Does Jefferson have money on the Ravens or something?

Narrative altering performance by JJ McCarthy in Detroit.

Bubblegum and Scotch Tape have started warming up off the bench for the Vikings O-Line.

Wentz is looking like Darnold. Not 14 game winning Darnold, Week 18 and Playoff Darnold.

Not often you'll see Darrisaw pick up a penalty and allow a sack in a game much less back to back in one series.

Wow! What a break!

Well that's not ideal.

Nice awareness play by Wentz!

My 4 sons (Jefferson, Addison, Hockenson, and Mason) all lined up in the huddle with Thielen for good measure! Skol Vikings!

The Vikings have a league-low 65 pass attempts through Week 3. The next lowest is the Ravens at 75. The highest number is the Cowboys at 131. The average and median are just above and below 100. There's no way that pass-loving Kevin O'Connell lets this stand.

This Vikings game is playing out eerily similarly to the Bears game. McCarthy struggling behind a faltering offensive line for 3 quarters, Vikings getting injured, a QB turnover leading to points at the beginning of a quarter... So 3 touchdowns by McCarthy should be next, right?

Vikings need to show that depth we heard about all preseason. Where is the run defense?

Comparisons to Tarkenton. After that start? Guys, chill.

Only down 11 but the Vikings are playing like it's over already.

That was...not great. Boys II Men sounding a little wonky.

Way to go Peacock. Mic'd up the crowd instead of the singer. Way to kick off the season.

I've seen enough. Max Brosmer for QB2. #Vikings

I tried for the Little Ceasers exclusive Mountain Dew flavor the other day but was told "we can't get em this side of the mountain". I was bemused that I couldn't get Mountain Dew, due to a mountain.

Kwesi is good at his job. By moving down 5 spots at the end of the 3rd he moved from 187 to 144 then traded 144 for 172 and Sam Howell. Vikings backup QB acquired and improved their final draft position by 15 slots. Absolutely masterful maneuvering.

Falcons are determined to draft every available mid-round safety, apparently. Leave some for the rest of us!

This just in, Morris Buttermaker has passed on Shadeur Sanders and drafted Shane Falco.

Yeah, my kid may have a thing for @drpepperofficial.bsky.social

Vikings HAVE to respond by signing Jonathan Allen today.

Can we get a gritty limited series that follows Jennifer and Mary Anne as flight attendants in the 80's while Balki and Cousin Larry were screwing around in their apartment back home in Chicago? #perfectstrangers

The NFL cutting to this guy as KOC mounted the stage winning coach of the year was PRICELESS. #vikings #nflhonors #skol

A Mahomes 3peat would saturate the commercial landscape to the point of actual red precipitation from my TV screen. That said, I cannot abide by Sirianni getting one over Andy Reid. Thanks for another Sophie's Choice matchup, NFL.

I'm 3 episodes into Hollywood Squares and there have been 4 sign language references already. One question and three "applause" signs by Thomas Lennon and Tiffany Haddish. Is there a connection historically with the show or personally with Nate Burleson or Drew Barrymore with the hearing impaired?

Giants fans must be absolutely ill right now.

Somewhere a SEGA CEo is watching this game and just...

Who had Teddy Bridgewater leads a touchdown drive in the playoffs on their board? #nfl

To paraphrase C3PO, "Vikings fans seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life!"

Knew it was over after this. Shades of 2017. Emotional explosion and total collapse. Great season but awful end. #skol #vikings

Bo Nix looks looking more stressed than he did running Mission Control during the Apollo 13 incident. #nflplayoffs

Happy birthday to Vikings Kicker Will Reichard who apparently moonlights as a Clark Kent-style bespectacled weatherman in Charlottesville, VA. #vikings #skol #willreichard

So weird to be this hyped up, this let down, and the season not be over. #vikings

KOC needs to call faster developing plays. These long routes are killing any chance the Vikings have left.

This is going south quickly. Feeling like Vikings are heading back to L.A. #Vikings

This feels like a defensive score will win it type of game. #Vikings

Jeebus Reichard! #Vikings

Looks like thise who went with the under are feeling pretty good so far. #skol

Ah, the Darnold twist makes an appearance! #skol

I was told that the Bears were the best situation ever for an early first round QB to go into.

Has an interim head coach ever been fired in season?

So if we could not have a repeat of the first Bears game here, that'd be great. #Vikings

falling forward by Akers was excellent #skol

That thumbs up from Joe Buck was the coldest thing I've seen on this Winter Whiteout. #Vikings

Somebody tell me how that ESPN halftime "show" esrned them better ratings than showing Vanilla Ice's performance? #skol #Vikings

If Jalen Redmond gets an INT or fumble recovery and a chance to run with the ball, @matthewcoller.bsky.social may turn into pure light.

Stevenson movking the skol chant down 10 on a terrible team is certainly a choice.

#Vikings helmets looking off-white on TV to anyone else? Is it the matte finish?