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Thanks home bargains, I've always wanted a nice refreshing can of PUSSY! 😂

I've finally finished Stranger Things. Now I need someone to speak to about it 😂

I'm finally starting Stranger Things S5!

Here's a picture of my cock.

Coming back from the gym and your shirt is suddenly tight due to the pump 👀

Eating spicy food is going to ruin me one day, but not today.

I do not post stuff like this, but I have struggled with my weight for years. I'm so happy with my progress 🙏

If you know, we can be friends.

Having a couple of whiskys on a Friday night and watching this. 🍻

I failed 😞

Screw it. Let's give it a go 😂

Does anyone actually do not nut November?

I need to see the new Frankenstein 😩

🎃 🦇

Ready for a party

#NowWatching Something that has traumatised many generations when driving 🤣😭

I just saw this and now I want a new mirror.

First day back at gym after a 3 week holiday 😭😂

Genius 🤣🤣 🎃

Found my halloween costume 🤣

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Me 😅

Saw Weapons, and now I run like this.

I'm a bit late 😅 #NowaWatching

This was a fun watch 😂

Sounds like a great evening 😂

Gym is finally paying off 💪 🙌

As of tomorrow in the UK, if you want to view 18+ adult content on social media or just regularly search online, you need to provide your identification or take a selfie 😮

Sold some feet pics earlier. I feel powerful.

Nipple is such a funny word to me

I need a beer buddy

My ass is literally a 🍑 Due to going to the gym this year. Watch out ladies 💅

It is hooooot! I'm sitting in my underwear whilst working. Perks of working from home!

My nipples look like peperoni. Or maybe I'm just hungry due to the whisky.

Getting drunk on a work night 🤫

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Tried to wear a thong today. Bad idea.

🤣 Happy Friday all!

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😂

I need a Godzilla watch.

😂😈

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Board games and beer!

Beer time 🍻

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When someone asks where you want to go on the weekend 😂

If you know who this is, then we can be friends 😅🤫