so like without going too far into unnecessary detail, ive been quiet bc of life issues & yk that thing that happens when you discover you have a mental illness and suddenly it feels like ur symptoms get worse? yeah thats happening

im built different. like incorrectly i think

u ever get bored n just start mentally writing ur will

just had a person in a sans au avatar on vrc consistently come back from across the room and harass me like 5 separate times bc i had the audacity to rattle off a better pun than them

when my mom first learned the word "yaoi" she'd point at gay men in media and ask me "is this yowie"

guess who forgot he's pale as shit and susceptible to sunburn

i cast Transfer Digestion Problems To Random Billionaire

love when my cats beg me for a bite of my food and I have to tell them "sir this is a pickle you won't like it" "ma'am this is salsa" "BUDDY THIS IS A FUCKING NAPKIN"

being ADHD and disabled means you misplace your fucking cane and don't realize until you need it for an outing and it's been like months maybe and now you have NO clue where the hell you left it

i am still thinking about the man at the chinese buffet who showed his wife something on his phone and his brightness was like twice the max i can set mine to and i leaned over to @hakimaki.bsky.social and said "that guy's phone is like a flashbang"

going back to my roots (playing neopets while watching mythbusters)

hey fun fact some dudes have vaginas get over it ✌️

one of the only things keeping me going these days is that eventually I am going to wake up and learn that that fuckass is dead 🧡

A beautiful commission for @hakimaki.bsky.social 💙✨️ I love it sm!! (*≧∇≦)ﾉ #rottmntleo #tcest filter #rottmntfanart #rottmnt #rottmntoc

i have lost motivation again lmao

as a young afab teen i went through a yaoi phase (as you do when you haven't yet figured out you're actually a fruity man). when my mom found out she told me she was actually one of the original Spirk shippers. i have not been the same ever since. being a little fandom freak runs in my blood.

*sighs and opens up yet another google doc about the same two bitches falling in love AGAIN*

Dawnietello 💜💜💜

this is how I write btw while trying to keep up with the leotello porno playing in my head

my mental health is circling the drain again after fully realizing that i am going to have to live next door to the person who caused like 85% of my mental health issues to begin with

so like what IS the name for someone who enjoys the "bitter exes" dynamic of two characters that were never a canon couple? am I a kendratello postshipper??

🐲: Aw, c'mon, Von Ryan, don't tell me you're about to hit a girl. 🟣: Actually it's extremely anti-feminist of you to suggest you deserve different treatment based solely on your gender. I would still hurt you if you were a man. [reeling back] You might want to clench your teeth.

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY THIS ACCOUNT JUST FOLLOWED ME BECAUSE I SAID THE WORD "STOCK" AND IT THINKS I'M INTO FINANCE 😭😭😭😭😭 a finance account is canonically following a ninja turtle incest account this is the best thing ever

A while back I fixed this Donatello stock image (first pic) in like 5 minutes (second pic), fixed it more (third pic), and then bit him on the neck (fourth pic)

I'm sorry to blow my own cock but I think this sentence goes hard af

We surveyed four turtles to see their answers to this question: What's the first thing you'd grab if you had to evacuate your home? 🔴: Dad 🟠: the fridge 🟣: [gross sobbing because he can't move his entire lab] 🔵: my penis 🥴

I'M BACK ON MY FUCKING BULLSHIT AGAIN

🐲: I bet you wouldn't even care if I died. 🟣: Of course I would! 🐲: wait really 🟣: Yeah, because then I'd never get the apology I rightfully deserve. 🐲: I don't have any reason to apologize to you. 🟣: Then you may as well be dead.

penis

blacked out and wrote 700+ words of Leo absolutely roasting Donnie's ex gf Kendra to his face at like 5am this morning

挠挠手心

Old doodles #tcest

his homosexual looks and autistic demeanor have captivated me

i know it's only February but im nominating Hello Kitty Island Adventure for game of the year

DL

will people take my smutfic seriously if i title it Five Nights at Donnie's

why does everything I write turn into a Trans Joy Experience

ftm Donatello who has a "women in STEM" shirt but the W is colored in so it just says "OMEN IN STEM"

posting here for accountability reasons. guess who's got another hare-brained idea and is running wildly with it

was Juno the first mainstream film that ended up featuring a pregnant man

#rottmnt #tcest #Leo #sketch

don’t ever lose sight of what’s important in life (the two fictional characters in your mind that keep you going)

"emotionally unavailable bad boy" you were actually very emotionally available last night when i was balls deep in your turtle pussy #tcest

Leo: [points out the biggest bodyguard at Big Mama's shindig] his cock is like the size of my thigh. ask me how i know Donnie: [incredulously trying to picture how that would fit] HOW though. Leo: [stuffs an hors d'oeuvre into his mouth] cartoon logic i ain't gotta explain shit

Con y sin colita Donnie y Leo de #rottmnt

[cw cartoon gore] i saw the "i got a headache" meme and knew i had to redraw it as Donnie

Horny baby blue 💙🙂‍↕️ Do you miss me? It's been a while since I posted something #tcest #Leotello #rottmnt

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