by none other than a young Samm Levine and it is every bit as wild as it sounds. Come with me on this pastel-colored fever dream as we deep-dive into Ty tag lore. Watch here: youtu.be/E5_So0ueIPM

Today’s the Cleveland Guardians home opener, and I wanted to make sure everyone’s glove is ready—just in case a home run comes your way in the bleachers. So I popped in an old instructional DVD called Play Ball! Little League Baseball to learn how to properly break in a glove!

Remember that box of Beanie Babies you swore would fund your future? We found the VHS guide that promised it all—hosted by a young Samm Levine. Watch now on Don’t Rewind with Mayor Wertz: youtu.be/E5_So0ueIPM

VHS tapes are a goldmine, and Dancin’ Grannies proves it. It’s an actual workout tape for seniors, and yes—it’s just as incredible as you’re imagining. Watch my cut here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI

The Dancin' Grannies are BACK (sort of). I gave Mature Fitness for Beginners the full Don't Rewind treatment—low-impact aerobics, high-impact comedy. Watch the full edit here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI

Step back into the ‘90s with Dancin' Grannies: Mature Fitness for Beginners! This workout tape is all about fun, flexibility, and keeping active at any age—but the ending? It comes out of nowhere! Watch here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI

Want to become a Yo-Yo master? When I was a kid I was really into the Yo-Yo, but I never really got past the cat’s cradle. If I had known this tape existed, I would have been able to crush so many trucks! Watch here: youtu.be/sOO-Yxn3iU8

Want to impress your friends, family, and maybe even the ladies with some slick yo-yo skills? Arne Dixon, the official Duncan Yo-Yo Man, is here to show you how it’s done in this classic instructional video. Watch here: youtu.be/sOO-Yxn3iU8

Overcome your fear of computers with Basic Computer Literacy! Learn about hard drives, mainframes, and even the keyboard! But don’t worry, while this tape is educational, it also is spiced with a bit of occasional comic relief. 🎥 Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o

It's time for you nerds to learn what a computer is and how to use it so you don't embarrass yourself at the office. Basic Computer Literacy from Don't Rewind! youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o

Ever dig through a thrift store VHS bin and find something that should not exist? That’s Hip Hop Animal Rock Workout—a fever dream of funky beats, cartoon animals, and fitness routines straight out of an arcade game. We put it to the test on Don't Rewind. Watch here: youtu.be/cYxROTwxuvk

Throwing it back to the Hip Hop Animal Rock Workout—a vintage kids' exercise tape full of funky beats, wild animation, and some... interesting dance moves. youtu.be/cYxROTwxuvk #vhs #workout

"Balloon Magic" is a wild ride through the golden age of balloon twisting. You're missing out if you haven't seen my cut of this bizarre VHS gem! Watch it now! youtu.be/SHuBEdckWEM #vhs #vhstapes #balloons

Twist, turn, and prepare for pure balloon chaos! Balloon Magic takes you back to the golden age of party entertainment—where clowns ruled, dogs were made of latex, and retirement homes got wild. Watch, laugh, and maybe even master a poodle of your own! 📺 Watch now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHuB...

New series alert! Don’t Rewind with Mayor Wertz—exploring the weird, funny, and bizarre VHS tapes I dig up. Ep 1: Kathy Lee’s 90s scarf masterclass—dramatic drapes, wild fashion, peak scarf ideas. Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2wg... #VHS

Finalizing some Plague Marines for my Deathguard Army!

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