I’m no communications specialist, but this seems like an odd choice for an image to go with this diocesan event…

Like a bad fungus, the Patriots are back in the Super Bowl.

Major winter storms across the country on Sunday can only mean one thing: God detests Annual Meetings!

More like “Bored of Peace” amirite?

Epiphany > Insurrection

One of the differences in spending time at coffee shops in the north vs. in the south, is that down here, there’s always a table with a middle-aged man doing 95% of the talking while “discipling” someone from his church. And it rather grates!

Fixed it.

Pentecost sky tonight in Florida.

Two or three gold rings should suffice, thanks.

The 12 Days of Christmas is the Yuletide equivalent of 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.

Wait, tomorrow’s Sunday?!

Still amazed that our iconic resale shop, The Church Mouse in Palm Beach, made this list!

Can’t believe nobody gave me a partridge yesterday. Still hoping for some poultry over the next few days.

"And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth." In case anyone forgot, THIS is the reason for the season. It's always about grace. It's always been about grace. It will always be about grace. #9lc

To the person who keeps coughing during #9lc — the entire world is telepathically trying to send you a cough drop and a glass of water!

I’m the worst wrapper this side of Vanilla Ice. Fortunately I have #9LC to comfort me.

Whenever I see this composer’s name, I’m always convinced it’s a total stage name. Like Gary Glitter.

It’s always good to get a budget passed. Looks like we’ll have church again next year…

So. Much. Happening. At. Church. Today.

I’m all for rose-colored vestments on Gaudete Sunday. Unless they’re the color, as many seem to be, of Pepto Bismol.

I have a nephew at Brown. He’s fine. But, damn. Enough of this.

Hey, look! It’s one of ours!

Current me commends year ago me for unsubscribing so valiantly from unsolicited Giving Tuesday appeals.

“Oh, sure, I’d be happy to help you decorate the tree.”

I keep forgetting whether it’s Black Friday or Good Friday. It’s all just so confusing.

Occasional reminder that we are all replaceable.

And now, to paraphrase Bill Belichick, we’re on to Advent.

Shoutout to all the clergy out there who serve as their family’s “Designated Prayer” on Thanksgiving.

I’m sure this will catch on!

A few reflections on preaching at St. Paul’s Cathedral in London. There’s a 12-second echo in that place!

Hope you have an ineffable day!

One of my favorite features of meetings is people jockeying and posturing to show everyone that, actually, THEY are the smartest person in the room.

Who’s going to tell the @newyorktimes that this is actually a Book of Common Prayer? The image rather upends the headline…

I’m seeing an increasing number of church “rebrands” with logos that are clearly AI-generated. Ethical and financial considerations aside, most are just not particularly compelling. And many are evocative of the WPA.

Well, since this Rapture thing didn’t pan out, I guess I’ll need to start prepping for this week’s vestry meeting after all.

Given this Sunday’s gospel, I decided to pay for my coffee with mammon rather than Apple Pay this morning.

I’m rediscovering in real time that nobody does Zoom-that-could-have-been-an-email quite like the church.

I was writing about someone “boldly” preaching the gospel of Jesus Christ but accidentally typed “badly” and now it’s all very confusing.

If you went to church on Sunday morning and are rooting for Sinner on Sunday afternoon, well, that’s something. #USOpen

Knowing that a parishioner is in wonderful pastoral hands at an out-of-state parish for a parent’s funeral is very comforting. We all try to return the favor in such situations.

I just LOVE visiting churches when I’m on vacation!

I have questions.

I assume they will choose the reception venue before remembering to check on the officiant’s availability.

Taking a page from the brilliant marketing team at Cracker Barrel, I have decided to rebrand with a new church logo.

It’s funny ‘cause it’s true.

He should have just booked an Alaskan cruise.

Church was awesome today. So many younger folks (20s & 30s) have been showing up all summer. Hoping and praying this is a trend happening in other contexts.

I guess the church equivalent would be if you don’t like the attendance figures, fire the head usher?

The best part of our Staff Retreat? They younguns taught me how to take a wide angle picture with my phone.

In light of today’s gospel passage from Luke 11, I’ve decided to open a diner where, when customers order omelets, the wait staff brings them scorpions.