Fat bottomed girls, they make the Rocking world go 'round --Book of Jazz, 19:78

A Lord of the Rings Cover Band called Queen's of the Second Age

The only people who care about whether your dad's cousin should be allowed to count as an aunt are Hapsburgs, and blood-quantum racists, and neither one of them have any business running a city

I've got a great Sisyphus joke, but right when I get to the punchline I... wait, shit, hold on. I've got a great Sisyphus joke, but right when I get to the punchline I... wait, shit, hold on. I've got a great Sisyphus joke...